How can I clean my system out in ten to fifteen days?

I have an in home ua coming up in fifteen days from tomorrow, given to me be my understanding mother.. Whom I also think her herself could not pass a ua. Anyway, I’m fairly sure she is getting her tests from target and the only tests they sell are the First Check in home urine tests. I have been doing a lot of research on how to pass this and I have heard many different ways to do so. Drinking tons of water stands out above all, but unfortunately consuming large amounts of water only dilutes your urine so the test resault will show as inconclusive(neither negitive nor positive) and that would look pretty fishy I’m sure. Also I have heard of putting 6-8 drops of bleach or 3 crystals of Draino into your urine that is soon to be tested. I have even heard of just filling up the cup with warm water and food coloring(to give it that nice urine color), which is said to only work for this test only. I really don’t know which method trully works and which methods do not. Should I… Do a 50:50 mix of my urine and water? Put some draino or bleach in the test? Drink a lot of water and acidic liquids? Use a friends urine? Food coloring plus water? vitamins… B… ? Excessive workout til 2 days before test?

I have no money to spend so I can’t buy any of the detox drinks/pills. I was a heavy (1-3 times per day) user up until fifteen days prior to now, then today I smoked a joint and 1 1/2 bowls. I’m not overweight at all, 511 145lbs. Drummer/ football player. Any advice helps. Thank you.

Answer #1

Drink lots of water, green tea, and cranberry juice. Reason is they are vitamin rich and packed with anti-oxidants. Not the water but the green tea/juice. The water just helps get it through your system quicker. Those test are easy to pass back in high school my mom use to use those on me and I could smoke a couple days before she’d test me and I’d just purge my system and be good. Hope this helps ;). By the way don’t try to trick the people who drug test you, usually they’ll watch you pee. Oh and the working out will also help, getting in a sauna, hot tub, etc.. anything that will make you sweat a lot but make sure you keep drinking a lot of liquids otherwise it’s kind of pointless. Also, the green tea and cranberry juice aren’t requires they just make the process quicker, you can drink water alone it will just take a lot. Probably a few glasses a day until your drug test would be fine. If you do it a couple days before I’d suggest about a gallon a day. Throughout the day not at once.

Answer #2

hey geee, if that is directed at me, then read it again! I’m not selling anything..that was advice from 2 other people I copied and pasted for old mate… and it doesn’t sound like they are selling anything either WHEN YOU READ IT…

Answer #3

Misinformed dude I’ve passed more drug tests then you’ve sold.

Answer #4

g’day, I’m currently researching the same thing as I have a test in a couple of weeks. all I have to offer is the best advice I have found. here is my top 2.

  1. Forget everything written above by the misinformed. Im a Dr of Pharmacy and Im going to put it to you straight. All of the products they sell at GNC, Vitamin Shop, Health food stores are absolute wastes of your money. If you are a small time user 1-2 times per month and have low body fat you should be clean within 2 weeks. If you are a chronic user it could take up to 6 weeks to detox. The metabolites of THC are lipid soluble, they are stored in fat cells. The individuals metabolism and exercise habits can make a difference in excretion of metabolites. A skinny person who exercises a lot and uses infrequently can test negative 3 days after using. A heavy person who doesnt exercise is in a bit of a bind. All those herbal extracts mentioned are now tested for first, before testing for illegal drugs, and may be considered by some labs to be a positive immediately. Some will forward it on for gas chromography analysis and a mass spectrography assay which will then find the metabolites you have tried to mask. Now I can tell you as a user and Pharmacist who conducted an experiments in a lab what does and doesnt work. The herbal masking agents do not work and will cause you more trouble then they are worth and will waste your money as well. You must detox using water. Large amounts of water must be ingested starting at least 36 hours before the test, up to 1 liter per 14.25kg of body weight per 24 hours. You must also supplement with creatine monohydrate, a bodybuilding supplement found in healthfood stores, at a rate of 1 teaspoon per 14.25kg of bodyweight. Just mix it with your liters of water. A prescription diuretic called Furosemide should also be added to ths water/creatine therapy at a dosage of 1 mg per kg of body weight per day administered in 2 doses. AM and Afternoon. When a specimen is examined they look for the diluteness of the sample by checking creatinine ( a byproduct of muscle metabolism) levels. Supplementing with creatine causes a sample taken after heavy water consumption to look as if normal creatinine levels are present. The diuretic which is very strong helps to flush the toxic and excess fluids from your body. Its like getting an oil change of sorts. THC metabolites may be present in your fat cells but you are essentially a faucet when you donate your specimen. The day of your test you should avoid excess physical activity and drink the water and creatine mixture and use the furosemide as stated above. You should also take Super B complex vitamins as well as vitamin C several times on the day of your test. This will provide color to the urine so that it does not appear as dilute. When you donate, urinate for a short time then hit the cup about 1/2 way through urination. This is so anything in the urethra is expelled prior to donation. Cranberry exctract may be added to the detox therapy above if you are concerned about kidney function while using the creatine monohydrate. I have been a regular smoker, 10-15 times per month, in average shpe, and used the above program to pass a screening exactly 7 days of no use. My colleagues have also used this method to test negative in screening. You may want to practice this several times, without the Furosemide. Follow the water and creatine method for 36-48 hours then get a clear glass and urinate in it as directed. Hold it up to the light and you should see the excess creatine monohydrate that has not been absorbed by the body floating in the urine like a suspension. Take your vitamins and repeat this process again. If you get a call from the testing agency inquiring about the creatinie in yoru urine simply tell then that you lift weights and jog and do use performance supplements. Good luck, this process has worked for many health care professionals who like to puff. That is why my colleagues and I set out to decifer a way to pee clean. Good luck.

2)All right here is the skinny on Niacin. First off… you have to quit smoking at least 2 weeks before your test. Particularily if your fat. And if your really fat… sorry it’s going to take a month. Take 100mg to 500mg a day. (1000 is overkill and probably bad for your liver) Drink plenty of water (64 oz a day, this is the recommended daily amount, which most people DON’T drink) for about a week and half of your niacin cycle. The last three days before the test, start eating a lot of calories. And keep up with the water. I’m 5-7 175lbs. and this has worked for me. I even managed to pass once in 7 days by taking the same niacin/ water cycle. Working out 1.5 hours a day, and eating tons of calories. What does NOT work: masking agents, goldenseal, cranberry pills, vinager, and drinking a ton of water before the test. All those things change your specific gravity. Or the creatine levels, and the latest tests will show that and fail you; or force you to come back and retest. If you’ve been smoking chronic and have like a week or less before your test. You might as well light one up, because YOU ARE GOING TO FAIL!!! sorry. Been there and it sucks. If your not being watched, you can try the sneak in a sample method I’ve bought the synthetic urine, and used a clean person’s before. Make sure you keep it warm. I don’t care for this, because it makes me a nervous wreck having a bottle taped to my leg. When all else fails, just quit. 99% of people will pass in 28 days after smoking. Sometimes you just got to take a month off. It’s always fun smoking that fatty with friends after a month of not smoking. You forget how fun being stoned is, when your stoned all the time!

hope this helps you out mate, and thanks to the people who wrote this stuff.

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