http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/eviltoast05 en-us Haha! I figured it out by myself by the time I was in primary! My parents were insisting that it was real, but I saw the truth! eviltoast05 Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:56:51 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/still_believe 405000 I live in Canada, and I am strongly against the use of guns. If somone can legaly own a firearm, then that would make crim that much easier eviltoast05 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:41:34 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/where_do_you_stand_on_gun_rights 286737 I live in Canada, and I am strongly against the use of guns. If somone can legaly own a firearm, then that would make crim that much easier eviltoast05 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:41:33 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/where_do_you_stand_on_gun_rights 286736 Well, flash costs money. I fyou want to make free games I recemend Game Maker 7 (search it on google). It requires no coding knowlage (but it helps). eviltoast05 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:38:03 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_why 286731 Yo Mommas so old her birth certificate expired eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:28:59 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/does_anyone_know_some_good_yo_mamma 272036 As long as you don't take the lords name in vain. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:17:59 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_cursing_bad 272012 Because we are not gods puppets! I believe in god, but I do not believe every feeling we feel is influenced by him. And remember that the devil tempted jesus by asking why don't you cure the world of all sickness. He refused because if earth was heaven, heaven would not be a reward. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:16:52 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_doesn_t_god_intervien 272008 Think of it as in star wars. The Light Side and Dark Side. The Light Side was harder required disaplin, but eventualy rewarded with becoming one with the force. The Dark Side was easy, just do what ever you need to do to become stronger, it corrupts you, it slowly kills you from the inside out, its easy, but there is no reward. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:12:29 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_do_people_desire_to_worship_satan 272001 I believe that you choose wheter or not you go to heaven or hell. If anyone is framillier with the ophera Don Giovanni, Don Giovanni was a dreadful sinner, but was given one last chance to repent when he was about to die. He refused and was sent to hell. Its only when you sinned and thought it was right that you go to hell. Or at least thats what I think. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:06:02 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_leads_people_to_go_to_hell 271989 He simply sees the need to take him into heaven. Do not mourn loses, but be happy that they (presuming they lead a life worthy of) would be better of in heaven. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:02:05 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_is_god_so_cruel 271976 I am christon, but don't believe in adam and eve. I think A&E was a story to explain it to the people of that age (try telling them the theroy of evolution!). I believe that god trigered the big bang, and influenced the world to support life. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:55:43 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/do_you_believe_in_creation_or_evolution 271954 I believe that animals with a close bond with a humain will go to heaven. Think of it like when you die you take them with you. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:51:11 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/my_friend_s_dog_was_put_to_sleep 271942 Think of it this way... Your body is a tree, slowly growing and then dieing. The spirit is like air, it can change into whatever you like, its compleitly free without limitations. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:48:54 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/opinions_please_97724 271936 Do you know how many people have had NDE (Near-Death-Experiances caused when a person dies and is then revived)? Many people! And many report seeing dead loved ones! Can anyone explain this? eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:46:09 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/anyone_have_proof_of_god 271929 People are really stereotyping! The Catholics are strongly aganest it, the Anglicans are split. I'm not sure about the Orthodox, Evenjelicals, Baptists, or the United Church though. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:35:51 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/gay_bashing_churches 271905 Its not against the religion to be gay its against some sections of christianity to be gay. The Catholics do not aprove, and the Anglicans are split. I'm not sure about the other divisions... eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:33:34 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/are_there_any_gay_christians 271896 I am fully against it! Kids will HATE you for it. There are two types of respect: Military Respect (what you'll get through spanking), and family loving respect (from tolerence) eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:07:11 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/smacking_hitting_ect 271823 Children have an increasing need for cellphones, and an increasing want. If his/her friends have them you should get them one so they don't feel left out, but if they do prove irrisponsable then its not good. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:04:18 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/kids_with_cell_phones 271817 No, No, NO! Don't punish! Punishing just brings anger! When children talk back lisson to what they say! And try compremising. Really parents (this will sound odd) should be glad their children are showing indipendence! Independence is a sign of intelligence and strong will which are good traits, talking back is simply a by-product of intelligence and strong will! eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:01:24 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/back_talking_six_year_old 271813 It depends. If I had learned division that early (my school didn't teach it until grade 6!!!) it would have made the transition into another school 10x easier! eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:39:33 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/do_u_think_this_is_too_hard 271766 I can speak for this one well because I am aproximatly his age. Purhaps you should be exceptionaly nice to him, punishment will only make him angryier. And if you are being too controling that can cause a lot of anger. Just a sugestion! eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:37:48 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/my_son_147389 271763 When will parents realise that physical punishment works worse than verbal punishment? Its abuse simple as that. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:34:52 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/abuse_148985 271755 THAT IS HORRIBLE! GO REPORT IT NOW! I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH! REPORT IT!!! eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:09:53 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/was_raped_by_my_cusin 271577 If you don't like what there making you do just say NO! Ask why I should do this, and also say to your Dad why do you always suck up (give into) your step mom. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:02:21 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/helpp_9342 271570 Try calling social services, I'm guessing based on the situation they would ether 1. Give you a new home imediatly, or 2. force you mom through parentle corses if she wants to keep you. Num. 2 probobly wouldn't work even if they tried it at this stage so SS would probly get you a new home. eviltoast05 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:47:08 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/emancipation_help_i_need_a_lawyer 271555