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sexygurl_em’s answer made me laugh ^^
lol… don’t even get me STARTED on what I used to do in elevators… ;)
open a book and star laughing at it and turn the page and laugh even harder.
-Sing Badly In The Lift -Fart -Burp In The Other People’s Faces. -Show The People Your Socks & Say ‘I Got New Socks, Do You Like Them?’ -Ask Them For A Big Group Hug -Randomly Shout ‘Omg The Elevators Stuck’ -Say Ding At Each Floor. -Pretend To Fall Over So They Help You Then Go ‘Hahaa Jokes’ -Keep Asking Passangers Questions. -Poke The People & Pretend It Wasn’t You.
fart!
How to annoy people on an elevator:
- CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
- STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
- WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
- GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
- MEOW occasionally.
- STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
- SAY -DING at each floor.
- SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
- MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
- WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
- TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
- DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
- WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
- PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
- HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
- DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
- BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
- PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
- SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
- CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
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