FunAdvice Advice from: kalama

Re: When to stop dressing my kids up for Halloween?

kalama — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:46:07 -0700

ahhh..who knows ask your kid me personly..im 14..I still do it for tha heck of it..and tha Candy :D

Re: How do I finger a girl?

kalama — Sat, 03 May 2008 04:05:14 -0700

lets see..you take your finger...shuve it up her thing..go in an out...and rub yah...very simple

Re: How do I finger a girl?

kalama — Sat, 03 May 2008 04:05:14 -0700

lets see..you take your finger...shuve it up her thing..go in an out...and rub yah...very simple

Re: Whats the difference between weed and marajuana?

kalama — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:47:37 -0700

umm..its tha same thing...I would gess marajuana is a fancy name for it Lol

Re: Am I too skinny for my age?

kalama — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:41:47 -0700

Well..Where I Live...its rare to find sumone over 5'1 dats under 100 pounds but eather way...yah...I would say...gain a few pounds..at least like 100-105...110 at most I gess

Re: Your favorite band?

kalama — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 00:45:44 -0700

dats a hard question..lol but I would say "My Chemical Romance" Their Awsome! :D

Re: Im sick of feeling scared !

kalama — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:17:47 -0700

well..you could have a low self esteem..or not enouph atention...well..I feel like that sumtimes...all I need is sum thinking time or just sumtime hangin out wit my friends...maybe thats all you need..is just a lito luv...lol

Re: can you only get an std if your sex parter has one?

kalama — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:07:31 -0700

well.. you can get stds from birth,breastmilk and shooting up-needle drug..that stuff- soo...if his parents had it..he could..but I think you proble would know...lol

Re: Does it cost to call someone on a private number

kalama — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:03:38 -0700

umm..it cost nothing not here anywayz all you gato do is dile *67

Re: Why does it make people happy to make fun?

kalama — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:54:52 -0700

because their stupid and their proble just jelous of you lol nah..I don't know I wounder that to sumtimes..hmm =l

Re: Should I keep my baby?

kalama — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:50:34 -0700

well..it depends..do you know that you can saport it?are you like..about to take care of it?because this'll efect you in school...an your whole life...so you have to diside weather or not you are able to take care of this child me personally...I proble wouldnt at 16 because I wouldnt be able to take care of it -I wouldnt beable to give it the atention it would need because im to imature...lol...-

Re: Is weed bad?

kalama — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:46:03 -0700

Re: What if we like the same boy?

kalama — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:22:52 -0700

I dont get ut wuts parallel?

Re: Dating stoners

kalama — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:20:38 -0700

Lol Well..I use to be a stoner.. well..kinda still lol but erm..it depends.. if der a stoner stoner..no lol

Re: Is Myspace cool?

kalama — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:55:00 -0700

OMG! Ya!! <<<33 Lol Myspace is my #1 site :)

Re: Do white people still hate us?

kalama — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:05:24 -0700

Lol...I dont really know...but usually...torist come here..and dey give me ugly looks..so...I jus look at dem like what the f*ck are u looking at..an I jus walk away..lol im not black..or white...im like imbatween...so its wierd..lol

Re: What is Crip Walking?

kalama — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:56:41 -0700

well..cwalking(cripwalking) is like..erm..dancing in a style wit your feet hard to explain but...cwalkin has bin in my life fo a while..and I luv it

Re: Why should I live?

kalama — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:54:04 -0700

well..suiside isnt such a great answer boy...And im sure that your family and stuff do care for you...they jus...dont express it..witch is gay...but you know...theres always sumtin fo every1 in the future..as harsh as life can be...hey..lifes not easy..but if you play it right..den it could be great! jus live it smooth and try your best..well..I hope that stuff goes good fo you =] Peace..<<3

Re: Who else likes Korn?

kalama — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:41:37 -0700

I like corn lol that is so random good and smashed patatoes are good togeather 0.0

Re: Why is everyone obsessed with the Jonas Brothers?

kalama — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:36:06 -0700

Lol..I wounder that to on my friends myspace.com...everything is on dem...shes so ubsest lol its kinda freaky

Re: How can I fix my ugliness?

kalama — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:31:59 -0700

your not ugly dont listen to da people who call you ugly der jus jelous because they think you prittier then them lol

Re: How do you tell your parents you got your ipod stolen?

kalama — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:18:56 -0800

Well...I told him I think he took it well *with all da screaming and yelling...ya* lol

Re: How old do I look?

kalama — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:17:51 -0800

omg...how do I look 12 lol

Re: What's BK?

kalama — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:17:25 -0800

lol like after da first comment on dis thing mai cuzin told me wut it was wow..my sister thinks its burger king too lol well..now...yepz...bk all day lol Cz ova Bz

Re: How should I deal with my dad?

kalama — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:15:22 -0800

LOL! well..I took you ppls advise *a lito of it* da part that says "have a lttle space and time apart" thing and hey!wut do you know! it worked!lol we are finally getting along well..das because I stood up for myself and told him wut I thought and how him being a agrivation made me all pissed and stuff so... for da past 2 days... we both have bin nice..amazing isnt it lol