Yomamma jokes

anyone got any good ones im bored I wanna good laugh

this ones old but your mamas so tiny she plays handball on the curb. your mammas so fat she got hit by a parked car. your mammas so fat when she sat in the class she sat next to everyone. your mammas so dumb she wanted to go to disneyland and it disneyland left, she turned the car around and went home.

I dont get any of these jokes :I

Yo mama is so fat... when she dresses in yellow people yell TAXI!
Yo mama is so fat... she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama is so ugly... she makes a BLIND guy cry

Yea... I know these suck horribly... lol

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
=-)

Yo mama lipz so big...she gotta put lipstick on wit a paint roller--yo mama so big...she tripd ova walmart landed on kmart and roll to target--Yo mama so fat she got mo chins den a chinese phone book

lmaoo chiinese phone book hahah^

yo momma is so poor she picked uup a penny and said look life savings!
yo mommaz so fat she irons her pants on the drive way
to mommaz so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application

So many Mama jokes geez...

here is one:

A: What do you call a Smart Blond?

B: A Golden Retriever

Ok and this joke I jsut remembered

Your mama is so fat, when she was on her way to wal-mart she tripped on K-mart and landed on Target!

You all are hilarious!!!

Yo mama so dumb doc put her on a seafood diet this what she said ''I sea bread I sea meat I seafood now
Lets eat.''