http://www.funadvice.com/my/advice/aznm0nk3y Age: 24 Occupation: United States Air Force I'm also A Great Wise Man Ingredients: 1/2 cup of Chinese, 1/4 cup Hillbilly, 1/4 cup Irish. Build: Soldier tough Interests: Art, Music, and helping those in need. Let me know if theres anything I can help you with. en-us I found out who it is. DJ Versatile - Dance for my DJ aznm0nk3y Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:52:24 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/who_is_this_6549 141165 Some G.I. Joes and a box of Crayons. =D I can't remember what 12 year old boys like (that was like, half my life ago). But I can say that you could probably get him just about anything and he'll like, because its from you. Just buy a Bracelet, T-shirt, or a Necklace for him. aznm0nk3y Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:53:55 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_should_i_get 137304 Rockin answer yuliana! aznm0nk3y Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:03:57 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/physical_attraction_by_race 133991 lol, he wants to to head him? or give him head? Giving him 'head' would be oral sex. To head him would be...well it just doesn't make much sense to me. aznm0nk3y Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:50:45 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_do_i_head_someone 130257 I'm not personally dealing with racism of any sort first hand. I simply got curious of other peoples thoughts on this subject. I have learned a long time ago how to deal with those who have tenancies to direct their bigotry towards me. I've read a lot of forums and websites that still have so many forward racial comments from people. Also, I am fully comfortable with myself and haven't the ounce of insecurity to hold me back from anything life throws. And I should state again, I'm not seeking replies in confidence boosting nor to make myself feel better of my looks. Just, Does being part Asian throw a guy like me into that class where those who think Asian men are ugly? Thanks again guys. aznm0nk3y Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:51:10 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/physical_attraction_by_race 128312 thanks dude aznm0nk3y Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:07:17 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/100_percent 127890 lol...That's a first, Never been mistaken for Hispanic before. Thanks for your opinion. aznm0nk3y Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:47:04 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/physical_attraction_by_race 127384 Well I look at it this way, if this girl is already sexually active and seeking advice, theres nothing we can say to reverse her decisions. All we can do is make some mild, mature replies to push her or any other young person to at least practice safe sex. It is a shame that people are starting younger and younger, but look at Maine, suggesting passing out condoms to 11 year olds in school. Theres no way to stop kids from doing this, just a way to make sure they are going to be safe when they do decide to start. aznm0nk3y Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:29:26 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/any_help 127125 I'm asian, well half, and woman of all sorts find my looks quite revolting. From afar I get girls hootin and hollerin for me, then once I get close enough for them to see my eyes slantin a bit to the sky, they suddenly have to go. Oh well, I get myself off with math problems and working on the railroad with my black friends while wearing a pointy saucer hat. aznm0nk3y Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:22:37 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/girls_and_asians 126927 Pair 1 looks more comfortable with one another. Like a legit loving relationship. Guys a bit geeky but the girl is totally into him. Pair 2 is a poorly pixeled image but from what I can see, the girl looks slightly uncomfortable with the guy. The guy in this photo reminds me of my buddy in the army, totally into himself, yet clueless when it comes to women. =P Sorry if any of my comments offend you or your friends, honesty is everything. =) aznm0nk3y Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:01:10 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/who_looks_better_2gether 126917 Well that changes everything then. You didn't seem to like him in your original. Flattery is great, I'll admit that I love attention, no matter who it's from. But if you plan on being with this up and coming boyfriend, then you cannot show any false interests in his friend. Your going to have to choose one and not let your own selfishness of attention cause a rift in their friendship. I'm tellin ya, if those guys lose their friendship over you, you'll have that weighing on your relationship until it finally comes crashing in. If you have any further concerns or questions for me please use Funmail. aznm0nk3y Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:54:34 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_should_i_do_717 126916 pair 2 is not showing aznm0nk3y Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:47:57 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/who_looks_better_2gether 126913 Agreed with xiigzag. aznm0nk3y Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:46:57 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/playing_hard_to_get 126912 According to your birthday, your 20. I doubt your age from your question. What you did with your bear is called Masturb@tion and it is completely normal. You shouldn't feel any guilt about it but it also isn't something you talk about to those around you. Yes, as someone stated above, your hormones are flaring and your body is feeling the urge or need to have sexual pleasure. Keep doing what you please with yourself to satisfy your needs or if your in a relationship and feel that your ready, well, go for it (safely of course). Have fun. aznm0nk3y Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:44:07 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/is_it_orgasim 126911 Your question is stated somewhat awkward. Don't quite get your "you-know-who" part. Some guys are oblivious on how to pleasure a woman. Have your boyfriend work the area at the top of your "you-know-what", your CL!T. If you are sensing a numbness or something of that nature to any touch downstairs, then you may want to talk to your physician about it. But I think it's just a new feeling for you and your not yet adjusted to it. Get yourself a toy and experiment alone to find out what it is that you DO like, then share your moves or hot spots with your boyfriend. Good luck. aznm0nk3y Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:37:25 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/please_read_this_if_you_are_sexually 126909 "My boyfriend and I" Anyhow, usually it is the male who should worry about how to pleasure his female. Don't worry about his pleasure. If its soft, wet, and warm, it's good for any man. Just keep it safe(condom) and enjoy the simple things, such as the soft touch of each others skin, or the warm, slow, sensual kisses. ( I don't sound like the typical DUDE but when it comes to this subject, I'm somewhat of an expert ) And please don't refer to it as "havin sex", It's "making love". Slow your movements down and take in everything around you. Romanticize your every move. aznm0nk3y Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:29:33 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/any_help 126908 Try and hold off on starting a family until after you finish your college courses. Raising a baby is full time and you'll have many regrets about school although no regrets towards the baby of course. No matter what you decide, it is YOUR decision, and your parents will love your child no matter what. But coming from my own personal experience, PLEASE PLEASE finish your schooling and buy a house to bring your new bundle of joy home to. I bought my house after my little girl was born and it was hard and stressful, and I also quit college to work full time. STABILITY IS EVERYTHING! I wish you great luck. ^.^ aznm0nk3y Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:20:59 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/should_i_try_to_get_pregnant 126905 If he's 22 years old then he is going to have to reach deep down inside and find the courage to be a man. He lacks confidence and that is a major role in snagging a girl. He is thinking too hard about the situation when he's around the ladies. I suggest going to a few clubs or bars while buzzed (vodka-redbulls are great to loosen ya up). Take a deep breath then talk to a couple of ladies. Your friends gotta come out of his shell or he's going to miss out on his golden years. Age 19 - 22 was my golden time, although it was brief, I thoroughly soaked my oats if you get my drift. ^.^ Playtimes over for me but your friend can still get in the game. I suggest the film "40 year old virgin". aznm0nk3y Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:14:50 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/for_my_friend 126904 They are very tough and usually never work out for people in their teens who lack the transportation to visit his / her companion frequently. I have personally been in a few long distant relationships throughout my teenage years, some ranging from 3 months to 6 months. It's almost impossible for two teenagers to stay committed to someone who isn't there when they have more physical opportunities to share partnership with (especially with raging hormones and curiosity with sex). I wish you the best of luck and though it may be heartbreaking, you'll get over it in a matter of weeks to a month. aznm0nk3y Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:02:05 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/for_my_friend_84987 126901 There is such a thing as Bi-Curious. This may just be a phase that your going through and I wouldn't come to any definite conclusions. Just be with whatever sex you feel most comfortable with. If you happen to be into both guys and girls after trial and error (excluding the use of alcohol), then you can be sure. Your still young and theres a load of experimenting ahead for you. aznm0nk3y Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:56:06 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/welll 126899 Nicely tell him that his flirting makes you uncomfortable and that you'd appreciate it if he would stop it. He should stop immediately after that without hurting your friendship. If he does continue doing it, then tell him that you won't hang around him anymore until he can understand and respect your wishes. If all else fails, tell your new boyfriend to kick his arse. aznm0nk3y Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:26:36 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_should_i_do_717 125490 Hmm, well you just have to take your time with her. Some girls just aren't ready for more than that. Be considerate of everything she asks of you and your golden. You could also ask her straight up if theres anything she'd like for you to do to / for her pleasuring. aznm0nk3y Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:25:32 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/fingering_1376 125489 Leave it! Don't be his 2nd string(back up girl). Let him know that if he wants to be with you, he needs to man up and break it off with his girlfriend first. If you get involved before he breaks up with her, then you'll always have that weight on your relationship. If hes willing to go behind her back and get with you, then you also should consider what he'll do to you once he finds another cute new girl to pursue. Probably the same thing hes doing to his current girlfriend, fooling around behind your back. I know this because my brother was the same way to his girls. Good luck to you. aznm0nk3y Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:17:28 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_is_a_girl_to_do_when_your_crush 125486 If he just recently split, then you are possibly just rebound. Rebound is when someone gets with another person immediately after a breakup for self reassurance. Give him space / time to figure out what he wants. You need to take charge of the situation, put yourself out there emotionally and if he truly cares for you...he'll come runnin to ya. Good Luck. aznm0nk3y Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:11:49 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/what_did_i_do_so_wrong 125483 You should hold back those urges for a while. If you are a virgin please hold off for a couple more years, share that with someone you really care for, who also shares those same feelings for you. If your already active, then consider your friendship with this boy. If you pursue a sexual relationship, it could be the end of everything you have with this friend. If you really care about him in other ways rather than sex, then you should probably state your feelings to him, then move from there. Good luck. aznm0nk3y Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:07:56 -0800 http://www.funadvice.com/q/me_my_friend_sex 125482