what is your zombie contingency plan?

What is your Zombie contingency plan? like, what would you do if Zombies attacked?

There is a castle near (bout 5 mins) were I live , I would go there a defend my self like the old days , there is a ruver you can fish or travel in you can baracade it up , standing on top you can see 1omiles every direction its perfect .

When I lived in Portland, my big plan was to try and make it overland to a Sam's Club. It's got nonperishable food at least until the end of my lifetime, no windows, few doors, and plenty of weapons available, both real and improvised.

Now that I'm New York, I don't have any Sam's Clubs handy, so I'm guessing I'm s.o.l. The streets in the city would be choked and impassable, and going into any of the high-rises would be suicidal. Maybe...the Ikea in Brooklyn?

Raid the houses of everyone I know that has guns, raid the local armory, find a nice place in the mountains, and ransack the local towns for survivors and food.

My Personal Setup:
Flak Jacket or better, if I can find it
Some sort of metal bracers
Flak Helmet
M16A2 w/ laser sight and red dot scope
sawed off pump action shotgun
auto pistol or small smg
.45 caliber semi-automatic(can go through multiple people if you're close enough)
magnum revolver for backup
combat or hunting knife
fireaxe
and if I find a real one, Katana

Along with canteen, backpack, provisions and such. If you noticed, most of those have holsters, except for the M16

And I would set up booby traps so that I would be alerted if a zombie tried to get the jump on me in my holdout

I think you're counting a little too much on access to, well, pretty much every available resource, hive. What town do you live in that has an armory?

I suppose the first thing I would do would be go get Mila Jovovich.. LOL

Well I work in NYC, but my house is in Rockaway Park which is a little beach island by JFK. The first thing I would do is run downstairs to my neighbor's crib, he's a retired military guy, so I know he got badass knives and weapons. Get my parents and my cat (silly I know but I can't leave her) and distribute the best of my knife collection out to everyone, distribute neighbor's weapons, grab both our cars, get my man from brooklyn, (15 minute ride) snipe the F out of everyone that gets in our path on the way there and then..well...I don't know. I don't suppose looking for gun stores would help much since I know people in brooklyn ain't stupid and that's the first places that will be looted. Then there is the factor of whether or no they're the slow stupid zombies of the Living Dead or 28 weeks later zombies that are fast and vicious. I sure as hell hope it's not the latter. I'm about to google this s**t too...

National Guard Armory, thank you very much. A well equipped national guard contingent, thank you very much.

And this is a set up that would take time. But in middle Tennessee, trust me, finding this or similar weapons would not be hard at all. Friend of mine's dad owns a fully auto AK47.

Heres my list of what I would do if Zombies were to attack:

Find the nearest Army base and raid them for as many weopons as possible
Find a big enough motor home and add some high stacked metal equipment where nothing can get in at any part
Find the nearest Costco that the city has and stay there until everything dies down.

I dont know lol.

maybe I will lock my door and then I will get my weapon and bullets.

as a matter of fact, I would get my butt to pick up any guns and weapons I could, make c4 bombs, molotov cotails and pipe bombs, drive as fast as we all can. Since we're surounded by water there are mad boats, so I would get mad unperishable food, lots of seeds for vegetables and sh*t, a couple of tents, some clothes, and sail off to a small island somewhere. Kill off whatever's left of dead people on the island, with my 5 comrades, find (if any) survirors and set up shop! I know for sure there ain't going to be any zombies sailin' around! so I'm good..just watch for military helicopters, set a big HELP sign on the shore or something.

I've played dead rising were your trapped in a mall surronded by zombies so take my advice get like 4 chainsaws a coulple smgs with like 10000 ammo a couple molotovs cocktails for quick kills and get like 7 sledgehammers and a lot of food like go into krogers or sams club and if that doesnt work you get the hell out of there

Wait.
Is this just for fun, or do you guys actually believe there's a possibility of a zombie invasion?

id get strapped and pull some crazy die hard sh*t lol