http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/cheshell en-us If you only have female parakeets, the eggs won't hatch, you do realise that right? If there is no male to fertilize them, they are useless eggs. cheshell Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:45:46 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_need_help_330 178413 One human food that is great for a cat's digestion is corn. Sounds weird, but I swear it's true. Most cats love the taste and it is good for them, although always try to use fresh, preservative-free corn. cheshell Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:23:52 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/cat_foods 178398 I always tell people to get birds, they're not always quiet, but in my opinion they're one of the best pets you could hope to own cheshell Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:20:17 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/pets 178395 My ex boyfriend is now bipolar because of weed too. It made him increasingly paranoid. I smoke too, and there is definite memory loss that I can see in myself. And, no, weed wont turn you into a felon. Of course people have committed many atrocities on pot, but that means nothing. Just pace yourself cheshell Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:16:46 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/did_the_weed_do_it 178391 I've read in parents magazine not to buy turtles less than 4 inches in diameter because they are more likely to be carriers of disease like salmonella cheshell Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:10:23 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/turtles 178381 Also, you know how cats can be, if you are their favorite person and you recently started staying away from home longer, or if you've stopped your nightly 'rub downs', it might simply be mad at you. I say this because he is peeing on your personal space, not randomly across the house. Even if this is this case, PLEASE dont hesitate to bring him to the vet. He will be able to give you tips to get the cat back to its normal bathroom behaviour in any case cheshell Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:02:38 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/urinating_problems 178378 The conversation your son had on the messenger was a little strange. Especially the typo for the 'pm' as 'om'. Maybe it was a decoy to see if you were snoooping? Unless you retyped it for here. But, ignoring all that... The only thing I can really think of as far as the color thing goes and everything is maybe he's huffing paint. It's doubtful, but the only other drug that comes in a can is NO2(bitus oxide, or laughing gas, neither of which would show up in a standard drug test) Lets hope it's not, because we all know how bad that stuff can be for you. I hope it's really nothing, and I hope you get it all resolved. I would love to hear his excuse... cheshell Sun, 06 Jan 2008 00:58:04 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_can_you_tell_if_your_kid_is_getting 178373 The only thing that comes to mind with this question is to not tell them you moved, or use a friend's address in the school district. I'm not sure if those suggestions are legal though. It might be as simple as asking the superintendent or principal anonymously if needed. cheshell Sun, 06 Jan 2008 00:25:00 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_can_your_child_stay_in_the_same 178333 You got some great answers to your question. I agree with most, and I just wanted to add something. I'm now a well adjusted 26 y.o., and when I was younger, I dated a lot of 'going nowhere' kind of guys. I also had a great relationship with my mother. When she would forbid me not to see them, it would enrage me and give me a sense that I needed to stick up for the guy because no one else would. Then, one time my mother sat down and told me why she didn't like this particular boy, but she knew I liked him, and she said she would support my decision to keep seeing him, she just wanted me to know her concerns. After that, I couldn't be serious about our relationship because I needed to be with someone who got along with my family. I realized I couldn't love someone if my mother and father didn't. It just took gentle guidance, but everyone id right that she needs to realize it on her own. cheshell Sun, 06 Jan 2008 00:21:28 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/17_year_old_daughter 178325 Yes, you will definitely be tight, the tightest ever your first time. For your first time, try to take it really slowly, make sure yyou're really horny, and make sure you tell him to enter you VERY slowly. Hopefully he's the kind of guy who will spend an hour or more just making out with you and making sure your comfortable and horny. Horny=wet=less painful. It will hurt, but the next time it will feel better, you wont be as scared, you'll be more comfortable with the idea and it should be more pleasurable. Be safe and Good luck. As a side note, I've read that the first three months in anny relationship is considered the "honeymmoon phase", that you really cant get to know someone intimately until their true side comes out and the novelty of the new relationship wears off. If you've only been together for two months, Maybe you'd feel better waiting to make sure he's good enough for you. I always try to use the three month rule, and it is amazing how many ppls personalities change after three months (but I usually fail, I'm not that patient in that area) Anyway, thought you'd like to hear about that supposedly proven rule, let us know how everything went. Have fun girl! Scariest and best experience ever! cheshell Thu, 17 May 2007 08:33:17 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_to_have_sex 56760 if you've had changes recently, started smoking more, changes in your diet, drinking more, even doing drugs, or a lot of stress can mess with your period, and I get all those symptoms right before my period, I swear, every month I think I'm pregnant. i, too hate birth control. cheshell Tue, 15 May 2007 15:30:42 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/my_period_is_8_days_late 56081 grow it cheshell Tue, 15 May 2007 15:03:16 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_to_make_marijuana 56069 either spit or swallow, really you have only 2 choices... or if you don'tt want him to, ask him not to. cheshell Tue, 15 May 2007 14:52:55 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/love_845 56058 I read an article once that said straight men are only turned on by straight porn, gay men, gay porn, but with us women, whether straight gay or bi, we will usually get turned on to any porn, even gay male porn. Women's bodies are really beatiful, and 2 women performing oral on eachother is a sensual experience to watch. As far as the threesome, many guys dont care, but some consider it cheating, and it can totally change the relationship even when everyone is happy to be involved. Enjoy yourself and good luck cheshell Tue, 15 May 2007 13:20:59 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/bicurious 56025 if you enjoy it, then you are probably doing it well. dont forget about his balls too, and use at least one hand, and have fun cheshell Tue, 15 May 2007 12:56:16 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/tips_on_giving_my_boyfriend_head 56019 he'll go to jail only if she can prove it, but she can certainly file charges, my mother did but the judge threw it out because she found out by reading my diary but didnt bring it with her. Unless he admits to it or you testify that it happened, or someone can prove it otherwise, he should be okay, especiallly because he's not yet 18 cheshell Mon, 14 May 2007 08:14:03 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/can_she_put_my_boyfriend_in_jail 55429 yeah, good luck jacka** cheshell Mon, 14 May 2007 08:10:39 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_to_cheat_at_internet_poker 55427 pokerstars.com!! I play there all the time. They are trying to ban it completely, some sites no longer accept us players but there are some who still do. PokerStars is the largest out there, you can also try CarbonPoker.com, but I really reccomend PokerStars cheshell Mon, 14 May 2007 08:09:55 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_internet_poker_still_legal_in 55426 that answer was completely wrong, the vagina is very "elastic". Even after using a large dildo you will (sometimes kinda slowly) revert to your normal tightness. After children, the elasticity of it will change, but it can still be and usually is still tight. Masturbation obviously turns you on, there is nothing wrong with it at all, especially at your age. Also, I find the more turned on I am, the tighter my vagina becomes. The only way you would hurt yourself would be using something sharp, or your fingers may become crampy if done for too long, but that goes away and is usually worth the effort. :) Not only is masturbation normal, it is healthy cheshell Mon, 14 May 2007 08:07:05 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/does_masturbation_makes_your_vigina 55425 No, it is extremely unlikely you can get prego from that. its unlikely even when there are no clothes on and his cum is on the outside of your vagina. What you are talking about is called dry humping, and not sex. you cant get pregnant with out penetration of the vagina cheshell Mon, 14 May 2007 07:57:46 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/am_i_get_pregnant 55424 I just wanted to mention, you said you were in a bad relationship before, so make sure you're not trying to settle for someone who is "okay" or "treats you allright." I was in a really bad relationship and I wanted to marry anyone who was nice to me for a couple of years after mine. Looking back now, I realized what I took out of every relationship since then, so that I could learn to grow and learn what a healthy relationship was all about. I highly reccomend waiting to get married after bad relationships because you probably still have buried issues about this guy that you probably wont even realize until way later. Good Luck BTW, marriage is only a paper, its really how you feel in your heart cheshell Mon, 14 May 2007 07:54:43 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_want_to_ask_my_boyfriend_to_marry 55423 I am going through the same thing with my bf, he always turns me down, so I made sure it wasn't just because of me, then I asked him what would make my chances better, and he told me to let him catch me masturbating, so after he fell asleep, I laid next to him and, uh, went about it, and it worked like a charm. Good Luck (to you and me) cheshell Mon, 14 May 2007 07:46:34 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/my_boyfriend_does_not_want_to_have 55422 I just broke up with a guy not too long ago because I wasn't in love with him. We were friends for a while, and I finally gave in to his constant "go out with me's"' and we dated for almost 2 years. DONT GET STUCK LIKE I DID!!! He is a great guy, I just didnt love him. We are still friends, but I wish I had the guts to break it off earlier, I just didnt want to hurt him because he was so nice. It wont be easy, on him especially, but you dont want to date someone you're not interested in, right? Good Luck, but really, think of ourself a little here, he'll get over it, and maybe you can still talk and hang out like you used to, but it may be weird at times... like when you get a new boyfriend... sh*t gets awkward. cheshell Mon, 14 May 2007 07:14:27 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/boy_friend 55418 Birds of a feather flock together, so take a close look at her friends. I started having sex, drinking and smoking pot at the tender age of 13. None of my friends did any extracurricular activity, unless you counted detentions. My friends were always really nice, so you can't go by their attitude(attitudes of teens dont always tell you anything anyway), but more by their actions. If they are drinking, drugging or having sex, it is likely they wont have any interest in school or old activities they used to enjoy. also make sure you know your child's friends' parents. I hope this helps you some, Oh, yeah, my mom read my diary, found out I was having sex with a boy who was 18 (I was 15)and she tried to take him to court for statitory rape. (The judge threw it out because my mother couldn't produce the diary.) Don't ever do that, I wish she had just talked to me about it, or had she said nothing and just kept a closer eye on me I would have continued to write in my diary unaware. I hated her for reading it and taking such drastic steps, but had she reacted differently, it would have made a world of difference. Good Luck!! cheshell Mon, 14 May 2007 06:52:51 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_do_i_know_if_my_teen_daughter 55411