http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/theinjun I've been proudly serving in the U.S. Army since 28Oct2002 and have decided that is not the right path for my family to take anymore because of the deployments and long hours. I was a teenage parent at the age of 17 and am now married to the beautiful mother of my children. My son, Logan, is 5 and my daughter, Kayana, is 2. I am open and blunt. I believe I am good at reading situations and people just from little details. I try to stay at a more neutral approach and do not try to judge someone just by a paragraph or situation. Most of my advice comes from past experiences and rarely just my opinion on things. Yes, I'm 22 and it may not seem old but everyone that knows me in the army thinks I'm around 27 or so just because I've been through too much for my age. You can funmail me about anything that you do not feel comfortable posting. I hold secrets well and will leave everything confidential. en-us hand jobs are terrible and I can do them myself... theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:14:11 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/sexxx_248489 436132 Well usually the woman is laying on top of the guy and you just start going at it. Not really awkward once you dive on in and it's actually pretty fun. =D theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:12:52 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/sexxx_88648 436129 Well first make sure you are super clean and let him just go down there and play around. He can just start off kissing around the area and maybe licking the outside to "test the waters" sooner or later he'll get into it. I wouldn't advise the strawberries and things until you get more comfortable. For the 'fears' I would say just get use to your face being that close to it and it won't feel so "wrong". theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:10:35 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_does_it_tastes 436121 Games are for children so let the children play the game. Forget about this guy past or not cause apparently he thinks that you serve him and that's why you are wondering about him while he is out having fun with other women then comes crawling back to you and you just give in to him. Seriously FORGET ABOUT HIM he is not worth it and apparently does not care for you as you do for him cause nobody can do those things to someone they care for. theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:06:08 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_do_boys_do_this 436109 Women do it all the time and dudes think making out is a step for the next thing so the answer to that question is yes to both. theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:03:47 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/curious_2566 436106 It is hard to say because I don't know his background or him for that matter. Whatever it is, it sounds as if he hasn't really made a decision and you aren't making it any easier for him to choose cause he was just probably trying to look out for you and quit while the feelings we very little but like a woman you couldn't let any guy do that get away so you want to hurt yourself so you went back to him. Best thing to do is to let him go cause he's trying to do the same to you. theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:02:09 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_need_guys_advice 436101 All women have different tastes. It is genetic as well as their diet. If they eat less meat and more fruits&veggies then it will be sweeter otherwise it will be more bitter. Plus 70% of your taste comes from scent so hygiene is the most important of all. It is not a bad taste so don't worry. If it tastes bad then why would you eat it? Make her wash up beforehand and you shouldn't have any problems. theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:00:06 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/v_gin_taste 436095 It's guy preference. I mean I'm all up for new things so I think it would be hilarious but that's just me. I would go for it and see how he reacts lol. theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:56:27 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/sexxx_24007 436083 First things first. It's "awkward" not whatever you were spelling. You're young and going through different phases. He might still like you but I really don't believe he loves you. If he comes out and say it then let him down softly but tell him the truth so he actually knows what is going on because that 'hint' stuff doesn't work on us guys because you women send too many signals that mean different things. And for hope, sometimes people grow on you. Whenever I first got my wife pregnant I never thought I'd have feelings like I do now. She is the love of my life and I couldn't even see it until a couple years later so don't lose hope =P theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:52:38 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/does_he_love_me_208 436076 Why do you feel as if you have to protect him from the truth? Women do this all the time and to this day I cannot understand why you keep burdens to yourself instead of keeping it a partnership and just telling us like we're your peers instead of this sickly child. Ok enough ranting...Just tell him what you just explained on funadvice and he'll understand. You have to be upfront and supportive because he'll feel small but if you say, "But we can work on it" and give him a wink he'll probably be all up for that. He won't break up with you unless you embarrass him infront of somebody or something. QUIT FAKING ORGASMS!!! theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:47:43 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/please_help_me_this_is_really_urgent 436066 If you know your partner is clean and you have taken the precautions of the non-babymakers then that is only when I'd advise without a condom. I personally will not have sex with a condom but then again I'm married lol and why I had 2 kids before I was 20. So yes it feels a lot better without. theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:44:36 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/sexxx_162310 436061 I would say the most important thing is enthusiasm then suction. Don't forget to use your hands and make sure they're soft and warm. Don't forget the testicles and the underpart of the shaft is very sensitive. All guys are different for oral but I think most guys do it. I personally enjoy it so it is preference. If you need more detail just funmail me or something. theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:42:35 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/sexxx_73280 436056 Well I'm currently deployed in Iraq right now and I've been here for 8 1/2 months and I'm not suppose to get back until another 6 months so it has been awhile and I still got a whole minute to go... So anyways, you need to find a good purpose to strive for. Some goal you've always had in mind you need to do. He'll be gone for awhile and if you want to stay faithful, you have to distance yourself from that lifestyle and hanging out and going out with the girls will only make it that much harder and end up ruining everything. It will be harder for you to stay faithful than it will be him, but he will have it worse in day to day things. Find a good hobby or goal you want to achieve in that timeframe and go for that instead of waiting time pass by. theinjun Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:39:05 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_need_help_455 436049 I despise women like you that are selfish and guilty afterwards. Then of course ask for forgiveness whenever you had all you wanted but you always want more. Just proves that no woman can ever get EVERYTHING she wants. theinjun Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:35:46 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/help_247803 433144 Women and their games make things that much more complicated than it has to be. Why don't you just tell him how you feel and let him take the blow like a man should be able to take it. I mean if you feel as if your plans are changing and he's not involved, don't you think he should know these things instead of you "hinting" these things to him. Just tell him what you think instead of what you "should say to make it easier for him" theinjun Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:32:20 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_do_i_do_706 433136 Umm have sex with him would probably do the trick... theinjun Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:30:30 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/wedding_night 433130 Take it in stride as a life lesson that all guys are not good with confrontation or tact. If you make it a big deal then him and his friends win. So what? You had a crush on the guy and he turned out to be a jerk, now you don't and you think of him as the lower being so act accordingly as such =D Don't let anything or anyone demean you. theinjun Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:40:29 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/wat_do_i_do_2073 423120 English 1.01 please... theinjun Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:38:39 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/ayoo_answer_plsz_a_s_a_p 423117 Yes it is possible. It seems like every year I end up loving my wife more and more. I never thought I could feel this strongly towards someone from have a world away and not seeing her for the past 8 months. theinjun Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:38:06 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_think_201461 423116 Well she's probably excited that you are that age to start dating and wants to hear everything about it so she can relive her teenage years through you. You cannot blame her for wanting you to experience new things and live life but you also have to explain to her how you feel about everything and quit being so defensive. I don't know your mom so I can't really tell you for sure what she is thinking but might also just want to pry and see if you are "sexually active" which is a total invasion of privacy figure out which of the two she is and then decide =D theinjun Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:35:24 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_can_i_tell_my_mom_to_stop_annoying 423111 Well I'm married with kids and I'm in Iraq and I sometimes sleep in my female friends bed with them because if not I hardly sleep (about 2 hours a night). It matters your maturity level and theirs as well because you never want to get the wrong idea. theinjun Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:32:22 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_do_you_think_193470 423105 I would say that he really likes you. He just doesn't want to ruin your friendship by coming out and saying how he feels about you as probably how you are thinking right about now. You both know that you have a good fun relationship right now and don't want to mess it up but if you want to be with him you have to take a chance and at least come out for a little. He really wants to come out and that's why he was saying those things while drunk. Being drunk does not make you say things that you don't mean it just makes them easier to say without thinking about the rebercussions. theinjun Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:30:56 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_he_joking_or_for_real_crush 423103 Well if you try to play it off like you know how them she's going to think that you are a bad kisser so the best thing to do is to tell her that you don't really know how and she'll feel opted to teach you which is kind of the whole goal of getting closer to her. =D Just have fun and relax you'll do fine. theinjun Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:21:27 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_need_help_25 423096 There really isn't any reason for you to tell your parents anything because that is a personal thing that they should not really be involved in. I know you feel the need to tell your parents something like that but what would you want them to do about it? Just accept you? They will do that anyways and telling them won't make things any easier for you and trying to get into some type of relationship. If you really want to tell your parents anything then make for sure that you are bisexual before telling them something that is just a phase. theinjun Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:53:15 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_do_i_tell_my_mom_i_m_bi_190791 423052 Well all guys are different so you can't ask as a general question to all guys. Besides there are a lot of different factors that could sway this guys mind from one thing to another for example: How your relationship is, what kind of signals you put out, is he in the middle of puberty, when in the moment or not, and so on and so forth. A lot of things go into play whenever you're in that instance and guys run on instincts as women run on emotions so if he wants it then he going to try and get it. It is hard to resist any type of instinct whenever a guy is in puberty. But to answer your question, no I would not trick her into sex because that is a lowlife type of thing to do. theinjun Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:50:43 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/a_quesion_for_guys 423046