Funniest or weirdest moments of your life?

Here are a few weird moments:

When I was staying with my sister one time, she went into a sleepwalk-type trance. She walked over to where I was sitting, picked up my bag, threw it onto the floor and walked away, moaning like a zombie or something. Lol.

One time I walked into my bedroom and the air felt colder (but there were no windows or doors open). I suddenly smelled something, but the only thing it reminded me of was my granny who had passed away a lot of years ago. And then the coldness of the room went away again…

One time I was with my niece and oldest sister while driving at night. I was looking out the windows and behind us, in the sky were two bright lights, sort of like the headlights of a car. I thought I was going mad, even though my niece said she saw it too. But then the lights just disappeared…

Funny moments:

One time I accidentally called my dad “mum”. Lol.

When I was at school one time in Spanish class, I sneezed loudly (pinching my nose before the sneeze). But it sounded like I’d passed gas. The whole class couldn’t stop laughing for about ten minutes.

When I was about 9 years old, I was walking home from school with my mum. Quite suddenly a bird flew past and splattered its mess directly on my head. And then my mum told me that it was supposed to be lucky for a bird to do that, although that’s not the way I saw it. Lol.