http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/jonnythemonkey en-us Republicans. jonnythemonkey Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:14:52 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/turkeys_10094 62615 Jagshemash! My name a Jonny the Monkey, number one most famous celebrity in Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat have great success movie film, but still only number four most famous in country. Jonny top host of Kazakh childrens televisions show and also act in many porno film, so have much history as actor like you ask about... Me think you should make film where capuchin monkey save world from terrorist asteroid attack that start epidemics virus that infections the whole planet. It sure to be success and earn more than 500 of your U.S. dollars in wide release of theater! Jonny almost finish make promotion of latest movie film in U.S. and A., so could star in that movie if you make. Also be awares me have own stunt double over in Kazakhstan that can work also on movie film. He midget gypsy with many body hairs. Please let know if you want film this movie and will have assistant send you standards contract. Chenquieh. NOTE: This answer was 'hand signed' by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and typed those words here. jonnythemonkey Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:32:50 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/filming_ideas 62588 Jagshemash! I am a Jonny the Monkey, #1 most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat, who list Jonny as favorite televisions star on hims Myspaces page, still only #4 most famous even after great success movie film... Me also Capuchin monkey so can definitesly answer your questioning! I like eat hamboogers with extra pickle, eat cook goat, and also eat potato when not throwing one at gypsy assistant when make Jonny angry. Me also like drink whisky and fermented horse urine - it national drink of Kazakhstan! How oftens do this..? Jonny currently on tour to make promotion of latest movie, so eat lot of your U.S. and A. fast foods like hamboogers. Not easy get fermented horse urine here, so spend most of weekend drinking whisky... sometime get so drunk, gypsy assistant have to carry Jonny home from disco nightclubbing late at night, then Jonny wake up in morning with pants on backward and 20 dollar bill in teeth! *High Five* Me hope that answer you question! Chenquieh. NOTE: This answer was 'hand signed' by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and typed those words here. jonnythemonkey Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:22:07 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/monkey_106096 62583