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  1. Can I make his penis larger without him knowing?
    My boyfriend and I have been having s*x for a while and his p*nis is average size. Is there some way I could do something to his p*nis to make it bigger while erect to try having s*x with a larger p*nis?
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  2. How do you tell your boyfriend he does not last long enough in bed?
    He cums almost immediately after putting his penis inside me. It really sucks! I asked him why he cums so fast , and he said he usually can cum 5 or 6 times.
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  3. What makes me not a virgin?
    I have a very tight vagina and my boyfriend though it would be a good idea to loosen it before sex so I wasnt in extreme pain, so he put the tip of his penis inside me to help it not hurt so bad when we have sex, but that started to hurt and I started ...
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  4. What) Is there a Condom My Size. In Australia?
    I know I dont have a massive penis. But I was wondering do they come in a small size? or jsut regular and HUGE. lol Its 5 inch long and 4 inch girth (around). The last time I tried one on (a year ago) it was WAY to big. I got it from a vending machine...
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  5. how big do you think robert pattinsons penis is?
    I was just wondering. if anybody knows the real size or found a picture of it online please tell me but if you dont how big do you think it is
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  6. Is 'CZW' real or just stuntment?
    Wow, I saw something about something called CZW on youtube...that was very disturbing. They Throw eachother on barbed wire, tables, GLASS...hit eachother with chairs, weed eaters and cactus!!! And of course they beat eachother up with the good ol' fist...
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  7. Is a 2.5 inch penis normal for my son?
    My son suddenly asked about it and while he did that, in my mind I laughed but I thought he is really serious so I found this site.
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  8. Vaccum cleaner blowjobs (realistic?)
    I was wondering if it would feel good to put my penis inside the vaccum cleaner? Won't this simulate a blow job due to the motor heat and suction?
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  9. Why Can't My Man Cum?
    My boyfriend and I have been together for a year and a couple months. And have been having sex for 11 months. But I have not seen any actual cum come out his penis except for a lil bit of precum. Hes only 19 and says its cause hes been having sex a lot...
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  10. How can I make a guy cum quicker?
    How can I make my boyfriend cum a lot faster, so im not waiting for him 2 cum for ages and if he cums while his penis in your vagina can you tell? Thankkyaa x
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  11. Can a guy really have a 14 inch penis?
    I know about eights and nines, and I was talking to my girlfriend the other day, and she said her man has a 14 inch hard. Is that possible?
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  12. Inner thigh odor and anus odor
    Hello everyone first off I want to say that it has taken me a very long time to finally ask for help with my emabarresing situation. I am a 22 year old male and I have a serious problem with sweating coming from my groin area and my anus the sweat doe...
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  13. Condom slips off...pregnant?
    I was having vaginal sex with a condom with my girlfreind. While behind her during intercourse I ejaculated and proceeded to pull out. While doing so the condom slipped of when I had my penis about 95% out and half of the condom remained inside of her....
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  14. omg help???
    coul I get pregnant if my boyfriend put his penis around my vergina and his prec*m went around my vergina and also could I get pregnant if he put a little c*m on his finger then put it inside of me??? if this helps it happened yesterday which was abo...
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  15. Why did he stop? Did he cum?
    I was with my boyfriend last week and after a lot of kissing etc, I undid his jeans and was touching his penis through his underwear. then after a few minutes, he seemed to want to stop cause he sat up and wasnt all over me (kissing and stuff) like he ...
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  16. How can you make a girl pregnant wthout intercourse?
    My boyfriend was rubbing his dick to my pussy after he ejaculated and rubbed off his penis with tissue like hour before?
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  17. he has a nine and a half inch penis, will I get loose?
    WHat if he has a nine and a half inch dick and I had sex with him once a month will I get loose?
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  18. Plz help Im so scared
    Hi im a 18 year old girl and my boyfriend is 23 and he stuck his penis inside me and he didnt have a condom and he took it out and he didnt put it back in can i get pragnet. im so scared plz help PLZ
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  19. Do girls make something that looks like cum?
    so I had sex for the third time with my girlfriend yesterday and I am really nervous b-c after we had sex there was something that look like cum near the opening of her vagina. I wore a condom and I didnt cum inside her and it didnt break, so it really...
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  20. How can I get rid of sunburn peeling?
    I went fake and bake andgot burnt and now my back is peeling and its all in spots it looks sooo bad is there any way I can make it peel faster of get rid of it because I have a wedding in a month and dont want my back to be ugly please help as soon as ...
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  21. Is it a good idea to wear fake lashes and ride roller coasters at the same time?
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  22. Im I still Virgin?
    If He just Put His Head (of his penis) in my vagina, Does that mean im not a virgin? If We had anal sex does that mean im officially not a virgin?
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  23. Boyfriend/girlfriend touching,rubbing,kissing, ect.
    Well I guess you could say im...young. :p I have a boyfriend and we've been together for like um, 10 months. :) things are great, never fight..never argue everythings really perfect for us, and neither of us can imagine life with out the other. Yeah we...
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  24. How is my lower abdomen hurting when we didnt have sex an he didnt put his penis in my vagina?
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  25. When having sex, is it possible to not have your cherry popped?
    Me and my boyfriend just had sex a couple days ago and I was a virgin. I don't think my cherry popped because I wasn't stretching and I was so tight that I actually bruised his penis. (I felt really bad. haha) I know I have a hymen, my doctor said so ...
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  26. How big is the penis of a guy in 8th grade?
    ok im 14 and im a girl in 8th grade. I have a ton of guy friends I I don't know if they lie or what. haha sorry for asking this question. but im just curious. how big is a guys c*ck in 8th grade???
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  27. I gave him a blow job and we both liked it!!!
    Ya'll might now me from he asked me out and I am 13 and the perfect guy is right in front of me... to get to the point I gave him a blow job he is hung like a horse and he has a real nice body ohh I gave him the blow job because I wanted to and we ...
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  28. Curious question
    It it hurts a woman when the man inserts his penis into the vagina and after sex her stomach hurts does that mean that she is pregnant?
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  29. Always have white gooey discharge in my underwear
    For some reason I always have white gooey discharge in my underware...why is that? and when ever me and my boyfriend have sex, his penis comes out with the white gooey stuff on it...it kind of creeps me out and makes me wonder...is there something wro...
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  30. Eyes tear when I give head
    Almost every time except once or twice when giving head to my boyfriend, my eyes tear. and it looks like im crying and it freaks my boyfriend out and turns off the mood for both of us cause he feels bad. I really can't control it though and it's not li...
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  31. did I lost my virginity??
    hello,I have a problem so if you can help me please answer.I am 17 years old,when I had 13 years I put my fingers into my vagina I and one day I tried to prove it if I broke my hymen and my fingers can enter without any problem.I never bleed or anythin...
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  32. How do I know if I've lost my virginity?
    I recentely went to my boyfriends house and he put his penis in my vagina but I dont think he popped my cherry... Have I lost my virginity or not? I've asked friends and family and they seem to think I have but im still not convinced... Please help :)
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  33. Does anyone know what size gun Claire's uses for ear piecring?
    I want to buy some fake ear-plugs but I don't take pain too well when it comes to my ears and im afaid I might have to stretch my earlobes, because the smallest ear-plugs PiercingClub(the people im buying from on ebay) has is 16 Gauge (1.2mm). And I ha...
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  34. Vagina bumps on the inside?
    On the inside of my vagina, (where the penis goes) the skin is kinda bumpy and rough. Not smooth like further inside it. I think it's from getting fingered too hard, and nails. I was with a guy who didn't know what he was doing and it hurt pretty bad...
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  35. How long does sperm stay on a penis after ejaculating?
    Recently I had sexual intercourse with my boy friend, without a condom and he ejaculated, 20 minutes after this, we had sexual intercourse again, does this mean I could be a risk of being pregnant?
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  36. My Boyfriend Watched My Sister Give A Blowjob - I'm Disgusted!
    My boyfriend watched my sister give his friend a blowjob and I'm still disgusted with him about it. I can't forget it. The other night, we all had a drink and my sister was drunk. She said she would give my boyfriend's friend a blowjob. His friend s...
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  37. What are some way to feel like I am putting my dick in a pussy?
    I want good ways to feel like I have my penis going in and out of a vagina. Im 15 and im tired of humping pillows.
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  38. Haven't had my period yet
    my period starts march 30 and end up april 4?? ahmm..im just confused, because until now may 8, 2009 I havent my period yet??? me and my boyfriend experienced an oral sex but his penis did not inserted on my vagina,his finger only?? do you think am ...
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  39. Will masturbation lower my sperm count or stunt penis growth?
    I am a 17 year old male and I'm addicted to masturbation. I can't get my mind off of it once I think of something sexual. For one thing I'm worried about health issues such as, I dont know, sperm count or something and I'm no doctor. Can masturbating t...
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  40. How to make a homemade fake vagina?
    I need to know how to make a homemade p*ssy or anal and to make reallistic cum???
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  41. Can you feel the guy's penis in your stomach during sex?
    This question is completely out of curiosity, but I heard that when you have sex, you can feel the guys dick in your stomach. Is that true and what's it like?
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  42. When using condom with virgin girlfriend ?
    I sex my girlfriend using condom few few drop of blood comes out my penis only 1.5 inch inside vagina is that she still virgin ?
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  43. Can cops follow you and pull you over for nothing?
    Can a police officer follow you for over 2 miles then pull you over for no reason? Yesterday I purchased beer with a fake ID and the cop followed me out of the grocery store parking lot for at least 2 miles then pulled me over and gave no reason for pu...
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  44. Why do I have frequent urination after oral sex?
    me and my boyfriend have only had oral sex, but a few days after he fingered me and ate me out, I had the urge to pee a lot but I cant seem to pee or only little amount of pee comes out and my vagina itches. I thought it would go away after a week or s...
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  45. Get pregnant without actually having intercourse
    I was with my girlfriend yesterday, and as usually we were hooking up, and one thing lead to another and I pulled off her pants to finger her. and a little after, she pull down mine for a hand job. so both of our pants were off and I was on top of he...
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  46. What does it actually mean to be a virgin?
    I'm asking this question because I have never had sexual intercourse.I don't consider myself a virgin because it isn't from lack of trying.I just cannot get a penis to fit inside of me and I'm twenty-six years old.I've accepted that but,wonder what oth...
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  47. How do you know if your cherry has been popped?
    how do you know if your cherry has been poped or not because i really am not sure i think that i might have but idk and if it hasn't how can it get poped like does the guy stick his penis up there or what ?? and as sad as it is to ask but twhat is it e...
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  48. What should I do? My Step Sister wants to have sex with me!?!?
    Remember that she is only related by marriage. Each of these happened in the summertime. Here is the story: We were eleven at the time everyone had gone to the woods and I was finishing the dishes. She was in her room. I walked into the bathroo...
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  49. Can she get pregnant from the condom popping?h
    I had sex with a girl and yeah when iw as changing position my condom got dry and I didnt have a lube but anyway I put it back in slowly because she told me to, and when I put it in I heard a pop noise and my condom blew up in there or rather the tip r...
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  50. Fake earrings are turning my ears green! .. what can I do?
    My 7 year old cousin gave me these really cute earring for my birthday but now they are turning my ears green .. what can I do to get the green off??
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  51. Can a cervix block d entire vagina?
    Help, please I'm a virgin.if I try stickn a finger into my vagina I encounter an obstruction. I know its my cervix,bt why is it so close? how can a penis eva get in?
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  52. How do I give head to a penis that is really thick?
    This guy I like has a really thick piece and its long too. My mouth is average and when i put his stuff in my mouth i can get just a little bit over the head thatz it. How do I get more in?
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  53. how do I know if im still a virgin?!
    I know that sounds like the dumbest ? ever. I mean hell im suppose to KNOW righT? well the thing is my boyfrinds penis didnt go in all the way just the very tip of his head.. and it hurt so bad like taking a knife&trying to put it up my vagina lol... b...
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  54. A good excuse to miss school?
    I did not ask this question to be spammed with "NO YOU ARE BAD PLEASE DON'T SKIP SCHOOL." Or anything of the sort. Do not ask me to not do this, as it is extremely important I skip a day on Monday, but I'm not sure what to say to convince my mom. I nee...
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  55. Can I get pregnant if...?
    My boyfriend and I did not have sex, but he was fingering me. I gave him a hand job and sperm came out of his penis.. after that, he when to the restroom and washed his hands with soap and water and dried them with a towel... 30 minutes passed and he f...
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  56. What can cause a strong vaginal odor just before starting period?
    I've been having this really bad vaginal smell that gets worse right before my period. It's been going on for about 3 months. My history--I was taking Camila (progesterone only birth control) for about 5 months and never had any problems with it. Af...
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  57. What is the average size penis for a 14 year old boy?
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  58. How can you fake being high?
    tomorrow at school I'm going to act like I'm high with a bunch of friends. I don't want people lecturing me on how I shouldn't do that, because I will anyway, anyway, yeah, how?
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  59. BlowJob (GIRLS Only)
    When you give a blow job does the Penis taste like bad I mean I've always wondered like if it tasted good or bad and waht does sperm taste like it seems gross to mee so when you did it did you like it? Did it taste weird?
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  60. Whats next?
    When my boyfriend and I make out sometimes he puts his hand down my pants and now hes starting to take my hand and put it on his penis on the outside of his shorts. Then he asked why I didnt do anything. What can I do with out totallygoing down his pan...
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  61. STD in mouth sores
    about a week ago I gave this guy oral sex...he wasn't wearing a condom. I guess from covering my teeth with my lips so I wouldn't bite him on accident, I got a cut on my upper lip on the inside..it hurt for a few days then it turned into what looks lik...
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  62. Will shaving your pubic hair make your penis look bigger?
    Does it really make you penis look bigger if you shave down there?
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  63. How come it hurts after I ejaculate?
    How come after I ejaculate the head of my penis hurts? Not really bad to the point that I might need a doctor, just a bit. Like if I get a handjob, after I ejaculate around the head hurts, and if she starts to give me a handjob again right after it hur...
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  64. Does losing weight increase your penis size?
    Does losing weight increase your penis size?
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  65. How to get my boyfriend to finger me and suck my boobs harder?
    okay, so im 17 and me and my boyfriend have had sex 2 times already. however, there was no sucking of boobs, fingering, and I didn't get the chance to suck on his penis. We are having sex tonight in his van at a drive in movie, and I really want what I...
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  66. accidentally peeing???
    So I was performing oral sex last night and I was focusing on the head of the penis when all of a sudden a watery substance began to come out.. it wasnt thick like cum..I kind of think I made him pee!! Its happened before too.. like a long time ago wit...
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  67. What is the posibility of someone getting pregnet if fingered?
    Well me and my boyfriend were dry humping , we were spooning and his penis was between my legs. I had my thong on still and I felt him pre cum on me. (I felt the pre cum with my leg right when he did it. But his penis was right on my vagina) after I no...
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  68. How to make fake cocaine that numbs and works the same?
    How to make fake cocaine that numbs and works the same?
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  69. What a non-circumcised penis looks like?
    What a non-circumcised penis looks like?
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  70. What's the average penis size?
    What is the average penis size? I am 15 years old what is the average for me?
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  71. What are these white bumps on my penis?
    I get white small ''popups'' around my penis head for a while (1-2 years). but they not disturb me, I'm curious what are they. Maybe I'm sick? So what are they? Is it serious?
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  72. How can I fell like im having sex when im not and im 13?
    Im 13 and I masturbait like 1-3 times a day and I want my penis to feel like im having sex. My friend said that he sticks his penis between his couch coushins when his dad and lil bro leave for five-10 min. He said this gives him enough time to cum. Do...
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  73. I think I gave my guy friend a boner on accident!!!
    I have this guy friend, but we are really just friends. Well one day during school I was sitting there and he was sitting across from me at the table in Spanish and I lifted my feet to put them on his legs, to use him as a foot rest. I accidently had m...
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  74. Sperm coming out with urine and burning
    I was peeing just a few moments ago and when I was almost finished, I noticed that another substance was coming out and fell in the toliet in drops. It was not the normal cum that comes out with ejaculation, but slightly different. I noticed that it ...
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  75. Normal for a man's penis to smell like fish?
    My friend wants to know, is it normal for a man's penis to smell like fish? What is the cause?
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  76. I want to make a great fake vagina
    I love my girlfriend and miss her pussy.I was wondering how to make a fake vagina
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  77. Do girls care if your penis is hairy?
    Do girls care if your penis is hairy? Do they it shaved trimmed or bald?
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  78. my boyfriend wants me to "feel" his penis
    my boyfriend wants me to "feel" his penis and I want to make it plessuarble for him, so it's basicaly a hj so how do I do that? and don't say I'm to young, because I'm not! please just tell me how to hj him.
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  79. Large Vagina Lips
    My girlfriend has large vagina lips. They look normal, when she stands up the inner lips hang down like 1cm lower then the outer lips. I recently found out that she is very self concious about them and felt like they werent normal and even tried to p...
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  80. How to make a penis pump?
    How to make a penis pump?
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  81. How do you check yourself, to see if your a virgin or not?
    I am wondering if I might have broken my hymen when I was younger. Im 14 now, and even though I'm young, I tried having sex with this guy & I told him I was a virgin, and so he was trying to make sure he found my hole and that I was relaxed. But he jus...
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  82. If a guy s penis is too big and hurts will i stretch?
    What should I do if my parnters penis is to big for my vagina?
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  83. How to make a fake vagina out of home products
    How to make a fake vagina out of home products
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  84. Discharge of clear fluid from penis.
    I`m a 23 yr old guy. My problem - For the past 5 years there is a disharge of precum (the water like tranparent fluid) after every time I urinate. This doesn`t happen immediately after urination but a few minutes later, maybe after 20 mins or 30mins. T...
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  85. im 14 yr old whn I tried to put my penis in my girlfriend's vagina but it I
    im 14 yr old whn I tried to put my penis in my girlfriend's vagina but it is not inserting ...
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  86. How to make a fake penis and vagina?
    Last night I was asking about if it would feel good to have a vacuum cleaner simulate a blowjob. It was a bad idea. I tried it and the fan from the motor cut my penis. I spent all night and morning in the ER getting stiches. Te wort part is that me Dad...
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  87. Why can't I get my penis into my girlfriend's vagina?
    My girlfriend and I keep trying for sex, but I can only fit my penis in about 2/3 inches, then she finds it too painful and she has too stop. My penis is only average width, so that's surely not the problem. My girlfriend is a virgin, but I don't th...
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  88. How to make a fake penis?
    how do I make a fake penis?
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  89. How is it possible to become pregnant without inserting his penis?
    it is possible to get pregnant while it was your first day of your period. and by just fooling around your boyfriend dry humps you him in shorts and you in underwear with a pad. and then he kinda touched you with his penis but never insert your vagina ...
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  90. Does masturbation make the penis weaker?
    I really masturbate four times a day and I've been masturbating since 5 years. I have taken a doctor's advice that I stimulate sperm fast as normal so he told that your penis is weak and the shape is thin from the front portion and broad from back it ...
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  91. 15 years old, what will my girlfriend think of my small penis?
    I am 15 years old and am just starting puberty so my penis is pretty small and I only have a little bit of pubic hair. My girlfriend really wants to give me a handjob, but to be honest, I am worried what she will think of my penis. My penis is only abo...
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  92. Help!!! I told a huge lie, need to get out w/o telling truth!!!
    Help!! Told huge lie, and need to find a way out without telling the truth!!!? Help!! I told a lot of my friends that I have all these other friends who are awesome - and I gave my fake friends these bolgus email adresses, and put together two of my r...
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  93. How can I accept my small penis?
    Hi people, I'm insecured with my penis. I have a "grower" type of penis, flaccid is 2", and erect is 5.4" I'm very insecured of my flaccid state, 2" when I go to the toilet, or if I had to show my penis to a lady, what would they think.. Well I know m...
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