http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/tsutanai I'm obsessed with cats and drawing eyes. I'm considered the 'school freak' and I'm damn proud of my status. I've been called crazy, weird, whatever you can think of along those lines. In my free time, I write poetry, read, crap like that. Always willing to make new friends. Add at will. en-us They either want to be told that they're not, or they're trying to live up to that 'perfect image' that everyone seems to have in mind because of seeing celebrities, or even because of what society is telling people they should look like. The only girl that is really perfect (And I hate her, not because I'm jealous, but because she makes people believe they NEED to be like her) is Barbie. And she's.. well, she's not real. And, personally, I think she's flipping scary. I'd be pissed off if I looked like her. Girls, and guys even, tend to look at themselves and picking out the little imperfections that most people don't even notice and totally overlooking the GOOD things about themselves. Really, it's best to understand your faults and strengths and be COMFORTABLE with who you are. It's stupid for people to think that they can be perfect and to forever obsess over the fact that they aren't skinny, or they're short, or they've got small breasts, whatever. Everyone is UNIQUE and they should appreciate that. Really, nobody should want to try to live up to that perfect image. Goddd, I'm typing this response, and this commercial is on about how people should take pills for being thin because being fat is unattractive and everyone wants to be thin and everyone thinks that thinner people look better. Perfect example of people being given the wrong idea. Sure, fine to lose weight if it's for the best and it's really UNHEALTHY how overweight they are, but otherwise, people need to be more comfortable with themselves and quit obsessing.. Blame society! Or, of course, they want to be told they're hot. -.- tsutanai Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:03:45 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/funny_93444 291131 The best way to feel happier is to do things that you love. At this point in life, lots of things go wrong, but you can't give up! If people don't like you, if friends turn on you, then those people all SUCK. It sucks, but friends will always stand by you and if they don't, they're not friends. So hang out with people you like to be with. Talk to people about your problems. Do something constructive that you have fun doing, takes your mind off depression and makes you proud of yourself afterwards! There are plenty of ways to be happier! Love yourself. Accept yourself. You rock, 'kay? So tell yourself. If you're depressed, don't feel stupid about it. Think of ways to make it better. It can happen. If you need someone to talk to, talk to someone! And, as said before, do fun stuff. Do things that make you happy. True happiness comes not from doing enjoyable things that give temporary joy and then simply allow you to go back to a depressive state. Not saying that those things should be avoided. But try doing things that give you lasting happiness. If you like to write, write! If you like to read, then, by God, read! Figure out what you want for yourself, and tell yourself that you're not going to be depressed anymore. Find out exactly WHAT'S making you unhappy and then try to rise above it or do something about it. You'll probably be a lot happier. Hope that this helped, at least somewhat, and I hope that you get happier, 'kay? Good luck with everything! tsutanai Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:54:15 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/help_i_need_help_with_me_friends 291116 Lol, hmm.. There are PLENTY of languages you can say hello in.. But English is most convenient. Aherm, most of the time. English: Hello French: Salut, Bonjour Spanish: Hola Italian: Ciao German: Hallo, Guten tag servus Hebrew: šalom Hindi: Namaste Chinese: Nǐ hǎo Japanese: Konnichiwa Russian: Zdravstvujte(formal and HARD TO PRONOUNCE!!!) Privet(informal and I love this version!) Korean: Annyeonghaseyo Gosh, lots more. Try this site. It ROCKS! http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm tsutanai Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:17:15 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_many_languages_can_you_say_hello 291037 Nope.. Nope. The Dane, dear, does NOT own the fish. Full riddle: Einstein wrote this riddle last century and said that 98% of the world’s population would not be able to solve it. • There are 5 houses that are each a different colour. • There is a person of a different nationality in each house. • The 5 owners drink a certain drink. They each smoke a certain brand of cigarettes and also have a certain pet. No owner has the same pet, smokes the same brand of cigarettes nor drinks the same drink. • The question is. “Who has the fish?” CLUES 1. The British man lives in the red house. 2. The Swedish man has a dog for a pet. 3. The Danish man drinks tea. 4. The green house is to the left of the white house. 5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee. 6. The person that smokes Pall Mall has a bird. 7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. 8. The person that lives in the middle house drinks milk. 9. The Norwegian lives in the first house. 10. The person that smokes Blend, lives next to the one that has a cat. 11. The person that has a horse lives next to the one that smokes Dunhill. 12. The one that smokes Bluemaster drinks beer. 13. The German smokes Prince. 14. The Norwegian lives next to a blue house. 15. The person that smokes Blend, has a neighbour that drinks water. And there we go. As for the owner of the fish, I won't say HERE. Either way, just google for the answer. tsutanai Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:54:41 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_the_einsten_who_owns_the 290664 Some of the best crap I ever read was when a friend sent me this e-mail. It was all about girls answering to guys' stupid pick-up lines. "Baby, what's your sign?" "Keep out." "Have I seen you someplace before?" "Probably. That's why you don't see me there anymore." "Didn't we date once or twice?" "Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice." "If I asked you to marry me, what would you say?" "Nothing. I can't laugh and speak at the same time." "If I saw you naked, I'd die happy." "If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing." Stuff like that had me giggling for agesss. I love how easily girls can just PUT 'EM DOWN. Gosh, I swear. Ooh! Remembered one of those top ten crap! "Baby, I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away." Stupid.. very stupid. tsutanai Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:30:41 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/worst_pick_up_lines_ever 290620 "I lost my teddy bear. Sleep with me?" "Do you like your eggs scrambled, poached or fertilized?" "Your dad must be a terrorist because, baby, you're the BOMB." Some really dumb crap I read in a bar. They were the ten worst pick-up lines or something.. I can only remember three of them.. But those are all really stupid. 'Specially the third one, that sucks BAD. Eh, not called the worst pick-up lines for nothing. I laughed so hard reading some of these pick-up lines that were posted in answer.. Goddd, desperate, some people are. tsutanai Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:24:15 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/worst_pick_up_lines_ever 290610 A nice idea: Why not design something? If you like drawing or if there's something that means a lot to you or some kind of thing you really like and wouldn't mind having on your shoulder or something for the rest of your life, get that. Butterflies are always nice. A flower? On your shoulder, maybe a wing? Create something! I designed something that I'm really thinking of getting, and everyone tells me that it'd suit. Best thing, if you design one, it's unique.. until someone sees it and decides to copy it or something. Hopefully won't happen, but ya never know. tsutanai Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:17:42 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/tattoo_135239 290597 God, I 'broke' mine.. It's a flippin' hairline fracture. Not bad enough to keep me out of school or get me a cast, but I can't play sports or do P.E. for a few MONTHS, apparently. It's so stupid.. If I had to break it, at least give me a complete fracture, right? Anyways, what I did, I was walking with scissors.. I usually jump down these three steps that lead down to the living room from the dining room. Since I had scissors in my hand, I walked down. I'm a VERY clumsy person.. I fell in awkward positions on both feet, but since my right foot was in front, most of my body weight pressed down on that foot and there we go. God, I flippin' hate it. Worse thing: Hairline fractures take LONGER to heal than complete fractures. So if you're seriously planning to break your foot, make sure it's complete.. Because, otherwise, you just end up going to school with a foot that hurts like hell instead of getting out.. If you get a hairline fracture, hit the place with a hammer or something. That should break it the rest of the way, according to my dad. I plan to.. sometime. Good luck. tsutanai Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:27:43 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_do_i_break_my_leg 290502