Your Advisors

Advisors are the official voice of Funadvice, and are users just like you and me. Users get promoted to advisors when they've either been ranked highly by other users, or have just provided great answers.

esconsult1

I'm the co-owner of this site! My good friend "thedude" and I coded it, programmed it and made it work. I'm 44 years old, I have a 3 year old daughter and try to live out the American dream as best as I can. *** IMPORTANT *** Please do not funmail me with questions that could be asked through the usual channels. I am only available for questions relating to my area of competence: computers, web development, and general business. **** THANK YOU **** I can be found at: http://www.ericsonsmith.com

filletofspam

Think of me as your friendly neighborhood heathen, heretic, and blasphemer. I'm also an avid cyclist and also enjoy reading, cooking, and brewing my own beer when I have the time. I've been a vegetarian since Spring of 1980. I started out conservative politically but over the years evolved into a bleeding heart liberal. I have a wonderful wife and 4 year old daughter.

ifeelcrazy123

Hi, I live in Pretoria, South-Africa. I am 20 years old and i love swimming and relaxing holidays. I am currently on my way to becoming a chartered accountant and am studying at the university of Pretoria. I love to hear people's opinions on many different topics and I find different cultures and religions extremely fascinating :-). I am also an animal lover with 2 dogs and 3 parrots and a boyfriend which i have been dating for 3 years (who will give me evil look if he reads this). I absolutely love people with a sense of humor and i love jokes :-)

editor

Hi, I am the editor of this site. I live in North Carolina and I work for the site, editing questions, moderating, handling abuse reports, promoting people to advisor, and generally making sure everything runs smoothly. Feel free to funmail me for anything, whether it be problems or suggestions, or just to say hi!

jlw82

Hello! My name is Jess. I'm a FunAdvice Advisor. *I'm a bartender in Wheeling, West Virginia. *I'm 27. I'm 5'8, green eyes, hair color/length/style varies from month to month! *I've been married since October 2006 to my first love. No kids yet, but we'll see. ;) *I like most kinds of music depending on my mood-it centers me. My favorites are Patsy Cline, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bob Marley, Alanis Morissette, The Rolling Stones, Eminem, Hank Williams Jr. Sublime and Tupac. *I'd rather read a good book than watch television, but my favorite tv show is Family Guy. *I don't vote. *I believe in ghosts and aliens. *I'm terrified of driving and I still don't have my license. *I love animals, even mice and snakes and most animals that gross people out. *I am fascinated by religion, but I'm non-religious. *I'm a loud, impulsive, laid back, loyal, sarcastic, passionate, curious and open minded free spirit. *I love my friends and family. *I'm a realist, but my glass is always half full. *I have one tattoo and my ears and navel pierced and I can't wait to get more of both! *I love being outdoors and partying till dawn. *I'm a joker and a smoker. *I am a die hard romantic and yes, I am a Twilight addict but no, I don't think I'm a vampire. I have an opinion on everything and I love helping people so ask away! :) ****If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. George Carlin***** *****The unexamined life is not worth living. Socrates***** *****You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Mohandas Gandhi***** *****The more I see the less I know, the more I like to let it go. Anthony Kiedis*****

thedude

I'm Jeremy Goodrich, President & Co- founder of FunAdvice, happily married father of two, and a big fan of the team that helps to manage this site - especially all the fun members of the Funadvice community. To learn more about me or the rest of the team, please click the "About us" link at the bottom of any page on the site. *** Please note *** I basically answer questions related to business, marketing, community, kids...stuff I have a great deal of experience with. If you need help with the site, it's usually the fastest to use the site search, as 99.9% of the fun mail I get could be answered by using a verbose site search...eg, use all the detail that you'd need. If you ask me something like what to do about your BF, I'll probably ignore it, as having been married for more than nine years...I have no clue how anything other than marriage works ;) And, I am pretty busy between FunAdvice and my day job. Last: welcome to our site. I appreciate everybody who signs up, and remember, keep it positive.

mikeh

Hola. I'm Mike. I'm old enough to have made just about every mistake in the book but young enough to still be learning from them. I turn a baleful eye on bad grammar, plagiarism, and l33t. I grew up on a farm in the capital of nowhere but currently live and work in NYC. I don't believe that your political decisions should be made by reading a ".org" website. I believe that life is for the living, not for preparing for when your dead. I don't believe in conspiracies. I believe that dim sum is the best thing that happened to brunch. I'm a loveable cynic. I live with my girlfriend, my fish, and my timneh grey. I know how to juggle.

zorbot

Hi! My name Zorbot and it´s a pleasure to be here. I love assisting human beings and help them acheive inner peace and happiness. I am originaly from the planet Zorton and my mission on earth is to observe, help and try to understand human behaviour and activities. While on this planet, I´ve been given a female human body that teaches me many things related to social, sexual and physical human existence. Of course, there are limits to the human mind and it´s capacity to understand the world that surrounds it, so do take this into account when you read my advice. Also, my supervisor Megazort sends his greetings and hopes that you can all continue to help us make this beautiful planet ever better and peaceful. Oh and of course we do plan world domination, we just haven´t figured out which artistic creative method would be more effective: music, silence, loving or dancing? It´s a continuous work in progress ;-)

baldwinwolf

i am just a down to earth man, who has over the course of my life accumulated a great deal of knowledge about a wide range of things, some juvenile and trivial, others of greater importance. i love writing poetry and letting my hands create a piece of artwork out of just about anything.i have had personal experience with 'cutting' i guess once i learned to channel those urges into artwork and writing- i have been away from that for the past 14 years. i am a WICCAN I supported BUSH during his presidency, as well as the war on terror. i am a die hard REPUBLICAN. a HUNTER A RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNER a weapons specialist. a heavy metal fanatic. a fisherman. an EVOLUTIONIST i think that kids are great i have survived ALCOHOL addiction (14 years sober) and i HIGHLY RESPECT OUR MEN AND WOMEN IN THE ARMED FORCES.

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colethky

I'm a married mother of 3......Colby 8, Ethan 7 & Kylee 5. I have been through a lot in my life.............. Somehow I've gotten through them all and become a stronger person because of them. If you ask I'll tell you my story, I'll hope it helps you, and I'll try to help you any other way I can. If you don't want the truth then don't read my advice, I won't lie to make you feel better.

moe214

------------------------------------------------------ "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."~~Mark Twain ------------------------------------------------------- Hey, I'm Monique && I'm from California. I'm really nice and love giving advice so if you need help with anything, don't be afraid to ask. :) I <3 Music :) My favorite bands are: The Used 3oh!3 Bullet For My Valentine Escape The Fate Nirvana Avenged Sevenfold System Of A Down BrokeNCYDE Drop Dead, Gorgeous Linkin Park Slipknot Three Days Grace

simplychallenging

I'm 22 years old, from Ontario. I enjoy giving advice, writing, watching movies, camping and taking photos of random things. I'm far from perfect, but I'm okay with that. I'm a firm believer in honesty, so that's exactly what I am. Honest. I'm always open to giving advice when asked, so feel free to do so at any time.

jazlovestoskate

hey im jasmine <br>ive got blue and purple hair i love to skate and im also a skateboard collector (over 80 so far) i love the care bears especially bedtime bear! &hearts; <br>im an artist,i paint, sew, draw, create ect i also make/customise/alter dolls, jewellery, clothes, shoes, bags, hats and just about everything else i can also make plushies (stuffed animals) and other things <br>ive got 33 peircings no tatts yet though = no money either <br>i love op-shopping I used to play guitar and drums Im very old fashioned and old-school I love horror, I sleep in a car bed i always wear the same jeans/pants and I definantly don’t take life too seriously <br>i love ZOMBIES! :D i love romance i also love playing and collecting pokemon pikachu and mew are my 2 favourites i love to watch david attenborough doctumentries <br>Im a proud atheist <br> i know a lot about a lot of different things, so im just hear to give you all advice :]

pinkpearl

I am fairly free-thinking and open minded, and try to not live by a set of rules imposed by society. I love helping people who are prepared to make some effort themselves. My advice doesn't usually come from searching the net...it comes from many many years of being on this planet. Some will take offense to my candid approach to questions about sex, and others will feel comforted.

phrannie

Hi everybody......it's looking like I'm the "old" lady here....ah...but that's ok with me. I live in NW Montana on 3 acres, and some leased land.....with my husband, my two dogs (MoJo and Molly), 2 Tennessee Walking Horses, and our cat Dave. We have one grandchild, born last June.....we think she's pretty "neat". I graduated from Gonzaga University.....oh, so long ago, with a degree in English, and a minor in Philosophy. Right now, I work nights at the local power company, and work with dogs and train horses during the day and on weekends. If you've got animal questions, I'm pretty much "in the know" and up to date on dogs. I also have been a friend of Bill W. since 1987. p

ichibanarky

The disciples were absorbed in a discussion of Lao-tzu's dictum: "Those who know, do not say; Those who say, do not know." When the master entered, they asked him what the words meant. Said the master, "Which of you knows the fragrance of a rose?" All of them indicated that they knew. Then he said, "Describe it." All of them were silent.

gothik

My name is Rob, I'm a substitute teacher, a cashier, and a college student. I am in school currently for computer game development specialist. And later I want to get a English teaching degree, or a teaching degree in general and do computers classes for high school. The kind of advice I give is usually in 3 specific categories, sex, love, dating, and mostly related to that area, and I've noticed alot of people are either afraid to ask those questions in the forums, so my advice is dedicated to instant messaging, and private messaging on FA. I am not on most of the time, and for that I apologize, but I work alot, that's my excuse. Here's a few ways to contact me if you'd rather talk to someone 1 on 1 instead of some random people's answers in the forums. AIM : kingsoa7620 Yahoo! : darkelf7620 MSN : kingsoa7620 If you ever want a quick opinion about anything, let me know or ask another one of FunAdvice's advisors for anything you might need help with. Have a great day!