What are some quotes from Superbad?

The hilarious film Superbad is out, so can I get a bunch of quotes from the new hit movie. I think the McLovin one is kind of fool, but there are enough funny ones in there for it to be worth a look in superbad. Movie quotes are always recited by people. Comedy movie quotes are recited the most. So Superbad will probably have a lot of good quotes that can be recited very often. Hopefully, I have many friends who can give supbad quotes here.

Answer #1

Excuse me, but is this the line for the bathroom? I spilled some Merlot on my pants…

Answer #2

cop: are you guys ready to get fu*ed by the long dik of the law?!?!

cop: alright, pu$$ies on the pavement!!

and I dont know the quote word for word, but when seith rants about home ec to his teacher… HILARIOUS

Answer #3

Here are some:

Fogell: I am McLovin.

Breast Reduction Surgery? That’s like slapping god across the face.” “She had back-problems, man.”

“Chicka chicka yeaaah!”

Jules: You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours. Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it’s located on my …..

“I love respecting women.”

Answer #4

Seth: Dude shes DTF, P and VG man!!

Seth: You cant suck dck at Fucking P*ssy

Answer #5

Seth: “It’s Like A Division Sign”

Cop: “McLovin…I’m Sorry For Blocking Your C*ck”

Seth(Yelling At Fogul): “Fogul You F*ckin Fagot!”

“When I Was A Kid…I Had This Problem-And Like Only 8% of kids have it- …But I Used to just sit around all day and draw pictures of d*cks.”

“You Know What Foods Are Shaped like D*cks?! The Best Kind Man.”

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