Funny and embarassing moments

one time I was at a funeral and I stood up and my cousin jumped on my back in front of everyone, and I had forgot to put a belt on and my pants wasnt wanting to stay up and they fell straight down to the floor and everyone was looking at me..lol

I was in the marching band in high school…and I also I was in the concert band and during a concert I went to slide my chair over slightly and wasnt paying attention. all the sudden my chair slipped and I fell off the stage into a bucket of water a janitor had left. the entire place exploded with non-stop laughter. I figured I was already in an embarassing enough position and decided to grab one of the coonskin caps from the play props. I put it on and start galloping like a horse infront of everyone then barked and ran out.

I played horse-shoes with some cowboys in new mexico once. I was at bar/ranch just outside el paso when I decided to join in on the horse-shoeing going down. I used to be the champ at all the block parties, but these guys were serious about their walloping. I finally got in the next round and some buckin bronco told me to keep it moving before I became the ring for the horse-shoes. I do a wind up for the old tosseroni when all the sudden one of the cowboys threw a lassoe around me and dragged me around infront of everyone. in retrospect it was quite a sight but at the time I was hoping somebody would tie his shoe laces together or something