What lovely names the other planets have... Mars, Venus, Neptune, Jupiter etc. Then there's us. Earth. Terra. dirt. EARTH. Yuck. I hereby re-name us SOIL.
I think of it as a tectonically volatile dirtball that we need to escape asap. Earth is dying. We need to move away from our home, or work our magical science to heal it.
I think the most palatable name I know for it is probably GAEA... but I think the most suitable name for such a rotund and massive body would be "BEARTHA"
Earth. It sounds like another name for poop. Like, diarrea, constipation, "stool", etc.
Can you imagine the Martian tourists?? :D "On you right you will see Planet Bob"
Because the other planets have nothing going on and we need to get serious here.
I love the name of our planet. It just sounds really soothing to me.
People living on earth Is worse than the name of the Earth.
I like the name Earth. I think it sounds pretty.
it has an an ugly name cause its an ugly planet
lol thats funny. never thought of it like that
Or why not use "Tellus".
iris , what do you think
It should be called Bob.
Better Than Gertrude...
LOL
