What should the bumper sticker on my car say?

If you can read this, you are too close to my rear end, back off and allow 2 car lengths between yours and mine PLEASE.

It should say “I hate bumper stickers” (because they look stupid on cars) Another one might be, “I’m glad your’re paying attention instead of texting” (follow me and I’ll show ya how to drive safely) One more: “Please pay attention to me I have all these stickers”

A picture of a man looking up with a crown made of thorns [Jesus] and saying “still saving lives” =)

A picture of a man looking up with a crown made of thorns [Jesus] and saying “still saving lives” =)

it could say “ why are you stalking me” or “ pay attention to driving, instead of reading this”

I have a sticker on my cars back and it says ‘catch me if you can’

Bad cop! No doughnut for you.

It should say, “Autobots!!! Roll out!!!”

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this is. SO. me. It’s ridic.

well i asked it :P