http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/myzarri Purple elephants eat snickers on green sturdays where the ballons first hatch newborn radishes. en-us Are you pregnant? Side effects include vomiting swelling of the uterus, Eating the strangest foods, swelling of the feet, swelling of the boobs, and could result in infant. myzarri Thu, 22 May 2008 20:49:46 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/my_boobs_have_grown_i_want_me_old 356637 ^^^ Bet that sobered you up. myzarri Wed, 21 May 2008 19:59:52 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_the_worst_lie_you_told_your 355593 yes. it is. myzarri Wed, 21 May 2008 19:56:27 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_can_you_tell_if_you_re_in_love_5737 355586 lol dundee =D myzarri Thu, 15 May 2008 13:59:36 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/body_hair 349796 yes. myzarri Thu, 15 May 2008 12:40:53 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/does_it_drive_u_crazy_wen_a_guy_smells 349729 Im so glad I can't see my butt. myzarri Wed, 14 May 2008 09:47:09 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/body_hair 348547 No I wuldn't, And I dont think you should give in. myzarri Tue, 13 May 2008 21:02:28 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_gave_up_on_parents 348232 unless you shave you're face, I'd say you have dry skin. dont use scented lotion, use the skin healling stuff. myzarri Mon, 12 May 2008 11:43:19 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/this_is_really_annoying_and_itchy 346813 thank you ^^^ myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 20:59:29 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/my_friend_is_acting_weird_whats_going 346373 he graduates high school this month, and I didnt say he wanted to kill animal babies, I said he wants to kill animals, AND babies, as in HUMAN BABIES. GOT IT??? WHY DO YOU THINK IM SO FREAKED OUT? myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 18:58:35 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/my_friend_is_acting_weird_whats_going 346268 True fact.: A lot of crop circles are faked. myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 18:41:30 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_do_you_know_about_crop_circles 346242 ^^^ I've done that before. myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 18:17:31 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_the_worst_lie_you_told_your 346197 yeah, what enviedsoul said. myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 18:15:08 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_would_you_do_7407 346193 This is a quote from my favorite movie, Dogma. --- Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland? Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll f*ckin' spank you. " myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 18:09:43 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/well_im_confused_again 346187 whoa, got a little happy with the post button, there. myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 18:05:17 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/fav_love_poems 346181 My brothers do that, they're way younger than me, and I'm always made out to be the monster. But I agree with kidwitdaquestions. myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 17:56:40 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/children_4176 346171 Isn't there anyone other than the police? myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 17:53:39 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/my_friend_is_acting_weird_whats_going 346163 work security. mcdonalds will hire anyone, but its not a very self-respecting job. myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 17:15:06 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/no_job 346116 work security. myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 17:13:12 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/anyone_know_high_paying_jobs 346113 raw fish. myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 17:11:50 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/sushi_46319 346112 Ok um I'll share mine. I tried to commit suicide once, and when he asked me why, I lied. I don't even remember what I told him. The real reason was that a boyfriend made me have sex with him, and then he dumped me. But how are you supposed to tell your dad something like that?? So I lied. myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 17:09:31 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_the_worst_lie_you_told_your 346111 Yeah, me and my friend do that. I don't see anything wrong with it. myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 17:07:38 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/friends_with_benefits_328 346110 ANNABELLE LEE Author: Edgar Allan Poe It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of Annabel Lee; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me. I was a child and she was a child, In this kingdom by the sea; But we loved with a love that was more than love - I and my Annabel Lee; With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven Coveted her and me. And this was the reason that, long ago, In this kingdom by the sea, A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling My beautiful Annabel Lee; So that her highborn kinsman came And bore her away from me, To shut her up in a sepulcher In this kingdom by the sea. The angels, not half so happy in heaven, Went envying her and me Yes! that was the reason (as all men know, In this kingdom by the sea) That the wind came out of the cloud by night, Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee. But our love was stronger by far than the love Of those who were older than we Of many far wiser than we And neither the angels in heaven above, Nor the demons down under the sea, Can ever dissever my soul from the soul Of the beautiful Annabel Lee. For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side Of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride, In the sepulcher there by the sea, In her tomb by the sounding sea. AND DREAMS (Cranberries) Oh my life Is changing everyday In every possible way And Oh my dreams It's never quiet as it seems Never quiet as it seems I know I've felt like this before But now I'm feeling it even more Because it came from you And then I open up and see The person falling here is me A different way to be I want more (impossible to ignore) I want more (impossible to ignore) And they'll come true (impossible not to do) And they'll come true (impossible not to do) And now I tell you openly You have my heart so don't hurt me You're what I couldn't find A totally amazing mind So understanding and so kind You're everything to me myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 17:02:24 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/fav_love_poems 346106 Tea? myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 17:00:55 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/a_good_drink_for_diabetics 346104 snake probably. or a mutant madagascar hissing cockroach. myzarri Sun, 11 May 2008 15:59:22 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/hisss 346085