FunAdvice Advice from: slaughterpwns

Re: Does anyone know some good screamo bands?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 19:50:40 -0700

@ohsarah, stfu. you're just one of those wannabe unique nonconformist conformist pieces of crap that doesn't listen to anything even remotely popular. just because a majority of this suck a$$ world likes it, doesn't mean it's completely sh*t. I don't really listen to screamo, my chemical romance's last two albums don't count as screamo, maybe their first but I haven't heard it. only screamo I know of is atreyu and chiodos.

Re: Dvd and external hard drive help?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 24 May 2008 12:42:20 -0700

no virus, my virus protection is beast. (AVG) no driver, it's supposed to install automatically. dell sucks, I know, not as much as gateway though. I do dl a lot, mostly music and movies. I have too much trouble with porn, so I gave up on that forever ago lolxz. yes I installed the hard drive correctly, I've used it before and it's worked.. tech sites are annoying. and I have pretty good luck with dell tech support, maybe you haven't called them in a while cause they're generally pretty awesome when I call. ANYWAY. I got my ex hard drive to work, supposedly the connection is bad in some places on my modem then others? so I just had to move the usb cord to a different hook up. it's working great now. I'm still having trouble with my dvd rw drive, and now my internet is acting screwy. ugh! it's a vicious cycle.

Re: What do you think about goth?

slaughterpwns — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:06:10 -0700

goth is... old churchs lolxz. goth is... shopping at hot topic? :] usually I associate goth with the way people dress. I have a bit of a problem with goths though. where I live, people become goth cause they think it's bad *ss to look scary and talk about satan and use the word f*ck at least three times a sentence. and that's pretty retarded. it doesn't bother me to see people in the whole goth get up, as long as people are doing it cause that's the way they like to dress, and not the way they like to be seen. I retain the belief that maybe not all goths are the same... still when I see the mob at school, screaming that they're satan and they're going to tear open some infant down the middle to devour their insides, ... I lose my hope for humanity in general. :]

Re: Should I call animal control?

slaughterpwns — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:47:37 -0700

arg, well, thank you all for your advice :]

Re: What is this cactus?

slaughterpwns — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:06:19 -0700

is it just me, or is my attached photo and link not working? grrr, lemme try again, if it doesn't work it's in my photos. :/ http://images.funadvice.com/photo/image/53661/ofelia.jpg

Re: How do I take care of my cacti?

slaughterpwns — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:49:02 -0700

when I got mine I was told once a week :o

Re: Who to choose, friend or boy?

slaughterpwns — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:44:46 -0700

;] thank you all for the advice!

Re: Should I return to my original vet after this incident?

slaughterpwns — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:09:46 -0700

pfft, no. if you keep going you might not be so lucky next time, you might end up with a dead dog! :/

Re: What do you think humans as a species could evolve into?

slaughterpwns — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:49:43 -0700

I don't think there's anything for us to really adapt to at the moment to require evolving. also, humans and the earth might not be around long enough for another stage of evolution to be possible. if anything, we'll be around long enough to null out races. and maybe if we're not totally annihilated after the extremes of global warming, we'll have a crap new environment to adapt to and evolve for. but I can't imagine what the world will be like by then so I don't have an idea of how humans should evolve for then. and yeah, wings are groovy. :]

Re: Play Station 3 or Wii

slaughterpwns — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:05:13 -0700

wii is so freaking fun <3 and playstation doesn't have any good games out right now. so wii ftw.

Re: Guys prefer girls with makeup or without?

slaughterpwns — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:56:18 -0700

wear a bit, like foundation to make your skin pretty, but I don't think a lot of guys like a lot of eye makeup. so like, wear makeup in a way that makes it look like you're not, get it? ;]

Re: Slapping my a**?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:50:06 -0700

it means he's a dog. he thinks you're hott, but he'd just want to get in your pants. so you should be flattered and pissed. flattered cause he thinks you're hott, pissed cause he only wants you for your body, and only temporarily.

Re: Should I tell my mom?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:44:40 -0700

um, I guess. I don't see why you should, since it's none of her business and she's basically one of those controlling, trying-to-run-your-life kind of mothers. plus it's not really a big deal, it's not like big news that you should share. kissing is kissing, so what. but I suppose since your mom told you not to, it kind of makes it significant. sure. tell your mom that he kissed you. but if she freaks, make it clear that he kissed you, not the other way around. and you can only lose your virginity by having sex.

Re: Should I call my Dad when we don't know what to talk about?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:37:09 -0700

ouch. just don't talk to him for a while if he's going to be a dick about it. if he calls you up and is like, you never talk to me! tell him it's cause you have nothing to talk about and he's a butt when you call. :/ but if you're dedicated... do what johnnynitro suggested. you could even tell him that you'd like to talk to him, but really don't know what to say sometimes. hopefully he'll understand and maybe he feels the same way. :] good luck!

Re: Mom treats me like a baby

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:29:33 -0700

talk to her and tell her that you know she's just trying to keep you safe and that she's a good mother, but you need some freedom. try to make her understand that the two of you would share a healthier relationship if she'd just chill a little bit. try and get her to gradually loosen her leash. start by getting her to let you go out with your friends. tell her that you'll stick close to friends, buddy system FTW. and say that you'll check in periodically? like call her and tell her you're alright every half hour or something. next time you're in the mall, ask her if you can go to a different store that's still close by and that you'll be back soon to assure her you haven't been snatched. if she's still being overprotective, get angry! don't just take it. explain to her that what she's doing will create an unhealthy mother/daughter relationship and will only cause you to resent her. :/ but be patient and don't get angry with her too soon.

Re: How do I tell my friends I am now a Pagon?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:18:54 -0700

being a Christian isn't all about going to church, and church really depends on what sort of preacher you have. so don't let church alter your faith. I somehow don't believe that you're actually pagan because you believe in it. :/ a lot of people go that direction cause it seems 'cool'. but anyway, you should probably read up on paganism before devoting yourself to it. and totally learn how to actually SPELL pagan. ahem. P A G A N. and if your friends are truly good friends, who like you for you, then they'll understand and accept you. if not, then they're not real friends, and you shouldn't feel bad.

Re: Bra size

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:09:08 -0700

eh, some bra's fit differently then others. the best thing is to go with what usually fits and always try them on before buying.

Re: Will it be hard to find a Bridesmaid dress?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:06:47 -0700

hellz nah, you're not fat! you shouldn't have trouble finding a dress either. well, trying to find a dress in general could be hard, depends on where you shop. (like there are no dress shops around here so I have uber trouble finding dresses) outlets are nice though. <3

Re: Can something look bad on a rack and good on a person?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:03:47 -0700

yeah, that happens all the time. when you see something on the rack, never dismiss it before taking a moment to image what it will look like on. :] could be cool.

Re: Shopping advice?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:01:49 -0700

you should go ahead and buy some things now. ;] don't go crazy spending though. just get a few outfits, and hit the sale racks. shopping is fun and it'll make you feel good, and ya want to be fittin in your cloths, ya know? but if you're going to continue to lose weight, then you'll eventually not fit into the things you buy now, so save most of the shopping for later. and congratz!

Re: Iphones, where to buy one cheap?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:55:59 -0700

you fail.

Re: Where can I find the coolest clothes?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:55:12 -0700

delias and fred flare. delias are in cities and I don't know where fred flare is. I just shop from them on their website.

Re: Aunt thinks I am pregnant

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:34 -0700

:/ she seems nosy. tell her to mind her own business? and I'm sure that in a few months when your stomach is, omg, the same size... as in, no child growing inside, she'll see you're not preggo. if you're forreals caring about what she thinks, sit her down and have a serious talk and take a preggo test, like mrscobain suggested. :]

Re: Vaginal Sweating causing Discharge?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:36:14 -0700

ask your vag doctor about it next time you go. maybe you're getting a lot of bacteria up there so you're vag is just doing a super clean out. keep clean and fresh down there and wear cotton undies so you can have some air flow.

Re: What's the best and most comfortable brand of tampons?

slaughterpwns — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:32:45 -0700

tampax sport, ftw.