Explain the joke?

Asked by luvhm4ever about 1 year ago, 6 answers.

Tom walks out of a bar, swaying back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.

Can I help you, fella? asks the cop.

Yes! Somebody stole my car! Tom replies.

The cop asks, Okay, where was your car the last time...

you saw it?

It was at the end of this key! Tom replies.

At this point, the cop looks down and sees Tom's penis hanging out of his trousers. So he asks Tom, Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself?

Tom looks down sadly and moans, Oh God... they got my girlfriend too!

Can someone please explain this joke.

Cocoa2 Answered by yorkshireterrier1 on Sep 27, 2008, 05:43PM
124 answers

Wow I would like to know what this mean.

Bonjour Answered by rawrgrrl on Sep 27, 2008, 05:48PM
406 answers

I think...that they were having sex in the car and then someone stole it and he was so drunk he didnt realize that they took the girl too?
thats the dumbest joke ever btw...

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Sep 27, 2008, 06:03PM
53902 answers

The girl was giving him head?

Idkk

Answered by pickles15 on Sep 27, 2008, 08:30PM
115 answers

when he unlocks his car the car is at the end of his keys. When he bangs his girl she's on his di.k. So they stole the car so its not at the end of his car keys and he thinks they stole his girl cause she's not on his dick.

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camera phone sucks man! Answered by ashman2020 on Sep 27, 2008, 08:50PM
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lol funny joke.. and unbelievably easy to understand.. he tells the cop the last time he saw his car he had his key in it... the cop says your exposing yourself and he claims his girlfriend is gone also.. one can only assume what he means is like the car/key thing the last time he saw his girlfriend he had his d in her. so basically what key = car so is d*ck = girlfriend...

Who was that masked man? Answered by dlyblood on Sep 28, 2008, 06:30AM
68 answers

That is a good one...I get it ROTFL

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