http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/jaceb I am in love with the world. I just want to live and experience everything there is to possibly experience. I want to backpack around one summer... where ever the wind takes me... and I want to be able to wake up in the morning and not know where the he*l I will be the next. I want to find a pack of young bums to chill with and have a cigar and a few beers with under an old bridge. I love spending summer nights under the stars with someone special or new. I am so crazy high on life right now. Sometimes I am in such a loving mood, I stand in the middle of the street and scream "I LOVE YOU, EARTH!" at the top of my lungs. All I want to do is make a difference. I like to help people in any way I can... just so their lives can be easier and I can stay occupied... even if it just means taking out the trash, or giving someone a ride somewhere. I want to join the peace corp. I have never been a shy person. I love starting conversations with complete strangers. I am constantly outdoors... backpacking, canoeing, kayaking, starting fires, swimming, gardening... etc, etc. I so wish that world peace was possible but I am just afraid there is too much conflict between everyone for that to be possible... but I believe DO that even if ENTIRE world peace is not possible... we can at least be at peace with ourselves, our friends, and our neighbors. My favorite thing in the world is laughing until my stomach hurts and I can't breath. I am atheist and I always love a good debate :) (I always have and will respect other people's religion/beliefs even if it may not seem that way) I really enjoy spending time at nursing homes, sharing stories with the older folks. What is love to me? I believe that love is constant, never ending, it's intense, beautiful. It's being able to look someone in the eyes and tell them what you are thinking without worries of the person judging you, it's this feeling that you can't describe... but you just KNOW it's there. You feel like you're swimming, you're flying, your heart is pounding, you're falling... but there will always be someone there to catch you (that person you love). It makes you want to laugh hysterically, to cry tears of joy, to hug the person you love so tightly and never let them go. Love is the best feeling in the world. Peace to all... en-us Yes. 3 months. And I can easily tell you that our relationship is one of the best things that has ever happened to me :) jaceb Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:05:20 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/just_curious_boyfriend 461725 I run around outside... or work on my garden... or bake... or go to the library and find good books... or call friends... or write... or bike somewhere really far away... there are so many possibilities. jaceb Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:03:10 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/boredom_43693 461720 Well, I'll let everyone know if anything happens... but I'm not going to be "careful" or get special candles or holy water (that won't do anything anyways... its just tap water) jaceb Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:01:40 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/ouija_boards 461718 are you serious? jaceb Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:36:11 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/am_i_2173 451792 Well, if he didn't cum inside you you are probably just fine. It is possible that you can get pregnant from "pre cum"... but generally that has little to no semen in it so you should be just fine. jaceb Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:32:30 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/possible_pregnancy_52701 451783 Be sure to get it in a spot that won't show... jaceb Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:16:06 -0700 420725 Ok, so I guess I know how it is to be away from your boyfriend for a while (my boyfriend goes to college 4.5 hours away from me but I am with him for a good portion of the year while we are on breaks and I talk to him every day when he is at school so I suppose our situations aren't quite the same) The first few weeks we're apart, I go kindof crazy because I can't see him. When I get really sad about not being with him it kindof freaks me out but then I think about all of the happy times we've had toether, how much he cares about me, how much I care about him, and how amazing it will feel when we can hold eachother and be with eachother again. So, I would suggest trying that... and also trying to stay as positive as possible about the whole situation becuase if you don't stay positive you'll end up diging yourself a huge hole for yourself to wait for him in. And that would NOT be fun. Good luck. Funmail me if you like :) jaceb Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:01:30 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/my_boyfriend_is_leaving_70 418236 Dude, I never said I was going to. Also, I asked if you could buy them... and did you know... ducks wern't native here in the united states so it isn't their natural habitat. jaceb Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:53:01 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/a_pet_duck 418227 Well when girls cum or 0rgasm they don't generally ejaculate so there really should be nothing to worry about... just make sure whe stays quiet. jaceb Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:52:08 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/girl_advice_help_me_please 418225 it means to not reuse... my suggestion would be not to buy bottled water and bottled drinks... it resolves the issue beautifuly :) jaceb Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:48:58 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/a_question_about_recycling 418220 It probably means you aren't drinking enough water. jaceb Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:44:29 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_does_my_urine_look_greenish 418217 Straight up tell her, that is going to be the easiest way... if she can't accept it, it's not your fault. Just be sure to stick with it if that is what you truly want to be and don't listen to those stupid close minded christians who tell you that wiccan is a horrible religion. Good luck :) jaceb Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:41:59 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_do_i_tell_my_mom_i_m_wiccan 418214 dude, sorry... but there really is no way for you to get shorter... maybe taller but not shorter. Sorry. jaceb Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:39:29 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_can_i_get_shorter 418209 If you are eating healthy foods it won't make you gain any weight really... but if you are eating a lot of salty foods you may retain water... but only drinking two glasses of water a day when you are dieting is not healthy. When you are dieting you need to be sure to drink even more water than you regularly would. jaceb Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:38:05 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/does_water_make_you_gain_weight 418206 People are gay because that is the way they are born. You make it sound like it's a choice that they can make themselves... they have no control over it what so ever. No one choose chooses whether they will go for the same sex or the opposite sex, if you're gay you re gay, it's as simple as that. They don't care what kind of action they could be getting from the opposite sex if they know they want to be with the same sex. Please try to be a bit more understanding, accepting, and less shallow and homophobic. It offends me quite a lot. Thanks. jaceb Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:08:54 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/gay 416547 I'd say thats a little crazy... he should at least be calling you after he gets off of work even if it is pretty late... and there has to be a way for him to see you if he has a car... that shouldn't be a big deal. I know how it feels to have a long distance relationship and have to wait around, wondering if the guy will call you and tell he can or can't come over... yeah, it sucks and it's really not worth it. You're a cute girl, I'm sure you'll be able to find someone who doesn't work quite so much and lives a bit closer to you... Good luck! jaceb Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:48:58 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_havent_seen_my_boyfriend_in_4_months 403025 Why would we need to agree on the meaning of the word god? Everyone has a different view. It doesn't matter what one person thinks a god is vs. what another person thinks a god is. There are so many different religions, almost all of which have different beliefs on what a god actually is. Please, let everyone have different beliefs on what a god is... jaceb Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:41:28 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_about_the_proof_of_god 403021 Check out some of these artists: Bob Marley Damien Marley Ziggy Marley Collie Budz Matisyahu Sublime jaceb Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:24:40 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/reggae_songs 388727 I love fly leaf! jaceb Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:21:59 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/flyleaf_songs 388722 I wash my face with warm water in the morning and warm soapy water at night. I always keep my face moisturised as well. It may seem like you shouldn't put lotion on your face if you have acne but drying it out with a bunch of facial cleansers will actually make it worse even if it doesn't seem that way. Find a facial moisturizer that is oil free and use that after every time you wash your face. When I get bad breakouts I use Burt's Bee's blemish stick. It costs about $7 but lasts for a LONG time and smells good! jaceb Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:20:53 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/acne_please_help 388720 For boys I like Rowan and Oliver. For girls I like Sage and Luna. jaceb Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:17:46 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_would_you_call_your_kids_name 388712 Well, you probably shouldn't scratch it.. just because you may irritate your skin because you itch it so much... But if you do a bit it's probably not much of a problem. Try some calendula ointment or cortisone cream on in. jaceb Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:15:09 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_it_bad_101555 388569 Well, just about everything you said right there was pretty negative. Why don't you try looking at things a bit more positively... that would be a good start. You can't find happiness if you don't look at the good things in every situation. jaceb Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:13:26 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/help_238184 388567 Being a vegetarian is perfectly healthy. I am one. You must, must, must be sure to get all the protein you need... Be sure to eat lots of dark leafy greens, nuts, tofu,and other soy products! jaceb Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:09:01 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_m_going_vegetarian_is_it_healthy 388562 Sweating doesn't burn calories... it makes you lighter because you loose water weight. jaceb Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:07:29 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/will_this_help_you_lose_weight_fast 388559