God Farts

Did the Big Bang happen when God farted big time? Is that why all the stars are made of Gas? So if we are made of stardust then we are actually small parts of God’s gas, since stars are gas? So do new universes get created every time God farts?

Answer #1

hahahahahahaha. you are funny, bbb. Although, that sounds as sane ( or maybe saner ) than practically all the creation myths I’ve heard.

Answer #2

Lets keep it civil now guys.

bbb is reknown for posting questions that encourage debate and conflict.

Answer #3

thats a very misleading question. stars are made of gas because thats what there made out of. theres a locial explination and all for that but because god farted? come on. lmao. the big bang is just that…aa theory. that still hasnt proven to be true. a more logical explination for the species that died out is a gradual change in the climate.

Answer #4

bbb, you are kind of a freak. I like that. but it actually could make sense.. god’s sence of humor is irony. we all die and find out that what we believed was crap an the truth is that we came from the remains of god’s taco night. I can see it…

Answer #5

someone has been watching a little too much family guy

Answer #6

Hey why don’t you get some balls and say that to my face, instead of being anonymous FAU.

Answer #7

lol (= Wow, never thought of it like that! lol

Answer #8

hmmm God farts? looks above this crushes my universe…aye im joking…lol

Answer #9

no, god only cursed humanity with mortality and disgusting bodily functions because he is cruel

Answer #10

lol…probably, we have a very deep connection with the creator

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