Chuck norris jokes anyone?

Who knows some good chuck norris jokes?

I got one for ya

'Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer- too bad hes never cried'

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the %#$@ down.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris sued Burger King because they refused to let him 'have it your way'... with barbed wire and nails.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

when chuck norris does push ups ...he dosent push hi,self up..he pushes the world down!!!

chuck norris ipod came with a real charger instead of a usb cord

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

if you have five dollars and chuck has five dollars chuck five dollars kick your 5 dollars astrounate