FunAdvice Advice from: uberalex0

Re: I need a boyfriend

uberalex0 — Tue, 27 May 2008 08:35:59 -0700

you may want to ask him out, im sure you wouldnt have any trouble getting him.

Re: If somebody cut off a piece of your hair, what would you do?

uberalex0 — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:12:11 -0700

I would freaking kill them, because I have longer hair, and I value it...a lot

Re: Sex education.

uberalex0 — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:20:06 -0700

well although I cant answer the question fully, I can say that your teacher should not ask that, as a matter of fact I dont think they can. Wikipedia never hurt nobody, thats my only advice.

Re: Is it okay if a boy hugs other girls?

uberalex0 — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:14:49 -0700

guys do typically hug girls that they like, that or the girl likes him, either way I wouldnt blame the girlfriend for being paranoid.

Re: How does he notice me?

uberalex0 — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:12:16 -0700

recite what you just said to him.

Re: help me through this stage!!!

uberalex0 — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:09:57 -0700

you sound depressed. that doesnt make you emo it just means that you have a desire that you are not seeing, perhaps its lust and you want a partner, perhaps you arent satisfied with your grades. its impossible for me to say the exact issue, but you are just maturing through your teen years, its going to continue for another 6 or 7 years, during which you will hate your parents and they will hate you back. personally I think the thing you are missing though is a companion, they can cheer you up. Fun mail me if you like my advice, I can elaborate on it much more.

Re: stuck between two worlds

uberalex0 — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:06:55 -0700

I believe that if those two traits are different between you then you will have many different beliefs and perspectives on life and unless they become the same you will continue to fight over them until one gives in or the relation falls apart. Anyways, the parents should not try to save you until youve already been hurt, because then hopefully you'll feel stupid enough towhere they wont have to say anything.

Re: How could I get in contact with Panic at the Disco

uberalex0 — Sat, 03 May 2008 12:46:47 -0700

all I can tell you is spam their fansite until you get some form of a response

Re: Did JFK sleep with Angie Dickinson ?

uberalex0 — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:12:18 -0700

of course

Re: Is it emo if you cut your own hair?

uberalex0 — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:09:56 -0700

nope, just means you dont want to spend a ridiculous amount of money getting it actually done, no problem here.

Re: How can I deal with this?

uberalex0 — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:07:18 -0700

no you shouldnt be mad about them working on a project. you're probably over-reacting, if they're going to work on something then they may not need your help, they may not have wanted you to go so they could work peacefully. dont take things like this so seriously, theres really no need for it, if he's the guy for you, he'll ask you out, because relationships are never one-sided.

Re: Dancing, should my boyfriend be so mad?

uberalex0 — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:04:54 -0700

of course thats something to get mad about, but you shouldnt feel too bad about it surprisingly. guys are very protective, and you need to talk with your boyfriend(civil conversation, dont yell under any circumstances) and explain to him that you didnt know the guy and just wanted to have some fun. if he doesnt take this explanation, defend it, dont make anything up, and theres no need to embellish your current story just to satisfy him.

Re: How to ask my friend out?

uberalex0 — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:02:58 -0700

honestly, if what you're saying is true, you probably arent going to get her for long, popular people enjoy being popular, and dont take kindly to having someone lowering their popularity(pisses me off honestly). my advice on this situation is to simply mention that you would like to start seeing her more often(hopefully she wont catch on immediately), be sure that other guys dont start coming onto her, and eventually you can lure her in far enough that she'll forget about her popularity and come to you(although that may not have been the best wording, I've done it before, dont worry)

Re: How do I deal with panic attacks?

uberalex0 — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:00:31 -0700

doesnt sound like a panic attack to me, sounds like you're just slightly obsessive over the guy. find reasons why things dont matter and focus on them whenever you're feeling panicky(<---dunno if thats a word), keep in mind that you will still have the stomach gymnastics and you may even feel dizzy, but these thoughts will definitely dilute the panicking and may eventually stop it completely(worked for me)

Re: How do I tell my friends about my panic and depression?

uberalex0 — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:57:22 -0700

they wont think you're scary, and if they do then you shouldnt care because those people are shallow and will go to hell(man im such a happy person). talking about suicide is almost normal nowadays, so dont feel stupid for that, you're friends arent scared, theyre worried. make them not worried, explain to them that you have problems and theyve built on you towhere you're depressed. panic attacks, I dont think they're worth hiding, tell your friends, I think you can trust them with that information(personally I dont find it too personal).

Re: How do I boost up my self esteem?

uberalex0 — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:55:09 -0700

you dont know any of that, because from what youve said no one else has told you that you look like crap, so why do you think that you do? unless someone comments on you that thought shouldnt even come to mind. next, what I just said is how you boost self-esteem, come to the sensible realization that what other people think doesnt(and shouldnt) matter nearly as much as you think it does. getting this guy's attention, put a little more effort into your appearance for a day(not enough to look slutty though, I've seen it happen), then just walk up to him and talk with him for a while, and if the conversation escalates then you can make time to meet him outside of wherever you are(dunno if its school or work or what).

Re: Math and Sleep

uberalex0 — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:51:45 -0700

not unless youre exhausting yourself during the time when you should be sleeping, then you'll gain sleep exponentially.

Re: Do you prefer broad or small shoulders on a girl?

uberalex0 — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:46:19 -0700

if we had a choice, I would choose small shoulders and regular shaped face(whatever that is, slightly egg-shaped I suppose)

Re: Guys, would you ever fight a girl?

uberalex0 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:25:32 -0700

that kid is a douchebag, I've never hit a girl to this day(and im a very violent person), I think it is horribly wrong and that kid should go to hell. you shouldnt have to say anything, all I can say is get someone to defend you, because if he's mean enough to fight a girl, he'll probably do a lot of damage in the process.

Re: Black people and rock music

uberalex0 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:19:34 -0700

honestly they probably would, but thats just because the nation we live in is racist, horribly, so dont be surprised if you get anything for it.

Re: Is craving alcohol bad?

uberalex0 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:37:20 -0700

signs of an addiction, thats all. keep avoiding it and the cravings will slowly fade(but never completely go away)

Re: Self tying shoes

uberalex0 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:21:58 -0700

look up how he does it on google and you'll find out that he doesnt.

Re: What are the eye muscles attached to?

uberalex0 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:43:37 -0700

the eye bone.

Re: Should hillary be our president?

uberalex0 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:05:50 -0700

really I wouldnt mind hillary as a president, although her husband will be the first man...thats the part that worries me is having bill influencing her as president. because of my fear of that(because I really didnt like bill that much) I would prefer barrack obama.

Re: Why do you think you're single?

uberalex0 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:03:25 -0700

I hate having a partner, too high of maintenance, I cant afford them. no one I wished I had never screwed up with, theyre the ones who screwed up so far. basically what happened is I made her parents want to kill her through a certain little secret.