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    <title>FunAdvice Advice from: trumpjr242</title>
    <link>http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/trumpjr242</link>
    <description>I am a student and just turned 17.  I work at my dad's law firm for extra money and he manages entertainment law and I often get to interact with models from all over.  I want to be a doctor, probably a pediatrician, cuz I like kids.  I come from a big family and love it.  I am also into racing cars.  I get to a track any chance I get.

Found this article interesting....10 facts you always wanted to know about penises but didn't know you did. http://love.ivillage...

1. Only 6 percent of the male population needs extra-large rubbers, according to condom manufacturers. In other words, 94 percent of men lie. 

2. The study most trusted by urologists shows that the average erect pen*s size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Unless you're in a chat room. Then double it. 

3. About 80 percent of American men are circumcised, even though the American Academy of Pediatrics says it's not medically necessary. No word on why men insist on cutting something they're always exaggerating about. 

4. Men really do get 'blue-balls.' Technically called 'prostatic congestion,' the achiness in the testicles is caused by 'trapped' blood. You know that crap he lays on you about orgasms being the only way to relieve it? He's right. But not so fast, trampolina. So is your doctor -- the one who says a warm shower or aspirin will also do the trick. 

5. Penises are generally darker in color than the bodies they hang from. Why? It's part of the sexual maturation process, but it's also because during puberty nature introduces men to a special friend: their right hand. As Mr. Nice to Meet You Too, You Can Let Go Now will tell anybody who'll listen, your skin would darken too if you were manhandled that often. 

6. There is no correlation between pen*s size and shoe size, hand size or nose size. And the bad news is even worse for gold-digging nymphos: There's no correlation between pen*s size and wallet size. 

7. Mas*urbat*on, or 'punching the monkey,' is healthy. No, really. 'Use it or lose it' isn't just an excuse for a guy's hands to migrate south; it's the official tested and studied conclusion of sex experts. The less a guy uses his sexual plumbing, the more problems he'll have pumping the well later on. It's only at Thanksgiving that you should tell your man, 'Don't play with your meat.' 

8. Men will go limp if they drink too much. But how much is too much? About three and a half drinks for a 150-pound man. After that, the only thing standing upright in your house will be the vacuum cleaner. 

9. All men have a line going down their pen*s and over their testicles. And no, it's not the chow line. It's more a 'seam' on the underside of the pen*s. It forms when the fetus is in the uterus. In women, the seam becomes the inner lips of the vag*na. In men, the seam encloses the urethra along the length of the pen*s. 

10. Nothing can make a pen*s bigger -- except aging. Unfortunately, the size of the prize stops growing by the time men hit their early 20s. 

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      <title>Re: Can the tip of the penis get you pregnant?</title>
      <description>oh yeah...unlikely but possible.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:25:32 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/can_you_get_pregnant_or_catch_something</link>
      <guid>203436</guid>
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      <title>Re: Longer Labia</title>
      <description>totally normal...and kinda sexy actually.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:08:46 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/longer_labia</link>
      <guid>202763</guid>
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    <item>
      <title>Re: Is a 34A cup too small for guys?</title>
      <description>Boob size is completely unimportant.  Only helps to have boobs to fit into clothes right.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:04:37 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_a_34acup_too_small</link>
      <guid>182006</guid>
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      <title>Re: Does this count as sex?</title>
      <description>You souund like a virgin to me.  You are officially still a virgin.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:58:06 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/virgin_or_not_1059</link>
      <guid>182002</guid>
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      <title>Re: Can I still get pregnant if I'm on Birth Control?</title>
      <description>If you have been taking hte pill as directed it is highly unlikely you will get pregnant.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:19:07 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/birthontrol</link>
      <guid>181175</guid>
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      <title>Re: Is it gross to have a lot of hair down there?</title>
      <description>Look with your face, you could walk around with winter bush and I wouldnt care!</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:32:51 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_this_gross</link>
      <guid>180792</guid>
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      <title>Re: Am I deformed because my nipples don't pop out?</title>
      <description>that is called an inverted nipple.  It is very very common.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:29:26 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/nipples_2453</link>
      <guid>180788</guid>
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      <title>Re: Do I have an infection?</title>
      <description>You need to make sure you dry it every time you shower.  Could be nothing more than it is too damp.  Get a talcom powder designed for that area, they sell it at Walgreens etc.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:28:03 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/infections</link>
      <guid>180786</guid>
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      <title>Re: Are my nipples normal?</title>
      <description>Those sound like the start of a healthy breast. Those are the buds... you are well on your way to womanhood.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:23:19 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/normal_nipples_or_not</link>
      <guid>180784</guid>
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      <title>Re: How to give a good handjob this way?</title>
      <description>lubricant is a great idea.  You have to be firm but soft...oh yeah and be very gentle with the head of it - that is super sensative.  Just stroke it placing your hand about an inch under the head so you touch the head on the stroke up.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:06:25 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_do_u_42309</link>
      <guid>180779</guid>
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      <title>Re: Babysitting jobs?</title>
      <description>Post up the flyer at the local grocery store.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:02:08 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/babysitting_jobs</link>
      <guid>180775</guid>
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      <title>Re: How old were you when you lost your virginity?</title>
      <description>Ouch, that sucks.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:30:29 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/verginity</link>
      <guid>179874</guid>
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      <title>Re: Can I get pregnant from swallowing c*m?</title>
      <description>No you cannot get pregnant from swallowing.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:22:58 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/can_u_tell_me_what_u_think</link>
      <guid>179865</guid>
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      <title>Re: Teen breast</title>
      <description>Did you ever get an answer?  Write me.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:21:21 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/teen_breast</link>
      <guid>179862</guid>
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      <title>Re: Should I consider plastic surgery for my looks?</title>
      <description>Do not do it. It is a problem later on.  IMplants are not permanent. You are subjecting yourself to surgery int he future.  You look perfect to me and there are lots of risks.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:19:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/seriously_am_i_ugly</link>
      <guid>179858</guid>
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      <title>Re: Is it bad to have "fat vagina lips"?</title>
      <description>You sound just perfect.  Don't listen to him.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:04:11 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/vagina_lips</link>
      <guid>179844</guid>
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      <title>Re: Can I get pregnant from precum?</title>
      <description>Well were you pregnant?</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:02:59 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/broken_condom_but_didnt_come_am_i</link>
      <guid>179843</guid>
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      <title>Re: Teen breast</title>
      <description>OKay nipples get darker after children not lighter.  Trust me.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:55:42 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/teen_breast</link>
      <guid>179836</guid>
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      <title>Re: Is sex just a bonus in a relationship??</title>
      <description>Sex is a bonus or a curse depending on who u  have to do!</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:46:58 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_sex_just_a_bonus_in_a_relationship</link>
      <guid>179822</guid>
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      <title>Re: How old were you when you lost your virginity?</title>
      <description>I was 15 when I lost and was completely lost.  How old are you now?</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:42:43 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/verginity</link>
      <guid>179818</guid>
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      <title>Re: How to make her breasts bigger?</title>
      <description>Naaa that does not work.  You just end up with buttery boobs.  contact me.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:31:08 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/s_o_s_small_boobez</link>
      <guid>179800</guid>
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      <title>Re: Average bra size</title>
      <description>A or B.  Average is relative.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:27:44 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/average_bra_size</link>
      <guid>179795</guid>
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      <title>Re: What is my best physical feature?</title>
      <description>You are very pretty. Pretty eyes.</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:26:14 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_my_best_physical_feature</link>
      <guid>179794</guid>
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      <title>Re: how do I give a handjob or blowjob?</title>
      <description>anyone with questions about hand jobs or oral sex contact me because I can answer most of your questions.  </description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:11:44 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_do_i_give_a_handjob_or_blowjob</link>
      <guid>179780</guid>
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      <title>Re: How to stop being nervous about going to the next level?</title>
      <description>That is sooo normal. IF you weren't scared, I would be worried.  Have you guys messed around before like  done 1st base, 2nd base etc?</description>
      <author>trumpjr242</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:59:04 -0800</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.funadvice.com/q/ahhh_help</link>
      <guid>179770</guid>
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