awkward moment fillers

what are some funny things to say durring an awkward silence over the phone? nothing too gross! thanks

Answer #1

I always make my friends laugh because I’m like really random, and I always say stuff like: That cow ate my chicken, Barking alien, The goose says french toast!, 8794230-fish!, abcdefghijklmno- ham! and excetera, excetera lol.

Answer #2

Just say: “You are sooo goodlookin!”

Answer #3

‘I like to dissect people. Don’t you know I’m utterly insane!’ or ‘I have to return some videotapes’. - Pat Bateman.

Answer #4

you should yell that there is a fire in your house. and then hang up

I like doing that a lot or sing a song wiff dirty lyrics lol

Answer #5

I just ask if my friends little sister has eaten any deoderant recently. xD she eats it all the time.

Answer #6

I always say ‘sooo..hows the weather over there’ even if the person lives like right next door xDD

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