http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/b1ff en-us Irrational: top bigger than bottom (5/3) Rational: bottom bigger than top (3/5) Real: a number between -infinity and +infinity (67554365647.76546) Integer: same as a whole number (6) b1ff Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:18:25 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/mathmatical_terms 523105 No need to be ungreatful, you came on here for advice and sparkinlarkin gave you the truth. What did you want to here? Clap your hands 4 times, spin around three times then repeat "I must, I must, I must increase my bust" once for each cup size you want to gain. b1ff Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:58:19 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_want_my_boobs_bigger 520082 About 2.5 hours by car. b1ff Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:58:54 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/bristol_to_brighton 519610 Because the melt the gold it would have to be heated. b1ff Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:14:56 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/thermal_energy 516947 Guys don't shave their underarms because they're not media lead drones. If you want shaved underarms try going lesbian. b1ff Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:26:09 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_don_t_men_shave_underarms_211794 515812 The clock thing could be explained be selective memory. You look at clocks all the time, and see differnt times, but you only remeber the times when you see 12:12 11:11 and 10:10. As for the seeing things it could be a type of déjà vu, where by a small flicker out the corner of your eye can trigger memorys of this cat or cloaked figure. Might sound a bit farfetched, but if you think how weird déjà vu feels I think you'll agree it's quite possible. b1ff Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:20:51 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_keep_seeing_things 515796 No cars: Right well, that won't so much save the Earth as it will bring about the down fall of mankind. And if 'cars' includes HGV well... No littering: Fair enough, however at some point litter has to be dumped, even if it is at landfills, unless you burn it all. No burning: Bugger on the above idea then. Once again grinding the world to a halt. No polluting: Pollution is defined as unwanted by-product, as such you'd be hard pressed to stop it. For the electricity used to power your computer to that little thing called breathing it's all polluting. b1ff Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:14:38 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/will_you_all_help_me 509096 I'll get in quick before all the "you'll burn you'll burn" people get involved. 99.99% of the bible is about how God is all loving and all forgiving, seems a bit foolish to listen to that tiny percentage which contradicts the rest. P.s. I'm not sure female on female is even mentioned, is the common quote not "he who lays with another man as one lays with a woman", so even if you want to listen to the parts of the bible that were most likely just added to carry it favour and win it popularity you're still ok. b1ff Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:02:09 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/lesbian_help_christians 509081 The magic 8-ball which is fun advice says: "yes" b1ff Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:29:57 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/fashon 482873 Maybe because they always look glazed over... possible from all the time I guess you spend checking yourself out in a mirror. b1ff Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:26:26 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_do_men_women_mistakes_my_eyes 482486 I hate to be so harsh, but when I and many other people think of chavs, one of the first things that come to mind are teen pregnancies. As for the earring well it's not going to help the case. b1ff Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:23:20 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/son_s_ear_pierced 472331 Nah nothing chavvy about a 2 month old baby with a peirced ear, being pushed around in his buggy by his 16 year old mum... It might sound harsh, but it's how most people will see it. b1ff Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:16:20 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/son_s_ear_pierced 472322 Sometimes MSN does just die. Try using the site www.meebo.com it'll let you log in and use your messenger account. b1ff Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:54:15 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/msn_help_1377 468438 If you've got it connected to a network you could try to reset the password using, net user. Other than that I think you'll need a floppy drive or some other way to boot to dos. b1ff Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:52:33 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/windows_2000_professional_lost_password 468433 After reading both of your posts it is only right for me to say sorry. While I did mean for my ahem 'spell' to offend I did not mean for it to offend someone like you. Someone who clearly truly believes in what they preach, my intention was not even to offend people who light heartedly believe in magic. My intended target, if you will, was people looking for a quick fix to life’s little problems. As my 'spell' showed I feel that most problems can be fixed with education, what it did not show is that for the bigger problems I believe asking for Gods help is not beyond insanity. Possible you feel the same way with magic. As for my other posts... well what can I say, sometimes I just like to be a s0d. (And yes, that does mean I read you first long post the first time it was up.) b1ff Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:34:29 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/fast_magic_spell 453136 Impressive essay to be sure, however you're forgetting a very important fact. I got to the section "Um... Love, did you really read that and recognize how rude that was? I'm quite shocked, almost speechless. I mean, no offense, but the amount of ignorance in those few lines made me cringe" And thought, well this person clearly can't take a little light hearted response, not really much point reading the rest, as I assume it'll be little more than calling me 'ignorant', and probably trying to pick the quote apart bit by bit while ignoring the main message. I'm almost half tempted to read your whole reply now just to see if I’m right, but I'm far to busy reading up on this magic stuff... you guys really like your candles huh? b1ff Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:24:37 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/fast_magic_spell 452419 Hehe, aww I'm sowwy there. Please please don't put a spell on me. After all you're allowed your beliefs, and I'm allowed to think that everything you believe in is a big joke which is just an escape for sad depressed lonely kids (I.e. Emos). b1ff Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:25:35 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/fast_magic_spell 449388 It's pretty good, just run it thought Word or something to fix the spelling mistakes. And thank you so much for realising that the meaning of a poem is much more important than making every single line rhyme. b1ff Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:16:26 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_my_poem_sumwht_god_or_horrible 449368 Hmm a fast magic spell that works... Erm... Ooo I know one. "Go to school Don’t be a fool Drop the Wicca sh!t It'll make ya thick Pay attention It's no incantation Get a head on your shoulders Then you’ll move boulders Magic is not real It’s just an Emo thrill” If this fails try finding a well and a penny and combine (full moon advantageous) (p.s. I’m fully aware of the irony of using ‘ya’ in a statement about stupidity.) b1ff Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:52:23 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/fast_magic_spell 446618 http://www.funadvice.com/q/jonas_brothers_backstage_passes_52482 funadvice.com/q/jonas_brothers_57248 funadvice.com/q/jonas_brothers_160522 funadvice.com/q/does_anyone_know_how_i_can_get_backstage funadvice.com/q/jonas_brothers_152303 funadvice.com/q/how_do_you_get_backstage_for_a_jonas funadvice.com/q/jonas_brothers_92027 funadvice.com/q/jonas_brothers_4061 funadvice.com/q/jobros_backstage_passes funadvice.com/q/jonas_brothers_backstage_passes These are just the first 10 hits I got when using the SEARCH BUTTON! It listed 77. b1ff Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:38:07 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/jonas_brothers_backstage_pass 446499 Sus, I've heard it used to mean "See U(you) Soon". So if it was at the end of a conversation, that's a good bet. b1ff Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:03:59 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/sus 433065 Funadvice is free... b1ff Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:51:05 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/a_question_about_funadvice 433049 It must be kept in mind that it does work both ways. A good example would be bar staff and servers, it is much easier for a girl to get this type of job, than it is for a boy. b1ff Sat, 12 Jul 2008 13:18:18 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/why_do_people_say_men_and_women_are 422413 Give "Mavis Beacon teaches typing" a google, it's pretty good. b1ff Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:43:20 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/hoow_to_learn_fast_typing 421039 The fundamentals of myspace are safe, the problem is these little kids who go around posting their full addresses and agreeing to meet up with people they meet over the net. Neither Myspace nor the internet are the problem, it's silly little kids who make these systems unsafe. b1ff Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:19:19 -0700 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_can_it_be_unsafe 418003