http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/xlillylovesyoux en-us Act like a movie star. Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're Tom Cruise or Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie star in question) Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers. Bring a fake cell phone (like the ones with candy inside) and pretend to call God, say 'The reception is much clearer up here' Call the stewardess "nurse". Describe your sex life in great detail to the five-year-old next to you Disco dance in the aisle Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face During the inflight movie, ask to share headphones with someone Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong to a biker gang Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed. Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're out of toilet paper!" Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!" Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane. Lead a revolt against the first class passengers. Moon passing Delta planes. No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni. Put on a ten foot diameter sombrero and slouch in your seat, whacking everyone on the head. Remark that perhaps you shouldn't have put superglue in your undies that morning. Ride carry-on luggage down the aisle, yelling "Yeee-ha!" Say, "Did you know every time a plane crashes, an angel gets its wings?" Then sigh and stare dreamily into the clouds. Scratch your butt, then sniff your finger. Scream and dive under your seat for no apparent reason. Suddenly remember that you left your iron on. Ask if the pilot would mind going back so you can check. Switch accents and see if anyone notices. Tap at the windows, saying "Looks pretty tough" then ask somone if they have a bat you could use to test. Tell corny jokes and laugh like it's absolutely hilarious, then expect others to do the same 46. Wear a hairpiece and switch it often, seeing if anyone notices. Tell the person next to you your life story, from DNA to that afternoon. When watching the inflight film, whenever a nude scene comes on yell...'Hey, he/she must be cold!' Again with the film whenever some people kiss belch out loud making unessercery remarks. Hope this helps! ;) xlillylovesyoux Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:22:11 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/funny_things_to_do_on_an_8_hour_flight 234437