How can i best remove body hair?

Hey!
I have a hairy body. I dont know whether this is the normal thing or if I am really bigfoot...
I have coarser hair on my legs and armpits... but the hair is softer but just as dark everywhere... and the trouble areas are my butts, and the...

midriff...
I cannot waz regularly as I cant do it back there myself,... and in a salon wud be expensive... ( can it be done on your own though ? waxing ? I never tried... I am only assuming it wud be difficult to do your butt on your own.. )... and cant afford laser either
Shaving is outta question... as I believe it makes the growth coarser and thicker...
Bleaching is only an alternative solution as it doesnt remove the hair really...
I was operated for some infection and they used a razor to shave my butt cheeks.. which I fear is part of the cause for my problem...
I am thinking maybe I can use those hair removing gels/creams... but I heard that those things make your skin go darker... is it true ?
I am not going to apply it on the genitals... only the butt cheeks... so I reckon its safe enough... ?

i think you should consider laser hair removal, its a great investment,
otherwise, creams or wax are great too.
good luck hun!
xoxo love

go to target and u can buy hair removal creams. dont worry they work great i promise!
like nair!

-anise

hmm...
thats good news... actually... well... the skin i have on my underarms is darker than the rest of me, n i had a feeling its because of the the hair removing creams i used before...
Now its improving though... the dark skin... although my doc told me its because i was overweight once...
Hey... is the growth softer after using nair ? like waxing ?

Hair removal cream is fine.