Your Advisors

Advisors are the official voice of Funadvice, and are users just like you and me. Users get promoted to advisors when they've either been ranked highly by other users, or have just provided great answers.

ichibanarky

I'm a happily married mother of 3 (my hubby is the user "thecowgod"). I work as a Chef/ Pastry Chef and I write in my spare time. My religion is Buddhist, my political preference is apathetic. I like to help, but I will not hold back the harsh truth just to be polite - I tell it like it is. My intentions are good, so if something I say sounds wrong, please ask me about it - I'll be happy to explain! I'm also a site Advisor, so if you're having any problems, feel free to ask for help.

pinkpearl

I am fairly free-thinking and open minded, and try to not live by a set of rules imposed by society. I love helping people who are prepared to make some effort themselves. My advice doesn't usually come from searching the net...it comes from many many years of being on this planet. Some will take offense to my candid approach to questions about sex, and others will feel comforted. My passions are music, fitness, NHL hockey and perennial gardening, and the order of that changes daily.

stephanief987

♥ᴅᴜә: ᴅәᴐ ¹² ₓₒₓₒ*ıᴌʋ.ᴌıттᴌɘØиɘ♥ ******************************************** "ıм sәłғısн, ıмpатıәит, аиd а łıттłә ıиsәcuяә, ıм ouт oғ coитяoł, аиd ат тıмәs ıм наяd тo наиdłә. вuт ıғ you cаит наиdłә мә ат мy woяsт, тнәи you doи'т dәsәяvә мә ат мy вәsт." [маяıłyи мoияoә]

ty

You shall not wrong a stranger or oppress him - Exodus 22:21 Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen. - Ephesians 4:29 Keep your tongue from evil - Psalm 34:13 A righteous man hateth lying - Proverbs 13:5 Give strong drink to him who is perishing, and wine to those in bitter distress - Proverbs 31:6 When a woman has a discharge of blood, which is her regular discharge from her body, she shall be in her impurity for seven days, and whoever touches her shall be unclean until the evening - Leviticus 15:19 Nor shall there come upon you a garment of cloth made of two kinds of stuff - Leviticus 19:19

saucybaby

~ThE RoSe ThAt GrEw FrOm CoNcReTe~

ifeelcrazy123

Hi, I live in Pretoria, South-Africa. I am 20 years old and i love swimming and relaxing holidays. I am currently on my way to becoming a chartered accountant and am studying at the university of Pretoria. I love to hear people's opinions on many different topics and I find different cultures and religions extremely fascinating :-). I am also an animal lover with 3 dogs and 3 parrots and a boyfriend which i have been dating for 3 years (who will give me evil look if he reads this). I absolutely love people with a sense of humor and i love jokes :-)

jazlovestoskate

hey im jasmine <br>ive got blue and purple hair i love to skate and im also a skateboard collector (over 80 so far) i love the care bears especially bedtime bear! &hearts; <br>im an artist,i paint, sew, draw, create ect i also make/customise/alter dolls, jewellery, clothes, shoes, bags, hats and just about everything else <br>ive got 34 peircings no tatts yet though = no money either <br>i love op-shopping I play guitar and drums Im very old fashioned and old-school I love horror, I sleep in a car bed i always wear the same jeans and I definantly don’t take life too seriously <br>i love ZOMBIES! :D i love romance in almost all its forms i also love playing and collecting pokemon pikachu and mew are my 2 favourites i love to watch david attenborough doctumentries <br>Im a proud athiest <br> i know a lot about a lot of different things, so im just hear to give you all advice :]

phrannie

Hi everybody......it's looking like I'm the "old" lady here....ah...but that's ok with me. I live in NW Montana on 3 acres, and some leased land.....with my husband, my two dogs (MoJo and Molly), 2 Tennessee Walking Horses, and our cat Dave. We have one grandchild, born last June.....we think she's pretty "neat". I graduated from Gonzaga University.....oh, so long ago, with a degree in English, and a minor in Philosophy. Right now, I work nights at the local power company, and work with dogs and train horses during the day and on weekends. If you've got animal questions, I'm pretty much "in the know" and up to date on dogs. I also have been a friend of Bill W. since 1987. p

ethmer

  Ex Marine.   Born and raised in La Jolla/San Diego, CA but moved to Anchorage, AK 44 years ago.   Currently a retired taxicab driver after 30 years.   Single. Divorced 3 times. Had 3 children (2 still living), have 7 grandchildren and 2 great grandchildren.   i'm a moderate Republican. My hobbies are playing poker and chess.   i'm a Deist but i do believe in evolution. My religious beliefs, which i wrote several years ago (A Search for Truth), can be viewed at the URL above.   i may not agree with you but i cherish your right to disagree (even if you are wrong).  

twilightmom

******************************** *********************************** July 4, 2009--today would have been my Grandmothers (my Nana) 80th birthday. This is my second year of not being able to call you and wish you Happy Birthday!! I miss you so much, and every sparkler and every firework we set off tonight will be a celebration of the time I had you on earth with me! 45 yrs seems like such a long time until I don't have you here with me anymore!! I miss you!!----cyndi. About me: Hey everyone!! It's ur Twilightmom, about me.... I am an RN, retired due to disability, but i still know my stuff!! I have been married 15 yrs this June and have a BEAUTIFUL, imaginative 14 yr old daughter, (don't believe me, check out my photos!) i have become addicted to this site, too the point that I had to quit using my Blackberry and start using my PC so that I could become an Advisor!! I wanted to be "in the know" . lol I love doing this advice thing. When u become retired and disabled young---spending time home with ur dogs is alright for the first 5 or 6 mths, after that is rather BORING!! Finding FunAdvice is the best thing that has happened to me in 3 yrs!! I kinda feel like I have a purpose again, helping people as I did when I was working. Helping people with problems isn't always a physical thing, Reaching out with the written word can sometimes touch someone more deeply than the hands ever can. I am on alot and always here and willing to help anyone who wants to shout out my way! Have a ?, my funmail is open to all. Feel free to drop by and leave a comment, add yourself to my friends lis---at times I still use my Blackberry and with that I am unable to add friends or leave comments, So, feel free to add urself and I'll get back in touch with u real soon! As my name suggests, I'm a Twilight fan---read all of the books (at least 4 times), saw the movie with my daughter and her friends 5 times in the theatre, and as of today we are the proud owner of the Twilight DVD. Now i can get my Twilight fix (ok, time to confess---it's not just the Twilight movie I love, there's that whole Edward thing too!! lol) Oh to be 20 yrs younger..... I have made some TERRIFIC friends on here: *Baldwinwolf----watch out for that pack of schnauzers and the yorkie butts!!! U know how feisty they get!!! *Sirpsycho---u STILL da' man!!! *Ty---haven't heard from u in awhile, but did u EVER visit that PHARMACIST!!!!! *FunFun1---glad everything went well, u BEHAVE now!! *doodlegirl--what can I say? You can be my girl, I'll be ur Mom any day of the week! Luv ya' sweety! **and last, but certainly not least, my gina916, u know Mom can't leave u out!! Luv ya'!(= And so many,many more I just can't mention them all here----but u know who u are!!!

nero

I've lived in almost every state, but I was born in Canada. I'm versatile; artist, writer, music lover, philosophy infatuate, pc gamer, video game buff, etc. I'm also highly interested and know more than most about body modification: tattooing, piercing, scarification, etc (this includes hair dying and such). Questions are welcome. I've been away for a long time, busy with graduate school and work. As of right now, I'm the singer of a local band that's been staying pretty low-key since '06, and am in another experimental/electronic project that came to fruition in December '08. While at school, I'm working for a web design company as the "graphics guy." Feel free to approach me about any subject. ***I don't generally participate in any groups with the exception of one, so if I keep passing up offers it's nothing personal, I just can't keep up with all of them.***

underwaterophelia

I'm a sweetheart, really.

thedude

I'm the cofounder of funadvice, happily married father of two, and a big fan of the team that helps to manage this site - especially all the fun members of the Funadvice community. To learn more about me or the rest of the team, please click the "About us" link at the bottom of any page on the site.

shaeluvspete

I'm crazy, loud, funny, smart, easy to get along with, lovable, and completely unpredictable. I love my friends, family, music, puppies, black eyeliner, rings, poka dots, flip flops, bright nail polish and all sorts of other stuff. I'm a good student. I believe in God. I have an older sister that's really awesome. I'm very random. I'm addicted to music. I like all sorts of genres. I try not to exclude a particular one. My favorite sports are volleyball and swimming. I hope to make a difference someday. I want to be a good role model. I don't really like writing these things, so if you want to know anything else just ask. :) -Shae

lex_icon

Consider me the reality check at table one...

jlw82

Hello! My name is Jess. *I'm a bartender in Wheeling, West Virginia. *I'm 26. I'm 5'8, green eyes, hair color/length/style varies from month to month! *I've been married since October 2006 to my first love. No kids yet, but we'll see. ;) *I like most kinds of music depending on my mood-it centers me. *I'd rather read a good book than watch television. *I know it's wrong, but I don't vote and could care less about politics. I believe most of the stuff you think you know about the government is only what they want you to believe, anyways. *I believe in ghosts and aliens. *I'm terrified of driving and I still don't have my license. *I love animals, even mice and snakes and most animals that gross people out. *I'm officially confused by religion and am currently struggling to figure out what I believe. I know I can rule out Christianity, Wicca, Hare Krishna and the flying spaghetti monster. :) *I'm impulsive and kinda loud. *I love my friends and family. *I have one tattoo and my ears and navel pierced and I can't wait to get more of both! *I love being outdoors and partying till dawn. *I'm passionate and very loyal. *I am a die hard romantic and yes, I am a Twilight addict but no, I don't think I'm a vampire. *I'm laid back but I have an opinion on everything and I love helping people so ask away! :) ****If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. George Carlin***** *****The unexamined life is not worth living. Socrates***** *****You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Mohandas Gandhi*****

sikashimmer

I'm a 23 yr old aspiring musical theatre singer/entertainer. I enjoy researching for answers to questions because I learn new things in the process. I am a survivor of extensive childhood sexual abuse and rape. Some days are harder than others. My perpetrator was found guilty on 10/9/08 and could face up to 216 years in prison. If you've ever been sexually assaulted or raped in any way please DONT STAY SILENT. I'm here to talk if you need me. Feel free to private message me for advice I also encourage you to join my group - XoX Everything you wanted to ask but were afraid to! XoX ATTENTION: If you are in need of emergency medical assistance please do not ask a funadvice, please see a physician right away!

colethky

Hi, I'm a married mother of 3. Colby (7), Ethan (6) and Kylee (4). I"m a stay at home mom who thinks that there is not enough time in the day to get everything done. I used to have a life that sometimes I now miss. I love taking care of my kids, cooking, shopping, and vacationing. When I worked I was an accountant and before that a Store manager in a grocery store. Now I can't imagine ever going back to work but eventually I know that I will, especially when my youngest starts school. I am grateful for the time I get to spend with my children and I wouldn't trade it for anything. I am honest, sometimes to the point of being rude. If I come across that way then I'm sorry I really don't mean to be ignorant I just feel that it would be better for people to hear the truth. I have a very bad temper and most people that I know try hard to stay on my good side. Other than that though I'm a great person, lol and an even better friend.