http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/cerebral en-us He might not really like this, but BRING IN ANOTHER WOMEN......... Men get crazy over some of the simplest things. I think it would go something like this: You: Honey I have a surprise for you Him: I be right there Him(he walks into the bedroom to see you and some other girl dressed up in sexywear) 3 Hours Later... you: Did you like it? him: Honey, your the greatest I'm a guy and you asked Be carefull -- he can only watch cerebral Mon, 21 Mar 2005 20:49:02 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/masterbating_for_him 1742 You and your girlfriend are alone... soft music is playing... you reach over and grab her hand and kiss it... look deeply in her eyes and say Honey, what turns you on? Don't say another word until she tells you something. This is the stuff good sex is made of. If that does not work, you might want to keep you eye open for a new chick, cause maybe this ones broke. SEX = PASSION X 2 You only lives once (at least that you will remember) GED (Get 'er 'done) :) cerebral Mon, 21 Mar 2005 20:36:50 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_turns_girls_on 1741 Hey it's time to (manup). That's cowboy talk... Ok. This is the best advice I can get. One the count of three.. one... Two... Three.. ASK HER HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.(I not shouting) Men go to great extremes to make the wrong decision when it comes to women. She will respect you for asking her what she thinks. You can't go wrong there. I am a man, and have had the best sex becaues I did not assume I know everything. They always like it when you ask them how they feel. TRUST ME.... (Echo effect) Pony up COWBOY it's time to ride them out :) cerebral Mon, 21 Mar 2005 20:28:19 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/making_out_and_stuff 1740 Take away his XXX movies. That's alot like trying to take a bone from a hungry dog. Unless you want to get your hand bit off ---Don't touch them-- it will only cause you more probems in the long run. Try this instead. Get a nice silver plater, use your printer to create some fake like divorce papers, put on some sexy night wear. Walk over to him in that sexy way and serve him the papers. Tell him if this does not change, the papers will be real. If this does not work -- He probably doing someone else. I am a straight man and this is your lucky day Go get him girl :) cerebral Mon, 21 Mar 2005 20:18:58 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/to_young_to_have_a_sexless_marrage 1739 I do not think the problem is U. I am a man (not gay), and sometimes men go through feelings of guilt. Try turning around and having sex doggie style. If he masterbates (It's a guilt thing). If he does not, it's probably still a guilt thing you just have to talk to him and ask him what's wrong. Men are very fragil at this point. So think about it. You have not been dating that very long. It could be a old girlfriend thing. Make sure before you have sex, you both have a bath or shower. Sometime men are turned off by body odor. (not saying thats your problem) You can figure it out -- Just use your brain. (and his) Now move forward :) cerebral Mon, 21 Mar 2005 20:08:13 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_do_i_please_my_man 1738 Here an idea -- Do you remember those old Kung-Fu movies? There was always a Master teacher. The student had to learn how to punch a rock without breaking their hand. Well -- in your case you must become the Teacher. learn to delay your climax when you masterbate. Use your mind Luke and feel the force. (Star Wars) This is a great way to control your issue. Hey, women control their down-there muscles, why should'nt you control your squirt muscle. Good Luck May The Delay Be With You cerebral Mon, 21 Mar 2005 19:56:58 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/iam_coming_so_fast_any_one_help_pls 1737 Here a bit of good advice. Tell your boyfriend that that's not what you want. If you let the guy cum in your face, he will lose any respect he has for you if he had any at all. I am a man and I do not believe this is the way of a passioniate person. But, if your into the freak thing, go for it. Once he has humped your tities, he will be looking for another avenue next. cerebral Mon, 21 Mar 2005 19:41:45 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_titty_fucking 1736 Here a bit of good advice. Tell your boyfriend that that's not what you want. If you let the guy come in your face, he will lose any respect he has for you if he had any at all. I am a man and I do not believe this is the way of a passioniate person. But, if your into the freak thing, go for it. Once he has humped your tities, he will be looking for another avenue next. cerebral Mon, 21 Mar 2005 19:40:24 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_titty_fucking 1735 Based on what you wrote, I say yes. Sex is about passion, if you don't want to leave your husband, find someone who understand what you need a is willing to please you. You get one chance in this life. Have only a couple or orgs in your life is just wrong. Go get yours girl. Passion is what you need. So break yourself off a piece of it. Be very carefull cerebral Sun, 20 Mar 2005 18:07:17 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/should_i_have_an_affair 1732