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californication Asked by californication over 3 years ago, 37 answers.

how do I get rid of alcohol from my breath when I come home from a party so my mom wont smell it. I've tried everything. Help

woohoo Answered by texaskimmie on Jan 09, 2008, 06:09AM
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I was told this one time: Put a penny in your mouth (be careful and don't swallow it). The metal will take the alcohol smell away. It will probably taste nasty, and no telling where it's been, but yeah...you asked. lol

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cashmoney Answered by cashmoney on May 09, 2006, 12:48PM
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chew on a onion it might taste like crap and make your breathe smell like onions but it better than getting cought with alochol on your breathe

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Answered by gurps409 on May 09, 2006, 01:41PM
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um have you tried smint??? or even chewing gum loads of it at once? smint preferbly works for me.

If only you could be in my head... Answered by sikashimmer on May 09, 2006, 10:01PM
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Get a tongue scraper. Bad breath is usually from stuff on your tongue. Brush your teeth, scrape your tongue then rinse with listerine.

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flower Answered by zorbot on May 27, 2006, 10:42AM
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drink lots of water before going home in order to dilute the alcohol levels in your blood stream and sweat. it's hard not to smell of alcohol if you've been drinking all night but drinking water, eating food, brushing your teeth and rinsing with listerine would defintly make a diffference.

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Answered by danisagoodmate on May 27, 2006, 12:16PM
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zorbat's idea is the best but if u dont have acess to any of that stuff before you go from the pud have a few cola because cola is very acidic it will discuise the smell.

Answered by spelkey56 on Jun 02, 2006, 06:02PM

Nothing can really take alcohol off of your breath if you've been drinking all night. If you have one or maybe at the most two in a night all of the above might work. Otherwise, you're just busted.

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Tech N9ne : one of the great lyricists Answered by master_of_disaster on Oct 03, 2006, 02:20AM
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sadly I was trying to answer this question as well, but i've found out that alcohol breath is not from your stomach but as a result of alcohol evaporating/leaving the surfaces of the alveoli in ur lungs (from blood ofcourse), so honestly i've tried everything myself, but i've gotten away with a breathalyzer by burping which mixes ur stomach contents kinda with your alcohol breath and the pigtails have to wait 20 mins b4 they can check you again, but if the cop is a duestch he'll take you down to the station and get a blood sample to eff you over.

hope this helps

Answered by shiva on Mar 06, 2007, 01:45AM

Because alcohol is assimilated through the digestive system, its expulsion happens by way of all of your cleansing, digestive, and respiratory organs. The smell is by all means hard to get rid of. As it is being processed through the body, any quantifiable consumption of alcohol permeates through your skin and lungs.

Such crude attempts as eating raw garlic or onions, or eating up a box of mints to cover up the associated odor of excessive alcohol consumption are fruitless, and prone to garner even more suspicion. Hey, Johnny, have you been eating raw onions? Imagine that.

Before I tell you what will work to remove the smell of alcohol from your person, I want to say that if you have a drinking problem, it's better you address that situation, as opposed to exposing yourself and others to greater peril through an accident or what not.

The ONLY substances that will relieve you of alcohol smell after conspicuous consumption is a combination of pharmaceutical grade bentonite clay and activated willow charcoal. These items are available in capsule form at your local health food store for less than $10. Additionally, they absorb and expel alcohol quite rapidly from your digestive system. Take 10 capsules before going out to party, and you most probably wont even get drunk. If you have a drinking problem, it will serve you well to take a few capsules every hour or so, and then take like 10 more capsules and 16 ounces of water if you have had a lot to drink.

All this aside, please...never, ever drink and drive. And if you have an alcohol problem, please address it and get the help you need. I lost 2 friends who drank and then got behind the wheel of a car. It's really not worth it.

Otherwise, best of luck.

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Laur Answered by laurx90 on Aug 16, 2007, 12:56PM
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hey I'm 16 and I relle got into alcohol I was drinking 5 times a week when I had a party at my house late june and my friend almost died he jumped out of his brothers car fractured his skull broke his leg and arm. cops came and I was totally trashed. I was thinking about going to AA thats how bad I get. I drank and drove once crashed my friends car. if you are under 21 trust me drinking isnt the best thing in the world but if you are older then its okay to have a few drinks.

1) dont drink and drive
2) always be with friends...you can get out of hand and so can guys.
3) I always had gum with me.
4) stay over a friends house.

laura

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Benny Answered by zstaciez on Aug 19, 2007, 10:29PM
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Peanuts are amazing when it comes to masking alcohol breath. You can also eat a spoonful of peanut butter. I honestly don't know why it works, but it does.
However, definitely follow the above advice: don't drink and drive AND drink with friends.

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Answered by kathrynh on Jan 05, 2008, 11:59AM
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I always use Antipoleez and it does actually work. I buy it from my local store, but you can buy it online... http://www.antipoleez.com

Good Luck!!

Answered by livelovedie on Jan 26, 2008, 12:43PM
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peanut butter helps. these people have given some good advise though

Answered by merrick23 on Feb 26, 2008, 12:35PM
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dont burp or throw up and starbursts and skittles work best for me

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Answered by kixchik on Mar 10, 2008, 03:14PM

Dont drink til your 21. Then you have nothing to hide.

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Mar 24, 2008, 04:57PM
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Well first of all mate...How old are u ?
because then if your underage dont think your smart drinkin ...Its for your own safety!
and well if your at the right age then you HAVE NOTHINK 2 HIDE!
Bye..x

Answered by springbreaker on Mar 25, 2008, 03:08PM

Breath through your nose and open your mouth as little as possible. That will help in that the smell won't be blowing in their faces. also try the coin trick and maybe Lotion on the skin and cologne after a shower, and that's the best without becoming suspicious. if you have more time, try to sweat and drink water before the shower. Or come up with an excuse by spilling a beer on yourself and blaming it on someone bumping into u. That will explain the shower and change of clothes and if you bring the shirt in, then the room will fill up fast and they may just assume its the shirt.

eye Answered by ana_luna on Apr 16, 2008, 09:23AM
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I have the best method ever. because of this method I never have to deal with alcohol breath ever again. my secret? I quit drinking.

teddy! Answered by nuffnuffmoo on May 11, 2008, 11:02AM
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I think alcohol breath smells good. DON'T COVER UP, DRINK MORE.

madd gangsta yo....neon and noodle Answered by vultureofculture on May 28, 2008, 07:16PM
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it is gross
but I hear pennies work lol

Hanging in the kitchen "sheep camp" Answered by warmheart on Jul 31, 2008, 10:54PM
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Over two years have passed so you probably don't drink...Solved!

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