http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/shortandsweet 25 year old preschool teacher. I am usually a lot of fun. I like silly questions, but I don't suffer fools gladly, or otherwise. I am not in the habit of judging people, we all make decisions every day. Some are mistakes others are not. Over my lifetime thus far I have picked up lots of useful and useless information. Hopefully I am allowed to share this with you. en-us ummm, this is probably the most random question ever. I think that unless you are really talented with silicon glue and a mould that has been unstickyfied with vasiline, you are best to go professional and buy one. As for the jizz, at work we make this cool stuff with cornflour for messy play (which I will never look at the same way again btw). mix a little cornflour with cold water until it makes a smooth consistency that runs when not under pressure, but starts to go hard when you scrape it. Pour in boiling water a little at a time and it should fluff up to a jelly like consistency. add more until it is a little on the sloppy side and wait for it to cool. Hope this is what you need (?) S&S shortandsweet Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:25:57 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_to_make_a_homemade_fake_pussy 297017 I think that there is a reason you are having a problem convincing people that this is OK at your age, and that is probably because it really isn't. I am a daddy's girl, and I have no problem giving my dad a kiss or even snuggling up to him for a cuddle. I think however that sleeping in the same bed as him after about the age of 8 is a little extreme. Even if it is 100% innocent, it leaves you and him wide open to some very awkward accusations. If you really 'love' him, don't put him through that. In all honesty, if this is a reaction to how you have been treated by men in the past then you probably should entertain the idea of some sort of councelling to get through this. Your chances of a normal relationship with men are obviously lower than normal if you sleep with your dad. If you are doing this because of the way you have been treated then the likelyhood is even higher. Please get yourself some help. S&S shortandsweet Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:09:38 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_do_i_confince_people 297005 I find it really interesting that people are saying that all ghosts are demons in disguise. Last I looked the Christian religions did believe in ghosts and saw some of them as good. The easiest one to site is the holy trinity: The father, the son, and THE HOLY GHOST. Hope this helps, S&S shortandsweet Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:46:38 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/are_ghosts_real_or_is_the_belief 296978 About the conversation: I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure they are on about paint. Hope it helps S&S shortandsweet Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:20:24 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_can_you_tell_if_your_kid_is_getting 296298 MonicaCharlene- I commend you for not only having the guts to be the parent and tell your child "NO" for his own safety, but also for getting other opinions to see if you were up with the play. These sites can be great fun, but there are dangers also. There have been some very upsetting things happening on these sites. Here in NZ two girls (around your son's age) nearly ended up killing themselves in a suicide pact with their online boyfriends. The worst thing is these boys were part of an elaborate hoax done by some other girls at their school, and they didn't even exist. The pranksters had made dozens of websites to support these "boys" lives and had linked them to their own. Their parents had looked over what was happening, but unfortunately they had access to some form of private messaging (I don't know if it was through the site or not) and this the parents could not control. On the converse, some children have made great links with other legitimate children and have learned about other countries, cultures, and essentially had electronic pen pals that they have even visited without incident. At the end of the day, you know how responsible your son is, you know how easily he will be lead by others, and you are the one who ultimately must stand by your decision and any eventual consequences that come with it. Don't let anyone force you to make a decision that you are uncomfortable with. My parents were considered a little overprotective when I was younger, and I hated some of the decisions they made at the time. Most of the time though they were right to make them, based on my personality and maturity at the time. I did go against them sometimes, and over 50% of the time I regretted it. I now understand why. Hope this helps, S&S shortandsweet Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:07:07 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/preteens_and_their_constant_demands 296290 good luck mate, my parents can't get it to stop! shortandsweet Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:06:03 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/planting_asapargus_from_seed 290907 I find that a dark purple eyeshadow with a black eye liner works great. The purple is a fantastic contrast to the green and brings them out awesomely. It works for me in a lighter shade, and a goth friend of mine used to do it. S&S shortandsweet Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:08:35 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/makeup_for_green_eyes 285778 yes- but you want to know the basics so that you know if you are being ripped off in tax and stuff. S&S shortandsweet Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:15:28 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/math_2899 285682 This is normal. Periods can be affected by all sorts of things. Stress, lack of sleep, weight changes, even the weather! Your cycle will change over your life time. If you bleed for more than 8 days in a row, don't get a period for over 8 weeks, or seem to start and stop randomly every few days then see a doctor. Otherwise you are all good! Hope this helps. S&S shortandsweet Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:11:31 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/am_i_5123 285679 It is always best to keep things out in the open with your boyfriend. That way he can support you a little emotionally, and celebrate things with you if they turn out good :) There are other reasons your breasts can grow suddenly at around 19. There can be natural hormone changes around this time as this is about the age when your body is at its best for starting to have children (scary as that may sound). If you are still worried and hadn't gone a full cycle between the last time you had sex and the time you took the test, take another, or better yet, see a doctor and put all your fears at rest (hopefully). Good luck, and keep us posted! S&S shortandsweet Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:05:28 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/so_confused_54708 285674 Hey, usually children are not ready to start training until around 24 months but some good guidelines to go by to see if he is ready are: 1) Is he showing interest in going to the toilet? Does he follow you and want to see what you are doing? Does he ask to sit on the toilet? 2) Does he tell you that his nappy is soiled or wet? Does he tell you he is doing something in his nappy? 3) does he seem to have regular times that he needs changing? If you answered yes to any 2 of the above, then it might be time to start introducing him to the potty/ toilet. Encourage him with praise when he gets it right ("What a grown up boy you are using the toilet" etc) but still encourage when he doesn't ("that's OK, you can try again next time" etc). My only warning is not to force the issue. Some children show an interest and then revert back, especially if there are major changes going on in their lives such as a new sibling, a death in the family, or even starting/ changing preschool. Some children will do this a few times before being fully trained. The secret is to be patient and encourage him. Stressing about it can actually make the whole process take longer. All children are different. He will do it in his own time. Good luck, hope this helps. S&S shortandsweet Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:36:51 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/potty_training_2166 284147 Quite like the tranz am firebird, especially the model like 'KIT' (you oldies know what I mean!) either that or a cute fast convertable. Currently I drive a 1985 1.3l Ford Laser. Oldie but she goes, and is light on the wallet. Hate the armstrong steering though! shortandsweet Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:17:54 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/ur_car 284077 sweetheart, you are beautiful! Best of all, you are pretty on the inside too. Hope this helps. shortandsweet Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:03:51 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/confident_boost_help_me 282501 There are many different reasons. If it has only been recently you have to consider pregnancy or stress (just as Meganhead said) otherwise it could be a health problem. Make sure you have your smear every 3 years (that goes for all of us ladies!) They may be horrible, invasive, and downright icky, but they can save your life! Ask your doctor to test for PCOS (Poly Cystic Ovarian Syndrome). Other symptoms of this include unusual hair growth (on the chin or upper lip), difficulty loosing weight and putting it on readily, acne, skin tags (tiny random flaps of skin), depression, dark skin patches and diabeties. Endometriosis can also cause screwed up periods and severe pain in the abdomen as well as depression. There are other causes, if you are worried, talk to your doctor. If you suspect either of these conditions talk to your doc ASAP shortandsweet Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:26:41 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/female_problems 282475 *hugs* Sometimes life is like that. You meet someone and you love them so much that it hurts and your emotions are going crazy. You don't know whether to laugh or cry! When you feel all of these and the other person doesn't feel the same way it hurts so much. The good news is that you will find someone who loves you for you, and when that happens you will wonder what you were even thinking right now. The bad news is that as an attractive female, there is probably some guy who feels the same way over you right now as you feel over this guy. My only advice is stay busy doing things you enjoy, and talking to friends (like the ones here!) Eventually these strong feelings will fade. Stay strong. shortandsweet Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:44:54 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_love_him_why_doesnt_he_love_me 282447 Depends entirely on the budget and how long you have been together. A cool swiss army knife/ multi tool is fun, A poster of his fave band/movie, a book, a model of his favorite car or aeroplane, a shirt of his fave sports team, and engraved pen (or hip flask / lighter if he is a little older and drinks/ smokes) or even a mini mag light or super cool keyring. If you want to get really personal a wallet can be a good idea too. Hope this helps :) shortandsweet Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:36:05 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/his_birthday 282442 Your cat is beautiful. So is mine! shortandsweet Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:22:01 -0700 280920 First of all Congratulations! I'm no good at the poem stuff, I just googled and found lots though. The advice I will give you is to get the big stuff out of the way first. Set a budget, a date, approximate guest list, and the number in the bridal party. After this sort out your celebrant, your venue(s), the photographer, and any other big things (eg cars, videographer, Band/ DJ). Have a talk with your fiance about what you can afford, and what sort of wedding you both want (small or large, traditional or not) and also who in your family can help out (ie is his grandma a wizz with flowers, or does your uncle own a neat old car!) Hope this helps, I found this advice useful myself. So far I have most of my wedding organised and I have 10 months to go :) shortandsweet Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:14:45 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/im_getting_married_31271 280914 Been in current relationship for 6 years, and will be married in 10 months. Don't make him jealous, just be you. Don't play games, If you want to hang out with the girls, then do. If you want to hang out with your friends and you want him to come, then invite him, and go anyway if he doesn't want to. By having your own life as well as a relationship with you he will realise that you are with him because you want to be, not because you NEED to be and how cool you really are as a person. Either that or he will get all pi**y and try and make you jealous, in which case you don't need him anyway. Game playing and jealousy never work. 12 years of dating has taught me this. If you need to resort to games (and I'm not talking about monopoly!) to keep a person, then they are not the one for you. Cut them free so you and they can find the right one. Hope this helps sweety! shortandsweet Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:02:33 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/help_me_make_him_jealous 280905 Try talking to your parents, and telling them that you feel you may benefit. Even put a timeline on it, say 10 sessions. If you feel you are getting no where by then, you'll give it up. What do they have to loose by writing a note for you? Worst case, you find out that it doesn't help you. Best case, it helps. I avoided councelling and ended up on medication and doing some things I wish I hadn't. You (and your parents) have nothing to loose shortandsweet Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:45:11 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/counselling 280897