Why doesnt tarzan have a beard?

Why doesnt tarzan have a beard ?

Answer #1

because jane doesnt like kissing a dog :P

Answer #2

LOL I know right!

Answer #3

because not all men can grow a beard

Answer #4

Maybe he can’t grow one.

Answer #5

Tarzan jungle man swinging from a rubber band

Trips and falls breaks his balls thats why he goes

“Ahhh-uh-ahhh-uh-ahhh”

Answer #6

I know, they might as well given him one, it would add to his crazyness, he already runs around, smacks into trees, and screams like an ape, WHY NOT ADD AN BEARD :D

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