http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/maximus07 Whats up everybody. My name is Tarandy Clinton. I am a SPC in todays army and currently I am in Iraq. Its cool being over seas and seeing the world for what it is but man id like to be at the crib just to sit down on my porch with a bunch of ppl drinkin a bud light. Never knew id appreciate that but there are a lot of things you appreciate when your away from it all. I like to get to know new people ( who doesn't). Hum if you want to know something ask and I will tell holla at me. en-us Gotta have some freaking curves on that body OMG Curves shape cant be a stick even though I've seen some girls that are straight stick wise but curves... curves... curves maximus07 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:00:59 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/petite_women_attractive 371131 Well you got a situation on your hands... you have to be a true friend. This is a hard time for her and she is going to try to ease pain by releasing pain. This is how cutters are made. You need to help her take her mind off of things easing her mind is the key. Take her some where to where the both of you can chill. Go watch a movie go to the mall. Spend time with her shes going to need it for the things shes going thru ya know... maximus07 Sat, 31 May 2008 18:42:39 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/help_i_need_advice_to_give_a_friend 366167 Try these You have The soulja boy of course the bunny hop cupid shuffle the batman (look it up I think its the best one out) cha cha slide still going the 2-step snap your fingers has a dance to it lol and there are so many more maximus07 Fri, 23 May 2008 16:49:16 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/dance_124135 357401 What class is this for... see you need more you could right about the recession, 9/11 is always a good one, look at tabloids what about maria carey marring nick cannon, how about the crazy issue ok here it goes this dude like kidnapped a hole bunch of people pregnated them made more kids and they wore like little house on the praire clothes just ask about it people know what you'll be talking about maximus07 Sat, 10 May 2008 19:52:18 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/topic_to_wright_about 343871 Its gotta be the bedroom; so much space, and I like laying down being lazy in there. Plus bedroom boom time always well most of the time starts there... what do I call it perfection lol:) maximus07 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:32:33 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/favorite_place_in_your_house 330943 lol yeah its a tight song do you like it though is the question? maximus07 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:14:59 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/lollipop_5485 330913 Personally I have to go with the IPOD depending on which one you get. Zunes are cool if you like carrying around a brick you can do so much more with an IPOD sorry got to go with the pod. maximus07 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:45:00 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/ipod_vs_zune_70362 328674 Hey there I dont know anything about the smallest monkey but are you trying to steal my pic there grrr not nice lol. maximus07 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:40:38 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/smallest_monkey 328669 Everybodies preaching to you but you gotta know how to listen to it... I've bet youve heard all this stuff so many times but gettin outta stupid stuff is something you gotta want to do for yourself... and if your road dogs are an inspiration to you messn up than branch away from trouble and get your mind right. The world as we see it today is on a down slope its hard out here in the real so you need to get it together and stop actin a fool in school and get in them books. maximus07 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:21:34 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_need_to_stay_outta_trouble 322621 The police dont know that the meth wasnt hers sorry but heres the facts the police look at it as posessition due to its he say to she say. The police man found it in the car (whose car is it) so posession is going to be a charge for both of them boo boo. Unless she can prove its not hers. maximus07 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:05:19 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/friend_in_trouble_w_law 322034 He made THRILLER come on you cant hate that man... but if I had kids I wouldnt let him babysit them hehe:) maximus07 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:55:00 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/michael_jackson 322023 dont let go- en vogue better than me- hinder you dont need to bother- dakona would you mind- Janet Jackson these are what I can think of... what gets you is the part about making people cry. Love songs are easy but what kind of love are you talkin from the heart or love making stuff. maximus07 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:54:54 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/songs_69034 288304 Hum dont hear this much... guys making fun of big boobs huh... personelly I like big boobs and I dont know any guys that dont. I know girls that would love to have what you have which is a gift in my eyes. You should be happy with what you have boo boo and dont let no one bring you down. There is a thing in the world called a hater which you are going to need in life. Let people hate on you its there job girl, if you got 12 haters you need to figure out how to get to14 before the summer gets here lol maximus07 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:43:03 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_to_stop_being_consious_of_my 281279 LOL and this is why they say you cant mix science with chrisitianity because of what you have hear. Those who believe in the man upstairs will tell you that God has a purpose for everything so how ever he wanted it to be bam there it was but a scientist wants to read between the lines and you must have a explanation for everything. A lot of things that are written about God are based on faith or what you believe. maximus07 Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:49:22 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/big_bang 276792 I like dogs; reason being dogs have a tendency to listen more and can learn more things. Cats dont get me wrong are cute but you dont walk cats, 9 times out of 10 if you throw a ball a cat wont go get it but a dog will. Cats are made to look cute and girls are cute so hey for most females a cat would be a good choice. Most guys like to do sporty things like throw footballs and run around the yard for no apparent reasons and dogs will chase your butt around that yard til you feel tired and smack into a tree lol:) Plus its cute when you put peanut butter in the upper portion of the dogs mouth and he sits there and licks it for bout an hr. maximus07 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:39:13 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/dogs_vs_cats 275402 Lil Wayne hands down even though T.I will be a close second well hum second is a hard one T.I or Young Jeezy you decide but the best rapper alive feed him rappers or feed him beats. Have you heard the lollipop song already starting on a good note. maximus07 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:48:21 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/whos_goin_to_be_the_best_rapper_in 275327