http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/hutchyz en-us ADAM AND EVE COULD NEVER HAVE HAD FIFTY SIX CHILDREN. It takes 10 months to become pregnant, have a baby and then become fertile again. So that means that if Eve had had all those children continually, she would have been able to have children for nearly fifty years, which is very rare and improbable. Also, women are only fertile for an average of 13 to 15 days a year, because of their menstrual cycles, which makes this random undocumented fact that 'irishtomboy' came up with is even more likely to be untrue. So yes,, from a Christian point of veiw we are all the product of incest and inbreeding. Which is why evolution seems much more probable, dontcha think? hutchyz Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:40:28 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/could_you_explain_adam_and_eve_to 174103 I've been a vegetarian for a long time, but over Christmas I eat meat (white, organic) as we eat with members of family a lot and its hard for them to cook a turkey dinner for ten people and then also make my quorn and Tofu dish, so out of consideration at Christmas I put it aside. I never get such awful symptoms and im sorry to hear that you have these. The thing your doing wrong is not eating egg or beansprouts. They may taste nasty, but theyre essential to your diet. When eating meat after long bouts of not doing so you need to introduce the new change slowly by eating egg before you actually eat meat and only eat smallk quantities. Hope this helps. hutchyz Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:30:19 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/vegetarian 174096 Ok so the drugs are a problem, But I think you're confusing anorexia and depression with a not eating and sadness. Those are actually medical conditions that you cant just 'be'. There's nothing really wrong with being emo, I know it might not be ideal for you but its just a style, But the being less religious thing is entirley decision and you CANNOT hold that against her. If shes determind to be self destructive, shes going to continue like this and theres not much you can do to help her. Now you have a choice, you can either:- 1. Split ways with her. She is, actually, a bad influence and a source of stress to you. 2. Argue with her about it. This could have the same effect as No. 1 in the end, but there is hope that she could turn it around. 3. Ignore it. Remain her friend and put up with the sh*t. 4. Activley try to change her. Do things with her all the time so she's not with destructive people, make her laugh and compliment her to get her self esteem up. hutchyz Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:19:47 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/bff_s_r_so_much_trouble 174091 If she wants to smoke, its really her decision. I know you're trying to look out for her, But the problem with cigarettes is that the consequences are extremley long-term, so its hard to think that they are having a negative effect on you. So really all you can do is give her the facts and be there for her, But in the end if she wants to smoke that much she's going to do it whether you like it or not. I know people'll probably think im being stupid, but if it is the case that she WILL smoke, then you might as well stay friends, unless you dont want a smoker as a friend. hutchyz Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:11:01 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_can_t_i_help 174087 Eat celery. It has negative calories because you use up more calories than you consume when you eat it. And its better than just drinking water as you'll have solids inside you. if you dont eat anything for a while, as icky as it seems, Your bowel ceases to work normally. You either use it or lose it. hutchyz Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:24:06 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_there_anyway_for_me_to_drink_something 150570 Someone 5'9 should be about 145.5 (122-169 lbs) Muscle weighs more than fat. Someone 4'11 shouls be aboout 106.5 (89-121 lbs) hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:06:21 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/average_weight_8154 150054 use vibrators? Or dildo's? hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:56:11 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_are_some_good_ways_to_mast3rbate 150040 I agree with the following:: INSANITY AND EXTREMISM Muslims take everything too seriously. Reminds me of the days when Christians assembled in the village square yelling, 'Burn the witches! Kill the heretics! Wipe out the Jews!' I yearn for the day when we all leave our myths behind and respect each other as equal human beings. Her students, overwhelmingly Muslim, chose the name for the bear, and Muhammad is one of the most common names for men in the Arab world. In my personal opinion, there should be no public displays of religion ever. I think that children should be taught about the different religions when they are nine years old, and should then be able to purchase religious books, But I dont think these should be allowed in schools. I think that everyone should worship in their own home, and not show any sign of religion or tell anyone their personal religious veiws. I think they should ban chruches and mosques and synagogues, and make it illegal for preachers to pester people. I think thatt praying and hymns in school should be made illegal, and also with religious schools. This way these things will not happen. Religion creates evil itself. hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:54:14 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/insanity_or_justified 150037 117.5 pounds, but it really depends on your bone size and since your only 13 you are still developing hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:42:31 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/help_me_603 149990 She's probably just worried about you. I mean, it must be quite a worry for a parent to know that their kidd is about to drive a car when you hear so much sht on the news about accidents and stuff Maybe you should try and show her that you'll be responsible, drive slowly, always wear your seat belt etc. hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:28:07 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_wont_she_let_me_drive 149979 No No NO. You do NOT need proffesional help. I think you just don't completley understand the dirtiness of an old wrinkly man raping someone. Because most rapists are old, and winkly, and lack in personal hygenie, a lot. &&They probably have an STD, and wont wear protection. They dont give a sht about their victims as long as they come. But yeahh its not abormal to want to be pushed around and have forced rough sex, But focus more on forced rough sex with hot guys or guys you like. Otherwise its abit wierd. :L hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:16:20 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_this_normal_734 149966 Im in the same situation, my nana's got alzheimer's disease and has recently caught a chest infection that she isnt recovering from. She's 5'11 and 5 stone 3. The doctor said she'll be gone by christmas. What you need is closure, Either go to see her and talk to her on her own, telling her you'll miss her and that, Or if thats not possible, do it at the funeral. I knoww that sounds realy heartless, but you need closure to move on. hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:11:49 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/death 149653 CALL SAMARITANSS. It really helps to talk to someone impartial, and they're really supportive. hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:52:37 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/depression_2082 149633 According to christians, God gave all humans free will, And it was your cousin's will to try to hurt you, Therefore, God cannot help youu. If he was real, he should be able to stop natural disasters, but chooses not too. But I dont believe hes there, or was ever there. hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:29:42 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_can_god_be_real 149625 It can hurt a little if you've neverr used tampons or fingered yourself, Or if hes quite large. But its more like, uncomfortable. Most girls dont feel that though, I didn't. It leaves you on a sort of high, Like tingly and happy. hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:17:59 -0800 149621 They're right, Anorexia isn't healthy, and neither are life changing secrets, But you asked because you wanted an answer, And I understand that some people cant tell their parents. Do you have clinical anorexia? Where you actually have physical symptoms, Or is it optional? Couldd you fun mail me please So, Anywhoo, You could just make it up, but if you do this, say things you would normally eat, And slip it into conversation every once in a while before they ask. Also, do your folks go in your room? Because if they do you could leave an empty chocolate wrapper on your drawers or desk or something, Think about what you say your going to have then take it from the cupboards, and put it in a bin somewhere away from your house. Before meals you could say that you feel stuffed as you had [chosen food for day] before. Just stuff like that. if you want more funmail me or email me on hutchyz1@hotmail.com and ill try thinking of more. But if you have a healthy relationship with your folks you could consider telling them. hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:03:06 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_can_i_keep_my_anorexia_frm_my 149615 No need to be sarcastic. hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:28:23 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_bruce_lee_really_dead 149605 What about a foot massager? I think the spa day is a good idea. hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:22:19 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/x_mas_help 149604 Tylor, Taylor, dylan, Carl, Elliott, Sam, Chris, Francis, Jake, Jamie, Joey, joshua, daniel, harry, leo... if you want more go to http://www.statistics.gov.uk/specials/babiesnames_boys.asp hutchyz Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:17:50 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/baby_names_help 149602 You should always use contraception, because as well as pregnancy, theres also the issue of STI's. Unprotected sex is one of the stupidest things anyone can ever make. Did you know that 1 in 2 sexually active people in th USA will have had an STD by the age of 25. Thats scary. hutchyz Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:21:05 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/pregnancy_1785 148939 You don't even knoww me. If you'd been through what I have stuff like this would pss you off a lot too. Do you have any idea how many people on the internet say their suicidal and just stir shite up, pretending they have problems? No fricking wonder I thought she was just another melodramatic kidd. It really does f*ck with your head. I knoww I shouldn't have over reacted like that, but I cant help it. And if I was so selfish, and vindictive and rude, I never would have been through this would I? You dont know shite about me, Your totally stuck up your own arss. hutchyz Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:18:58 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_wana_die 148934 You clearly dont understand. Depression isn't like an extreme emotion, Its a medical condition. Like Bipolar, or Postnatal Depression, Or Asperger Syndrome. It has medical symptoms, and phsycological patterns. So what your saying is that medical conditions are completley random. I probably know a lot more about this than you, You seem not to notice the thick bigg barrier between sadness/helplessness, and actual depression. I dont think that shes making it up, but I think that shes overexaggerating. 'Depression' and 'Suicidal' are way too overused in todays society, and people like you obviously connect this with emotion, which its not. When a person has depression, they do not care about anything but dying. They dont feel anything but this jumble of emotions that makes them feel completley numb. I've sat through so many medical consults about this, I really do know what im on about. And no, this isnt making me feel any better, it actually really really pisses me off when people say stupid things like this, its completley disrespecting those who have died due to it, and those currently suffering with it. hutchyz Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:37:43 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_wana_die 148808 Where I live, the average age is 14. But I live somewhere where 1 in 3 sxually active young people have chlamydia. Which is an utter discrace. But we have loads of support for young people. At that age, people come round to school and show you how to use condoms and teach us about birth control. We also get talks about unprotected sx once a year in PHSE. (Physical Health and social education). I dont knoww where youu live, but only really oldd people round here think thats too young. I lost mine at 13, and my mom and dad were thinking about putting me on the pill at 14. my mom says she's not bothered if I have sx, just as long as im careful and dont sleep around. My dad says hes just going to keep out of it, because he doesnt want me to feel like he'll be overly protective or mad at me. As long as your ready, a teenager and use protection, Your fine. hutchyz Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:45:33 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_considered_too_young_to_have 148751 YESSS!X hutchyz Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:35:13 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/pregnancy_1785 148664 the front of my entire right thigh is covered in half healed scars. I dont think its normal, or good, i know im f*cked up, but i still do it. To be honest, i dont have a horrible life, i just seem to hate myself, and with my peers i act like anyone else, like i have respectful self esteem so i take it out on myself when im on my own. When my grandad died, i hadnt been to see him for two years, and felt awful, and the night of his funeral i got a pair of scissors and cut my arm open. It bled for ages, all over my forarms. Then my boyfriend at the time, this is about three weeks later, got drunk and smacked me over the head with an iron (the plastic side, it wasnt that serious) then literally threw me out of his flat and i learned the next day that he's got my best friend drunk and slept with her. Then i cut his name into my thigh, and thats when i was hooked. Days after i went over his name, determined to hide it completely, then aftr that, whenever i had a bad day id cut my legs. now i have a load of random cuts on my left thigh and on my right there's 3 rectangular shapes of scars all close to each other and overlapping, the one where i wrote his name is 11 inches by 4, and the other two rectangles are about 3 by 4/5 inches. One night i lost three plastic cupfuls of blood. Now whenever i go on holiday i have to stay covered up, and my parents still dont know. Its like, whenvenr i cut, this other person is controlling me, i feel this phycotic rage behind my eyes like its someone else's, once i spent an hour stamping on a sharpener with my bare foot to try and get the blade from it, i really scared myself. if i could go back id never start, but then again it was an effective outlet of my self hate. hutchyz Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:45:18 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/cutting 94067