http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/mhung en-us hi skinny I'm fat. hi again. as soon as I read your question it jumped into my head: Please See a Doctor!!! the recent amplification of stress in your life, which you see as the Cause of your weight loss, might in fact be itself another symptom of the same underlying medical problem. if the doc can't find anything after a thorough check-up, then you take it from there. I wish you all the best. mhung Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:57:58 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/im_too_skinny 546825 oops2 sorry .. I didn't read the small print. (no .bmp allowed!) . mo4/mok6 . mhung Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:18:07 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_is_god_real 231841 oops .. this jig didn't grab the right photo I meant: . mo4/mok6 . mhung Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:33:45 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_is_god_real 231759 . mo4/mok6 . mhung Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:26:30 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_is_god_real 231746 everyone believes in god just like everyone believes in santa claus I am colorblind, yet in grade school I "knew" that apples are red and the sky is blue. it turns out I was wrong in both counts. granny apples are green. and the sky is a bejewelled fluorescent black over the plains in the rez. god and truth are One. truth is. it exists. it is right. it is true. no matter what you call it. the moment you call it "GOD" it does not cease to be truth .. However, the moment you begin to ascribe ANYTHING of our provable reality to this "GOD" (e.g., it is male or female or sexless (oops!) or 3 or 1 or a pantheon or omniscient or judgemental or the author of transcendental books to us and worthy of honor and glory forever and ever .. then all bets are off. you have just created an IMAGE thru which True Truth must be funnelled. Religion par excellence is the limiting of the human experience in obeasance [sp?] to one of these truthless GODS. mhung Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:14:38 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/do_you_believe_in_god_152141 213936 Buy him a METRONOME for his birthday .. he will play it just to please your mother and show he appreciates you .. but without knowing what it's for, he will just play it and play it and it will slowly drive him crazy and he will leave. mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:54:36 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/get_rid_of_a_stepdad 206655 hey, hooch .. it's called a METRONOME .. look it up. there's all kinds and prices. but they all work the same: [METRO - measure NOME - regulator 0 what it does is: you set the number at how many beats per minute, etc, then it just goes TIC - TOC - TIC - TOC as fast or slow as you want, as you play the song,and keep the perfect beat by it. cool. mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:52:17 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_cant_get_my_counting_the_music 206651 .. sounds like Yes! you did think you saw a soldier with a gun standing over a grave. mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:47:17 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/are_ghosts_real 206644 what's it your friggen business? Do you pay my rent? mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:44:54 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/do_you_beleive_in_god 206642 those of us who "don't believe in god" .. go straight to HELL ( DO NOT COLLECT $200 ! ) mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:43:39 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_happens_105801 206641 no .. you are experiencing the pefect fear and anxiety for your age. you're right on track. especially since your perplexity is over deciding into which direction to channel your efforts .. this is an age (15 - 17) when the way of thinking that the individual has experienced up to now is pulled out from under by the body's need to develope new chemicals and enzymes that total frig out the baby's brain. The only thing you do need to hold on to in order to maintain your sanity during these trying times is the awareness of your inherent goodness and purity .. walk in beauty, and trust that this growing pain, too, shall pass. (ps. Astronomy will maintain your youthful spirit forever .. it does mine ;-) mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:34:49 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/am_i_too_young_to_be_doing_this 206630 .. and I dare add __ METEORITE: a meteor that enters our atmosphere and lands on earth mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:26:00 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_do_wemon_mean_when_they_say 206615 The Original Superball is made by a company called Wham-o. I just went to their site and found out that these items are marked MADE IN CHINA .. I would be very wary of giving children toys from there right now mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:02:23 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/where_can_i_get_an_original_super 206591 general practitioner vs. specialist [ the family doctor vs. an endocrinologist] private practitioner vs. hospital staff member [your own outside family doctor or endocrinologist who visits you at the hospital during your stay vs. a resident doctor ] mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:38:31 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/general_practitioner_and_private 206554 Apple iPod Classic 120GB - 300GB .. seems to top the list mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:25:41 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/mp3_player_39937 206535 no whatever "prophesies" have indeed "come true" fall into either of just 2 categories: - wisely thought-out observations, I.e., The Sun will come out tomorrow (or at least by next month?) - rantings HEARD by the masses, subsequently internalized by them, and consequently BROUGHT ABOUT by them, I.e. Posthypnotic Suggestions. And along comes the Unsung Prophet whose voice rings true but cries out as in the wilderness with no one to hear: "Prepare ye the Way of the L-rd" mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:14:25 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/nostradamus 206521 Try pronouncing this in Danish .. it just means Red Fruit Pudding with Cream: * Rødgrød med Fløde * .. if you Search YouTube you'll hear it mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:05:09 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_the_hardest_tongue_twister 206511 "If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?" Excellent question. Answer: because we did not evolve from "apes" .. but, rather, what we call "apes" today, have been evolving to look like apes ever since we split from them and began evolving into good-looking people, like me. The apes of today are our cousins, so to speak. We all go back to a common ancestor. How can we call that ancestor a MAN? or an APE? Anthropoligists call him an ___ [OK funadvisors, let's all google it and find out for him/herself :-) ] mhung Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:16:30 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/a_question_for_evolutionist 206470 Gk. gē (o) = "Earth" Gk. phagein = "to eat" hence, a person practicing geophagy is an earth-eater .. i seem to remember some species on this planet who just suck up and eat the dirt or earth and then their digestive systems sort out the good stuff and pass the rest out .. such an animal or person would be called a geophage. mhung Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:33:03 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/when_a_person_practices_geophagy 163824 "Our entire population of about 1500 people live in only 14 widely dispersed villages. " SOURCE: http: // www . niueisland . com/ facts / mhung Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:26:51 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_the_population_of_niue_island 163816 some think He did .. they call it planet Terra mhung Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:20:53 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/can_god_create_a_stone_which_it_cannot_129400 163810 . . Walra blubberia . mhung Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:14:22 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_the_proper_name_for_a_female 163802 .the Moors .. .. again mhung Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:05:02 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/who_expects_the_spanish_inquisition 163794 le fromage Ementhaler mhung Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:01:46 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_swiss_cheese_called_in_france 163788 i suppose do it .. because once i eat it, it's gone mhung Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:56:58 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/which_would_you_rather_do_or_eat 163786