Q: How do you detox your body?

A: OK IM GUESSIN you want to KNOW HOW TO DETOX your BODY FOR A DRUG TEST... WEED IZ DA LONGEST THAT STAYZ IN your BODY... HERES A FEW THINGS you CAN DO THOUGH... DRINK A LOT OF FLUIDS... WATER, CRANBERRY JUICE, ICED TEA, COFFEE, KEFIR, ETC... ON THE DAY OF THE TEST you want to MAKE SURE your TAKIN VITAMIN B COMPLEX SO your URINE WONT LOOK SO DILUTED... OR ELSE THEY GET SUSPICIOUS... TRUST ME I USED TO WORK IN A LAB... you want to AVOID SALT, FRUITS, FRUIT JUCE, OR FOODS HIGH IN SUGAR ON DA DAY OF DA TEST... and AVOID HEAVY EXERCISE!! IF YOU CAN... TAKE VITAMIN B AND 2 ASPIRINS WITH EACH MEAL (EAT 3 MEALS A DAY) 48 HOURS before A DRUG TEST... YOU want to PEE 6-8 TIMES BEFORE YOU GIVE YOUR DRUG TEST!! AND REMEMBER... MIDSTREAM!! MEANING LET THE FIRST FEW DROPS OF your PISS INTO THE TOILET THEN INTO THE CUP and LET THE LAST DRIPS INTO THE TOILET AGAIN... ON DA DAY OF THE TEST... LIKE I THINK AN HOUR OR MAYBE A FEW HOURS BEFORE THE TEST... you want to TAKE ONE OF THOSE SOLUTIONS SO IT'LL CLEAN IT OUT REALLY GOOD... BUT HONESTLY SAFEST BET IS TO TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S PISS THATS CLEAN... SINCE YOUR A GIRL... IT GETS KINDA TOUGH... BUT I'VE DONE IT... you HAVE TO PUT IT INTO A CONTAINER THAT you CAN FIND AT LIKE A LOCAL CVS PHARMACY OR SOMETHIN... EMPTY CONTAINER... PUT THE PISS IN THEIR and MAKE SURE IT WONT LEAK... AND STICK IT UP LIKE A TAMPON!! THATS THE ONLYY WAY your GONA KEEP DA PISS AT BODY TEMP... HEATING PADS are NOT HOT ENOUGH... TRUST ME ON that!! FOR GUYZ ITS EZ... THEIR BALLS are BODY TEMP... LUCKY FKZ!! BASICALLY IF you DILUTE your BODY W/ A LOT OF FLUIDS THATS GOOD... and EXERCISE TOO... JUST NOT 48 HOURS before TESTIN... BUT IF you DO DECIDE you want to DILUTE your BODY PRETTY MUCH... MAKE SURE you EAT PEANUT BUTTER OR TAKE SOME VIT. B TO ADD SOME COLOR TO your PISS SO IT DOESNT LOOK DILUTED OR ELSE THEY WONT TAKE IT ANYWHOO HOPE I HELPED!!

A: The safest bet I can say is to drink water and a lot, but not too much... Like drink at first a ton of water until your stomach can't handle anymore then wait and after everytime you pee drink 16 oz more and do this daily for as long as possible. Do not however do this within 48 hours of the test or they will not take it because it will be too diluted. Drink plenty of cranberry juice it works great for cleansing regardless of what other retards say... I'd be in jail or prison if it didn't work. get some apple cider vinegar and take 3 shots a day for three days works also... but if you want to skip all of this chugging of fluids then do this fool proof plan. I recently detoxed by drinking two omni cleanse drinks 16 oz. You can get them at your local health/drug shop. 30 bucks a piece. but here is what you do... Get two of them it doesnt matter what flavor it is... get two and take one right before bed and dont do any peeing or drinking anything afterwards... when you wake up you will have to urinate like a mofo and it's bad!! then after you piss a few times take the other and wait an hour then chug water like no other and when your piss is crystal clear you are clean guranteed!! I have passed to serious drug tests this way and it works... also through in lots of cardio-vascular excercise it burns up the fatty tissue that THC sticks to and metabolises it much quicker... Anything that gets you sweating and working hard. (I preffered sex, because it was very fun and good excercise.) but after the two omnis are gone just continue to drink fluid at your own pace but only water and cranberry juice as to soda because soda will hold all the toxin in I am told because of all the sugar... Avoid really greasy fatty foods such as burgers fries anything deep fried. Eat a lot of food that is high in fiber like black beans, whole wheat. ect... Anyway if you do this you can breathe freely and it doesnt matter if you have two weeks or a few days it works... good luck and I hope this helps

A: okay, so I need help! about a month ago I smoked weed and ever since then, I've felt different, like not myself. kinda like a "detatched from the world" feeling. it's really scary and I don't know what's going on! I really need help!!!