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What are some good ideas on how to fake sick so that you don't have to go to school?

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This year the first day of school is on my friend's birthday, but her Mom won't let her skip unless she is sick. I told her to crumble up a granola bar and mix it with orange juice to pretend that she has puked, but she says that she has tried that and it doesn't work. I also told her to put her thermometer in a hot beverage when her mom takes her temperature, but she doesn't own a thermometer.... So, any ideas on how she can accomplish this difficult task? xD