http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/drjacko en-us o.k horror fans the doctor is in with some movies that will scare you with or with weed hahahaha!!!: 1.the exorcist the first part: no one get tired of linda blair going youre mom sucks cawk a doodling doos a must see 2:the house of a 1000 courpse rob zombie hit one out of the park with this one gory as blood can be the of course It had a sequel but i thougfht it was much better than the first one kids this one is not for you "the devils rejects" 3:Pulse will scare you to never touch a computer virus again 4:the texas chainsaw of course the new one the old is good but we made it better 5:the saw trilogy what a flick can you imagine the dreams youre kids are going to have whan you show them the saw dude laughing you can taunt them till their eight hahaha WELL THATS THE TOP FIVE OR SEVEN OR SIX WHAT EVER WATCH THESE AND CALL ME IN THE MOURNING IF YOU MAKE IT HA HA HA HA drjacko Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:23:56 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/scariest_movie 99120 damn you know what ...youre ...let me get back to you drjacko Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:25:46 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_do_females_want_any_how 98583 my dearest females let me reintroduce thisa question with some history im a profesional forklift mechanic i have a landscaping buisness on my own this been a straight arrow aint a problem just wasnt enough for her life style i guess if anything i try way to hard to give my hundred percent cuz that fifty fifty shizzle is for lazy bums that cant seem to care about themselves enough to give 100% into a female i got her a house a car (she crashed) and now were looking to buy another this drug shitt came on sceen cuz she wanted to take a vacation and well i gave it to her i lost my mechanic job and sold my other buisness i got like ten gees for this vacation she fights with me the whole way we get there and she wants to spend time with her friends then we blow the money to help her perants they split now im taking care of her mom siblings and her i havent got none in like five months now im to pridefull to master b and i wont give in im not looking to cheat on her after all when i got busted she wrote to me and raised five hundred for legal fees she didnt get me out i got a friend whos a d.a so he helped me out shes being a bitc to me cuz i want to get a good job not any farmer joe wendys flipping burgers for minimum i got money in the bank but she dont know i want to make it work but come on what the hell do females really want why all the mix signals i give security im polite im not a killer but i aint a PUNK NEITHER aint rich but aint poor neither my shizzle aint small its made other girls say its too big and leave the room like that for reals i just dont know AAAHHH drjacko Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:40:39 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_do_females_want_any_how 98578 user friendly dude come on even i know that shizzle drjacko Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:24:07 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/can_you_give_me_a_title 98444 well to all the people wondering the truth it all depends on belief if you believe in creation then yeah i guess they did and if you beleive in evolution well the opposite or so the priests of three churches one mormon and the other christian and catholic the most weird answer was given to me to pass on buy the jeahova witness who i am glad to have talked to they said"DONT QUESTION GOD IF YOU DO YOURE WRONG " my fellow humans please continue to play like youre not home when they knock or say you worship satan just continue to ignore this display of wtf have they been taught i mean by all means fear GODbut i just asked if adam and eve have belly buttons ...Dr.Jacko drjacko Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:00:13 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/did_adam_and_eve_have_bellie_buttons 97766 well to all the people wondering the truth it all depends on belief if you believe in creation then yeah i guess they did and if you beleive in evolution well the opposite or so the priests of three churches one mormon and the other christian and catholic the most weird answer was given to me to pass on buy the jeahova witness who i am glad to have talked to they said"DONT QUESTION GOD IF YOU DO YOURE WRONG " my fellow humans please continue to play like youre not home when they knock or say you worship satan just continue to ignore this display of wtf have they been taught i mean by all means fear GODbut i just asked if adam and eve have belly buttons ...Dr.Jacko drjacko Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:00:03 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/did_adam_and_eve_have_bellie_buttons 97764 no need to fear the good dr. jacko is here: to answer youre question it all depends on what you smoke like meth and crack have been known to carry baby exlax which then yes it does make you poop more but cigars ciggaretts have alot of chemicals but none of them exlax ive of ish although it does help to push out youre poop when you smoke because it calms you down and smoking in a young age is fine ive been smoking since the age of ten and i dont plan to quit ill tell you how long i live later the good dr.jacko drjacko Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:08:43 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/smoking_575 94515 homie dont trip the good doctor jacko is in : well it looks like you need some one to help you learn the basics of life in general boy meets girls boy lies to girl boy takes girls clothes off then boy sticks his thang thang into her thang thang and walla youll no longer need to make one but if you still find this real hard to do then tell you what ,some men like to think of the vagina as easy to describe if you indeed want to make a homade vagina youll need something warm something wett slippy if you will and you might want to make it with a hard base dont want to squish anything you know what I mean if you follow these precaution youll be able to imitate the female genitilia in no time I cant tell you from expirience with what to make it from burt the idea is there try:a heated watermelon ,grapefruit although youll probally have to use a jimmy for that oh you can hump a couch as my friend once did and got caught by his dad and after paid twenty for a hooker you can go that route also if you can go to an adult warehouse they have plenty of face genetilia if you can get in well good luck dr.jacko drjacko Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:54:31 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_to_make_a_homemade_fake_pussy 94512 have no fear dr.jacko is here : first things first you almost feel like youre urinating and about the comment that girls dont squirt like men do thats a lie time and time again ive made the g-sopt tremble in its most destifing attempt to hold back fluids but they all do so if you want to fully have a "o" please by all means hitt that g-spot like theres no tomorow and soon youll see that you too have reached full "o" status youre good dr.jacko laters drjacko Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:19:52 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/am_i_reaching_an_orgasm_point 94496 homeboy you aint gots to trip the good doctor jacko is in with some advice: for any job you (or any drug user)need to have o.k the first thing is a box of miccil they are water pills used for females when they get bloated it will make you urinate all those nasty drug traces we encounter now the second thing is lots of water like a gallon or so to flow through the bladder buy certo the jelly maker for those drugs other than marijane and coke like meth ,trip , cid, x,crack, and do same as thew first but it takes two hours before you urine test tyhe first wuthin tyhe third time you urinate you are clean and will pass any test except blood for that you have to donate plasma twice and by the third day after you donate you will be dirty so give youre blood test before thopse three days expire now some home remedies to pass a test are drinking three pots full of black coffee and a half gallon of water to be clean sugar is fine but no milk it sticks to youre fat cell which come out on youre tests so homie you have the knowledge now pass it to the whole world then maybe like bob marley said let everyone get high youre good doc jacko laters drjacko Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:11:45 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/drug_test_hair_or_blood_for_employement 94489