How to stop frizzy hair?

Okay, before you post, read EVERYTHING I've tried.
-Sunsilk, Biolage, Redkin, Garnier Fructis, Catwalk, Bedhead, V05,Pantein, Vive, TreSemme, Herbal Essences and more Shampoos and Conditionders that are meant for frizzy, naturally curly hair like...

mine.
-Serums.
-Leave in Conditionder.
-Honey.
-Raw Eggs.
-Only shampooing once a week.
-Not brushing unless its in the shower.
-Not rubbing my hair dry.
-Hair spray.
And my hair still poofs out! I got a haircut just 3 days ago! HELP?!!! It needs to be more manageable.
By the way, straightening is a mess.
Remember, My hair is a disaster waiting to happen. Red curly shoulder length hair with lots of poof and gross chronic frizz.

get it permed straight or you can have sum cute curls by usin moose. just try it.
your hair needs to be very wet an den you apply moose an scrundh it as you apply an it ternz out hella cute. o an I use de pantene moose de one fer defining curlz.
you just gotta lern ta werk wit de curlz or you might az well get it permed straight.

get it relaxed at your salon!

or go on the tyra show and she'll hook you up

Permenently streightend but you'll regret it, so many people would love hair like yours. Just wet it completly, and use some moose, to perfect your curls and wella!

Dont listent to the above posts (well accept givmedanger). You will regret permanent straightening, its very unhealthy.
Buy the book Curly Girl
It will change your life.

Lol, there's a book called Curly Girl? We call my puppy Curly Girlie, because she's got curls.

You should definitely try the leave in conditioner from fructis. Over time it has actually changed the texture of my hair! and I understand your mess! my hair is as unruly as it comes(I literally define my race twice daily).