FunAdvice Advice from: maxypoo http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/maxypoo Hi! ♥I'm♥ samantha ♥and ♥i'm♥ 16.♥ I ♥have ♥black♥ hair♥, eyes ♥change♥ colors. ♥I'm ♥5'8 ♥and ♥i weigh♥ 130!!!!! ♥Add ♥me ♥if ♥you♥ want ♥and♥ i'm ♥nice♥ i ♥guess! ♥lol ♥no♥ really♥ i ♥am. ♥unless♥ you ♥piss ♥me ♥off. ♥Oh ♥yah♥ i ♥haves ♥a♥ mommy♥ and♥ a ♥lil ♥sis ♥that♥ i ♥live ♥with.♥ And♥ i ♥have♥ 3 ♥older ♥sisters♥ in ♥their ♥30's♥ and ♥one ♥older ♥brother ♥also♥ in♥ his ♥30's.♥ I'm♥ an ♥aunt ♥to ♥5 ♥peoples ♥and♥ a ♥great♥ aunt ♥to♥ one! ♥And.... ♥I♥ have♥ a ♥dog ♥named ♥max!!! ♥i ♥call ♥him♥ maxypoo♥ an♥ people ♥might♥ think♥ i'm ♥weird ♥because♥ i ♥obssess ♥over♥ him♥ but♥ i ♥love♥ him!!!!!! ♥thats♥ it♥ for ♥now. ♥Oh ♥yah♥ if ♥you♥ need ♥to♥ ask♥ me♥ a ♥question ♥please ♥funmail♥ me♥ en-us Re: Teen drivers now my oldest sister said she seen it on t.v. grrr.. is this true or not.. she said they changed the age limit to 18 now... I hope not maxypoo Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:19:59 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/teen_drivers 527987 Re: Feeding parakeets you know what.. nevermind.. I just did some research and it said it could actually harm parakeets so I will be throwing it away ; ) maxypoo Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:33:08 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/feeding_parakeets 524225 Re: Feeding parakeets oh I also have extra feeders so maybe I could put like 2 teaspoons of gravel and grit in their.. so if the bird needs it it can have some? maxypoo Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:15:30 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/feeding_parakeets 524216 Re: Should I get a parakeet? actually I'm just going to go right downtown to the pet botique and get one!! hehe maxypoo Sun, 07 Sep 2008 15:54:38 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/parakeets_54120 521716 Re: Should I get a parakeet? ok! im so excited!! I cant wait until wednsday! maxypoo Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:56:43 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/parakeets_54120 520805 Re: Should I get a parakeet? oh duh lol!! I wont let my dog get it.. But my dog is really sweet to other animals so he wouldnt harm it anywayz. My grandmas birds ride on her big dogs back lol... and my grandma already told me about the blanket on the cage trick.. so I got that covered... is that all I need to know? maxypoo Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:26:35 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/parakeets_54120 520781 Re: Jewish Calendar Well I usually use this site when I have a question... I want to keep funadvice alive!!! would someone please answer... maxypoo Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:10:40 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/jewish_calendar 516032 Re: Pillow washing Yah well its hard to let go of my brand New $20 dollar pillow! I HAVE TO WASH THESE ONES!!! I just need to know how to wash them... I dont want them to get ruuined... And I CAnt afford new pillows right now.. =/ maxypoo Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:33:31 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/pillow_washing 506446 Re: Pillow washing Oh about that I thought I would never have to wash my pillow so I rripped the tags off.. sooo yah now I don't know.. maxypoo Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:29:19 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/pillow_washing 506439 Re: Is there really nothing that takes grease stains out? omg my mom bought goo gone.. never tried it yet... yah im a big help.. ! lol Lets just say I got grease all over he rnew car and she went crazy maxypoo Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:21:57 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_there_really_nothing_that_takes 506431 Re: Do I have bedbugs? Omg not EVERYBODY has Bed bugs... And I doubt its dust mites makking you itch because they are a crucial part of life... We need them to eat are dead skin or otherwise its going to be really dusty.. I watched that on the discovery cchanel yah creepy.. Maybe you got fleas I had the same problems.. Just clean your room really good.. vacuum... spray corners with flea killer.. And check the corners of your matress... and under the top matress you might see bed bug shells.. Maybe you are allerguc to the fiber on your bed so find that sheet! maxypoo Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:19:18 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/bed_bugs 506423 Re: Food pet peeves lol!! hehe maxypoo Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:43:51 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/does_this_bother_you 416966 Re: Vlassic pickle commercial lol.. yah.. I just hate when you can hear people crunching things in their mouth... pickles, potato chips... etc. maxypoo Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:48:28 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/vlassic_pickle_commercial 411881 Re: Ingrown toenail surgery complications see thats what I mean im not sure.. because tommorrow we are having fireworks... and his office is here soo I dont know if he wil take me tommorow.. and then the next day is the 4th of july so I think he will definitly be closed... I am just worried about it.. like will my toe be ok until friday.. after the holidays? maxypoo Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:10:10 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_should_i_do_927 408284 Re: What would you do if an atomic bomb came? ok? lol weirdness... And so maybe it is a dud then your lucky.. but what if it isnt? then you will be burning horribly wishing you would have done it the easy way maxypoo Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:07:37 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_would_you_do_8267 403134 Re: Who would you choose? ok brother... or just pretend lol maxypoo Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:58:25 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/who_would_you_choose_148560 401517 Re: What would you do if an atomic bomb came? I'm talking if you knew this bomb was coming.. would you wait to burn up or figure out a less painful way of dying?!?!? and how would you do that? maxypoo Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:54:09 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_would_you_do_8267 401512 Re: What if there was a hospital mixup? omg.. I never thought about that! Well say if my parents right now werent mine and I was sent home to the wrong people... I wouldnt really care because I would still love the ones who raised me! BUT I would put a lawsuit on the hospital and get some $$$ for my mixed family! maxypoo Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:29:53 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_if_480 379132 Re: There's this guy in my class and I think he likes me amanda... maxypoo Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:22:58 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/confused_505 379115 Re: Chug Puppy yah its cite Amanda.. But my dog is the cutest. OK so they both are xoxo maxypoo Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:20:09 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/chug_puppy 379114 Re: What's the funniest joke you know? Ok this is long and kind of an adult joke.. but nothing too bad but here goes. One day this little boy was out playing in the mud and his mom came home and said, " Why don't you come take a shower with me"? and she said dont look up or down. So they are in the shower and the lil boy looks up and said, " What are those mom"? And she said " those are my headlights son". And the lil boy looks down and says " whats that mom" And she says " thats my bush son" So after the shower he went back out in the mud. And the father comes home and says " Why dont you take a shower with me, just dont look down" So the little boy is in the shower and looks down and says " whats that dad"? And the father says, " Thats my snake son. So later that night " Real Late", The little boy couldnt sleep so he walks into the room and says " MOMMY, MOMMY, TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DADDYS SNAKE IS IN YOUR BUSH!" LOL HAHA GET IT? maxypoo Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:47:08 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/joke 375105 Re: Whats the funniest thing you ever seen? lol funny. maxypoo Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:44:58 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/whats_the_funniest_thing_you_ever 372548 Re: How do I kiss a girl? I dunno either because I never had my first kiss yet either... lol maxypoo Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:25:23 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/nervous_about_kissing_a_girl 372520 Re: What is your opinion on illegal immigrants? IF YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH US THEN F*CK YOU DARN FOREIGN IF YOU DONT LIKE US SUCKS MY DARN WHISTLE BECAUSE I AM BUT LARGE THAT YOUR ME IM PORT RICAN BUT ILL BE DAMNED BEFORE I LET SOME WHITE REDNECKS TAKE OUR LAND (TEXAS) F*CK AMERICA I ONLY AM WOUNDS TO TAKE OVER THIS LAND BEFORE LONG YOU F*CKIN WHITE PEOPLE WILL BE WORKIN FOR ME why MY Family there it is fully transalated stupid puerto rican. maxypoo Sat, 31 May 2008 19:25:19 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/wut_is_ur_opinion_on_illeagal_immigrants 366210 Re: Name of websites like Elf Yourself? no I know that website.. there was different ones... instead of just efls. there was everything but I cant think of the name... maxypoo Fri, 30 May 2008 08:37:51 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/help_233157 364642