http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/chaoticrevalation I am not going to sit here and tell you I have answers to everything. I am not going to say that I am the best person on earth. I am not going to say anything to try and make you believe I am someone I am not. But I WILL SAY: I have been many places, done many things, learned many lessons from trial and error, and had the best teacher I could have ever had to teach me what in life is truly important. Feel free to ask me whatever you wish and I will give you my most sincere advice based on my personal experience. en-us even though you haven't had sex yet or probably aren't even interested in the fact you should probably begin taking birth control pills. It helps regulate your hormone levels and actually helps your skin become clearer. Also crying is completely normal...but not for us MACHO GUYS!!! Boys RULE!!! Babysit kids and if you want a kid that experience will decide it for you...but you should really hold of on the kid till you are at least 18...then you are legal and won't harm anyone with an illegal relationship. Also babies make stretch marks on your tum tum! ... Thighs too... ...Breasts also... Butt gets big... ...you get fat... ...it hurts... ...and you think your hormonal now?... ...hmm thats it other than the fact its an expensive little parasite... Parasite...an organism that feeds off another to sustain its life...BABIES DO THAT. Then they are a financial parasite until you die. So think twice. BTW this is my boy. chaoticrevalation Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:52:45 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/all_i_do_is_cry_48910 328484 Well um...don't let her kill herself...that would be retarded! So here's what you CAN do. You could leave her alone and let her handle it and give advice to her when she wants it and help her. Or what you SHOULD DO. Is grow a pair and call someone. Put her on suicide watch and don't let her out of your sight. She might say stay out of it but that is just her retarded side coming out. She really doesn't want you to leave she wants your attention. chaoticrevalation Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:45:22 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_to_stop_171620 328472 I agree with spaceyjc on this one. Asking that question would also reveal if they were abusive. If they replied with a favorable response then its safe to assume that they are hard up financially or some other way. If they respond with a witty sarcastic retort and tell you to back off then they are abusive. chaoticrevalation Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:37:08 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_would_you_do_11821 328450 Plus if you can come up with a logically scientific use for homosexuality I would be glad to hear it. But I doubt you will find one. chaoticrevalation Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:51:16 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/homosexuality_a_sin 326938 Yes exactly. It serves no purpose other than to satisfy a sexually base lust. A hormone imbalance if you will that enables same sex attraction. It has been identified that homosexuals share the same hormone set up in terms of attraction as that of a woman. so in all actuality, its a woman trapped in a mans body type thing. Homosexuality doesn't lead to the advancement of the species its affiliated with. So for what it is worth and sorry to say it, homosexuality is useless to the human species. If it was in the will of God to have homosexuality as well, he would have created Adam and Steve. Not Adam and Eve. That is just the religious point of it. Scientifically, religiously. Its pointless and useless no matter how you look at it.. And why anyone would want something shoved inside them is beyond me. That is my personal point of view. it has nothing to do with looks btw. Just because you put a picture up of you that shows you are in shape doesn't mean anything considering how there are obese homosexuals too. outward appearance has nothing to do with the abnormality. Its an internal malfunction...If that was the reason you put the picture up that is. chaoticrevalation Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:50:12 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/homosexuality_a_sin 326936 Pah...whatever. Ight so the bible which is a very good moral basis for anyone was written by lunatics and insane psychopaths? There is too much wisdom and morality for it to be considered psychotic. Maybe you should, I dunno, read the bible? Get an understanding for it and form your own opinion. And God could do anything he wants its just that he chooses not to. God could make us wealthier than four hundred countries and more powerful than the American Military Forces. There is just no reason to do that tho. God doesn't do the walking for us he is there to guide us and help us. As for the storm thing, please, Don't think of God as just being merciful. God is wrathful too. Tho only a fool would go to tell you the intent of God. There is no person here on earth that can claim to know what an almighty God proclaims as his will. Anyone who says they can are idiotic fools. chaoticrevalation Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:39:21 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/a_bunch_of_religous_questions 326919 shortboysgirl and you are stupid idiots. I hope both your boyfriend/s get imprisoned and labeled as sex offenders for the rest of their lives. chaoticrevalation Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:29:41 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/pregnanty 324696 six stringers are awesome but I dig the tone of 12 stringers. chaoticrevalation Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:59:39 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/guitars 324652 Uh yeah I think you should run away. You wouldn't last a day alone. I say its time for you to grow up and figure out what is truly important. you are just being manipulative stating that you can never grow up unless you get what you want. Your mother has forgotten more about life than you will ever know. Why don't you try, hmm gee I dunno, introducing your friends to her. Parents are a lot more comfortable letting you do things if you do them RIGHT. Staying the night at your friends house requires that your parents know your friends. Seriously...kids I swear. chaoticrevalation Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:52:09 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/my_mum_wont_let_me_stay_round_my 324641 eh suicidal questions are idiotic. If you ask me they need professional help but if someone comes to me and says I want to kill myself I just tell them to go ahead and do it. 90% of the time its a bluff. the other 10% I hear nothing about so it doesn't affect me. More over, People who threaten suicide are just looking for attention, the truly serious suicidal maniacs are too busy out there doing it so you never hear from them. And they certainly aren't on funadvice.com trying to get people to help them. chaoticrevalation Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:47:00 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/wow_this_happen_to_anyone_else 324633 because homosexuality isn't a decision based on information. No one becomes a christian without first knowing what it is all about. They get information and choose to believe or not to believe. If homosexuality is a genetic trait, which it IS, then it is not a decision its fated. There are many flaws in the human genome. Genetic diseases such as cystic fibrosis and certain types of blood disorders, Psychological disorders such as schizophrenia and munchausen's syndrome, also mental and hormonal imbalances as well. Homosexuality is, as they always say, chosen for them at the time of birth. It is their excuse that it is genetic. So in order for this to be clear to you...ITS GENETIC. So its not a choice its a pushed on them. And nature does have a will. Life that didn't survive is because of survival of the fittest. The weak were killed while the strong survived. Traits have been passed down since the beginning of Creation when God said Let there be light. Homosexuals are genetically defective human beings. Not to say that they are in general bad people. I know many homosexuals that are great people so I have no reservations against it. They are also not lesser beings than the rest of us. They are just screwed up in their genetic code thats all. Remember true homosexuality isn't chosen just inherited in their dna...which is DEFECTIVE. The human body is weird in a way that millions of things can go wrong with it. Homosexuality is just one of them Any other questions? chaoticrevalation Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:37:08 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/homosexuality_a_sin 324613 funny thing stereotyping. You assume that since a few are like that that all of us are like that. So let me be brief. We are NOT ALL THE SAME. You are just a danger magnet. OR a crappy man who only wants one thing magnet. chaoticrevalation Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:22:15 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/please_tell_me_not_all_guys_are_the 323546 ok so to help with the soft ordeal I suggest viagra. For the precum thing I suggest climax control cream or band and for the sex skills I suggest you study the kama sutra and have sex more often. there problems solved. chaoticrevalation Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:15:32 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/please_help_579 323542 Nah its just explained in the science of it. you see...the animals who don't have sex have what is called asexual reproduction which in turn further's their species. Some insects can replicate themselves. Humans reproduce sexually as long as it is male and female. Humanity was not meant to sexually reproduce in same sex relationships. Man and Man isn't sound in nature. Considering how it is only base lust and genetic malfunction. The only thing in nature that is consistent is the will to reproduce ones own species. SO to say that homosexuality is in turn NORMAL and NOT against the will of nature is completely scientifically unsound. So simply put it is a genetic abnormality. There is nothing fruitful about homosexuality and therefore homosexuality serves no purpose other than to satisfy base lusts within the genetic abnormality. Homosexuality is a flaw in the human genome. chaoticrevalation Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:08:58 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/homosexuality_a_sin 323538 BTW SIN is our fault. we have the free will to screw up. also homosexuality is not only a sin, it is an abomination and it is strictly against the will of NATURE as well as GOD Think about it. How does sperm inside a butt or a tongue on a vagina or dildo for that matter further humanity as a species? If nothing but guys were on earth we would become extinct. Homosexuality is a genetic defect in the human genome. Simply put the homosexuality trait is useless. Its just a base lust. That is all. chaoticrevalation Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:45:54 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/homosexuality_a_sin 321519 For the guy. Just tell him that he is a dead beat father and needs to grow a pair...hypothetically speaking. chaoticrevalation Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:38:22 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/teen_pregnancy_1170 321510 You could then go to ask, if you feel that you can support your child tell me what do you plan on doing? A job that pays minimum wage isn't enough what qualifications do you have? Would you be willing to take parenting classes to help prepare to become a parent? Are you prepared to sacrifice your freedoms your careers your LIFE because you made a bad decision? chaoticrevalation Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:37:37 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/teen_pregnancy_1170 321509 hypothetically? well ask her this one. Do you feel you are mature enough to handle the baby? Do you feel you can support this baby on your own should your parents fail to help? Are you competent enough to understand that your baby's health will suffer at the hands of your irresponsibility should you not be able to find a job? Are you aware of what neglect in the eyes of CPS is considering that there are literally thousands of cases of neglect that CPS handles thru teenage pregnancies alone. How can you believe you are emotionally ready for such a big step in life considering how you yourself are still growing. Do you have the means to support that child? If she can't answer any of those she has no business being a parent and should put the baby up for adoption. teenagers make horrible mothers. chaoticrevalation Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:34:52 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/teen_pregnancy_1170 321505 ummm as you should. Its almost as bad as that 15 year old pregnant teen who said she got preggo from an infection not her adult boyfriend. But you are in the clear. chaoticrevalation Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:29:11 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/sperm_on_leg 321498 OH YEAH PULLING OUT DEFINITELY WORKS!!! WOO HOO FOR PULLING OUT!!! No seriously it doesn't work. So uh don't let your boyfriend talk you into it. You will get preggo then blame him and if you are a bad human being you will get an abortion so please don't do that. chaoticrevalation Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:27:10 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/sex_without_condom_6103 321495 um you are trying to change someone? Get a grip on reality. The more a woman tries to change her man the more the man is resistant to change. I thought women were supposed to be smart. Anyway in response to what you asked. Simply ask him to straighten up and get back on the straight and narrow. Its not really one of those things that will absolutely happen but if you ask sincerely enough he might accomodate you. chaoticrevalation Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:25:12 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/uh_oh_383 321492 eh I don't really advocate that sort of thing nor do I believe such relationships are right but its not my place to tell you what makes you happy and what is right to you. But then again if someone is gay bisexual bicurious lesbian or any other orientation that I may have missed. Have at it... I don't really care for such defects in the human genome. Which is what I BELIEVE it is. You have your beliefs and I have mine. chaoticrevalation Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:22:35 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/same_sex_relationships_xx 321483 Tell them that they are a coward and to wallow in their self pity alone because you are here to help not listen to her moans. (Reverse Psychology) (rarely works) Ok well first off you should reassure her that there is nothing to be ashamed about. Its not her fault its the freak that raped her. If you have to record the session secretely and take it to the police. If she doesn't have the guts to stand up for herself don't expect to stand for her. Sorry if it sounds as if I have no compassion but I too had a cousin who was raped and she wanted to see that man burn in hell I don't see any reason why any woman shouldn't do the same. chaoticrevalation Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:18:42 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/rape 321476 ok if he tries that crap again tell someone who will stop it. Cry sexual abuse do something anything but make it known that you don't want to. Say it forcefully and if necessary get a stun baton and stun him so he gets the point. chaoticrevalation Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:15:19 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/still_keep_asking_me_he_is 321474 Physical attraction is important but not vital to a relationship. In terms of pure sex fantasy? Well that depends on the guy, I particularly love curves, I am not talking bbw curves but nice slender curves with hips to hold on to. but in terms of relationships there has to be more interpersonal attributes that contribute to the relationship. It is all different for every man just like it is all different for every woman. chaoticrevalation Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:13:39 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/mostly_for_the_guys 321470