http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/giovannifrombrooklyn aye first let me start by sayin im a italiano from brooklyn new york im 16 but look and act as if i was 45 im tellin ya fuhgedaboudit. i love new york with all my heart im a frank sinatra kinda guy so when i hear ''new york'' by frank it gives me the chils. it disgusse's me when i see guys my age walkin around with hats goin every deriction and pants down to the freakin floor uff madone. im a very classy respectful classy kinda guy and for that i like my freind's to have class and respect capiche. my women have to have class and respect im talkin with beautyful looks and act like a women not like some low life whore from off the street capiche. well could say more about my self but i'll be here for days goin and goin like a energizer battery fuhgedaboudit . aye if ya gotta a qeustion just say the word and consider it done capiche en-us AYE YA STUNOT YA ASK A QEUSTION AND I TRY TO BE A NICE ITALIAN GUY AND YA TAKE OFF ME COMMENT TO TRY TO HELP YA UFF MADONNE YA STUNOT YA LUCKY IM HAVIN A GOOD DAY. AYE WITH THE WAY YA ACTIN YA BETTA FIND YA SELF A NICE CARD BOARD BOX AND SOME DUCK TAPE ''CAPICHE'' AYE IF YA LIKE I KNOW A LOTTA PLACE'S AROUND THERE FOR SOME GREAT BOX'S ARE BETTA YET GO SHARE THAT BOX YA MOTHER GOTS DOWN IN MANHATTAN IM SURE THERES ENOUGH ROOM FOR BOTH OF YA AND MAYBE IF YA LUCKY SHE'LL READ YA A BEDTIME STORY ''CAPICHE'' YA FUGAYZEE SOPRANO WATCHIN WONNA BE YA MORE GENERIC THAN YA MOTHERS BOX HOUSE IN MANHATTAN MADE OUTTA GENERIC BOX'S ''CAPICHE'' YA STUNOT giovannifrombrooklyn Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:31:13 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/apartment 181963 I GOTTA TELL YA AMEN TO THAT MY FREIND I GOTTA ADMIT PEOPLE THESE DAYS HAVE NO FAITH IN GOD THEY SIN AS IF THEY HAD KNOW GOD AND THEY ACT LIKE THEY HAVE KNOW GOD ''CAPICHE'' WELL YA KNOW ME BEIN A ITALIAN FROM BROOKLYN MOST ITALIANS ARE CATHLICS BUT I GOTTA SAY I WAS ALWAYS A CHRISTIAN FATHER SON AND HOLY GHOST ''CAPICHE'' WELL YA WAS SAYIN EARLER ABOUT PEOPLE SUFFERIN WHILE WERE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT BROAD TO GET ARE WHAT WERE going to WEAR. WELL GOD PUT US ON HIS EARTH THAT HE CREATED US AND GAVE US FREEDOM TO CHOOSE WHAT ROUTE WE WONNA TAKE IN LIFE WERE YA CHOOSE WHO YA BELIEVE IN WHO YA WONNA BE AND WHAT YA WONNA BE ''CAPICHE'' LET ME GET TO MY POINT OVA HERE SOME PEOPLE WORK HARD AND GO TO SCHOOL COLLEGE AND BELIEVE IN GOD ALL THERE LIFE AND THOSE ARE USUALLY THE PEOPLE YA SEE WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLAS AND BRAND NEW FERRARIS BUT TO BE HONEST YA DONT HAVE TA BELIEVE IN GOD AND GO TO SCHOOL ALL THERE LIFE TO HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLAS THESE DAYS YA GOT DRUG DEALER'S GANGSTA'S ITALIAN MAFIA ROBBERY THIEFS KIDS OFF THE STREETS THAT RAP AND GET RECORD LABELS ARE JUST WINNIN THE LOTTERY AND BEIN A LUCKY KINDA GUY BUT HERES WHAT THEY DONT UNDA STAND USUALLY KIDS THIEFS AND GANGSTA'S LIKE THAT DONT GET ALL THAT LUXURY FOR EVA CAUSE BEFORE YA KNOW IT THERE EITHER 6 FEET DEEP IN A CAUFFINE OR WIND UP GOIN TO PRISON THERE ENTIRE LIFE AND YA KNOW WHAT EVEN THE GUY WHO WINS THE LOTTERY EVEN RUNS OUTTA LUCK ''CAPCHE'' SO WHAT IM trying TO SAY OVA HERE MOST OF THESE POOR HUNGRY PEOPLE YA SEE ON THE STREETS ARE MOSTLY ARE THE 1'S THAT ONCE HAD IT ALL BUT A COUPLE OF HORRIBLE CHOICES AND THEY GOT A SIQN MADE OUTTA CARD BOARD BOX SAYIN PLEASE HELP ''CAPICHE'' BUT FOR THE 1'S WHO DID NOTHIN WRONG TO NOBODY AND OR INOCENT LITTLE KIDS WITH KNOW HOUSE KNOW FAMILY GOD WILL BLESS HIS KIDS CAUSE EVERYBODY IS GODS ANGELS AND GOD LOVES EVERYBODY KNOW MATTA WHAT, BUT ITS UP TO PEOPLE TO LOVE GOD? giovannifrombrooklyn Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:09:18 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_so_many_poor_in_a_world_of_riches 181961 well ya know since im a italiano newyorka from brooklyn I have ta say my favorite classic italiano f-u-ckin great movie is ''THE GODFATHER'' I love the movie dearly loved it and is truly a classic that will neva be fugotten ''capiche'' it wll make ya an offer ya cant refuse ya unda stand giovannifrombrooklyn Tue, 01 Jan 2008 17:17:28 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/favorite_movie_122064 173545 aye look dont nothin crazy its not gonna help ya its gonna make ya feel like ya wonna hang ya self ya gonna feel guilty for what ya did or what ya will do believe me i sholld know , im italian guy from brooklyn new york in my life i made lots of good choices and lots of bad 1's for things i didnt do and things i did do but look what eva ya probly is mail me ya message and consider it done ''capiche'' only problem i got in life right now is the way ive been feelin nothin excite's me anymore i have no more joy in the things i would usually do and f-u-ckin love but all of a sudden im a bored miserable p-r-ick lol so look do ya self a favor and me a favor get back to me i would love to help ya what what eva ya problem is ''capiche'' aye im gonna sound like a stunot but take a good look at this picture and look how beautyful and good life could be if ya make it good? its all up to you if ya like frank sinatra go get this song called ''my way'' belive me its betta than a pyschirotrist giovannifrombrooklyn Sat, 22 Dec 2007 23:52:25 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/uuhhoohh 165613 aye im from brooklyn new york and we got a dozen of gypsy's im tellin ya there not to bad of people ya know they have a lotta good way's and a lotta bad way's capiche a gypsy is a middle eastern people with very oldschool kinda way's and very different kinda way's like for an instant the gypsy broads open pyschic readin buisness's they dress very classy and oldfashion that i like alot, the fella's usaully do anythin they could get there hands on they'll fix fenders with the same kinda tools ya wouldnt use to even fix ya door' fuhgedaboudit, some do b&e its when ya get a good american old ladie or man and ya become dear dear freinds with them and then afta all is said and done they'll rob the poor old broad are fella ''capiche'' but this day in age that were in 2007 the millineum gypsy ways are changin the same way time is changin, you'll find gypsys livin the american way in buisness's as real estate and like i told ya before anythin they could get there hands on. now if ya wonna talk about gypsy kid's well i'll be here for years talkin about it to make a long story short a majority of gypsy kid's dont go to school they get married at a very young age from 12 to 15 is a perfect age for a gypsy broad are fella to get married ''capiche'' aye if ya got any more qeustion's about the gypsy culture we just say the word and consider it done ya unda stand giovannifrombrooklyn Sat, 22 Dec 2007 23:36:19 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_a_gypsy 165604 aye ya talkin to a italiano that was born and raised in brooklyn ya gotta be a true new yorka to talk with a new york accent but ya know since im italian and was raised in brooklyn bensonhurst I talk with a even deepa noo yawka acent I gotta tell ya if I eva see I wonna be fugayzee talk with a fake accent he aint going to have and teeth in his mouth to talk with any kinda accent capiche he's going to cry the same way when he came outta his mother's c-u-n-t ''capiche'' giovannifrombrooklyn Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:59:10 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/brooklyn_accent 163437 aye I grew up in brooklyn new york and im 100% italian from napoli ''don'' capiche I've been around the italian mafia all my life, and I gotta tell ya there nice guys the'll do anythin ya ask te for . they aint going to bust ya balls for nothin ya gotta touch sombody in the family to get whacked its not going to happend ova who cuts ya off in line or talkin to there broads but I must admit ya will get hopsitalized for doin sh*T LIKE THAT you'll be in a freakin hopsital bed eatin apple sauce thru a straw capiche ya dont fu** with italians ya might whacked them or beat the f**k outta them but theres always revenge in every italian family ya got that capiche. us italians in new we talk kinda different like for a example a regular guy will say ''hay how are you doing'' us italians say ''aye how ya doin'' or a regular kinda guy would say ''can I have a cup of coffee please'' us italians say ''aye how ya doin can I get a cup a cwoffee'' ya unda stand where im comin from ova here. I just told ya what italian's do and how they talk capiche. to tell ya how the famous classy respectful italian mafia all started I'll be here for days talkin I type more letters than a post office believe me so fuhgedaboudit and merry christmas to all of ya ''capiche'' giovannifrombrooklyn Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:53:34 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_s_the_origin_of_the_word_mafia 163426 aye I grew up in brooklyn new york and im 100% italian from napoli ''don'' capiche I've been around the italian mafia all my life, and I gotta tell ya there nice guys the'll do anythin ya ask te for . they aint going to bust ya balls for nothin ya gotta touch sombody in the family to get whacked its not going to happend ova who cuts ya off in line or talkin to there broads but I must admit ya will get hopsitalized for doin sh*T LIKE THAT you'll be in a freakin hopsital bed eatin apple sauce thru a straw capiche ya dont fu** with italians ya might whacked them or beat the f**k outta them but theres always revenge in every italian family ya got that capiche. us italians in new we talk kinda different like for a example a regular guy will say ''hay how are you doing'' us italians say ''aye how ya doin'' or a regular kinda guy would say ''can I have a cup of coffee please'' us italians say ''aye how ya doin can I get a cup a cwoffee'' ya unda stand where im comin from ova here. I just told ya what italian's do and how they talk capiche. to tell ya how the famous classy respectful italian mafia all started I'll be here for days talkin I type more letters than a post office believe me so fuhgedaboudit and merry christmas to all of ya ''capiche'' giovannifrombrooklyn Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:53:32 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_s_the_origin_of_the_word_mafia 163425 hahaha ya freakin guys drive me nuts not knowin what breast is hahah fuc*** crack up get the fu** outtta here, its when a fella pulls outs his hot dog and puts it in bewtween ya breast like if they was the buns and the broad go's up and down on ya hot dog til ya give her a pearl necklace capiche a pearl necklace is when ya explode all ova her breast like a valcano back in idonsia but ya gotta have good size breast it does matta capiche and merry christmas giovannifrombrooklyn Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:31:26 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/sex_556 163415