Worst pick-up lines ever?

Whats the worst pick-up lines you have heard or said?

sum total sleeze bag said 2 me, are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over u , I just laffed and walked away!!

ahaa!! thats GROSS!!
I've heard

-I've lost my number. can I have yours
-is it hot in here or is it just you

Did it hurt?
huh?
When you fell from heaven..

Are their mirrors in your pants?/ Do you clean your pants with Windex?
Cause I see myself in them.

aha!! thats actually pretty funny

Dear lindsay1234,
Growing up in the 60s and 70s horoscopes and of course the age of Aquarius was were very popular so the worst line was what is your sign. I swear it was the only pick up line guys knew back then lol.
Sue...good luck

that was a good one superfresh it really make me laugh

woowwwzzeerss.. that is pretty old school

emm I've had your dad must be a theif because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes:O

Take about cheesey!!!

lol

AHHA!! omgg!! thats cutee!!

lol I've never said this one but my friend has jokely... I dont know if this counts as a pick up line but whatever.

guy: do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
girl: no?
guy: just enough to break the ice... hi, im ___.

lol

im like a movie at blockbuster you rent me and if you like me you buy me...someone said that to me and thats the worst one I ever got. but it gave me a good laugh.

AHHAHAHA!! that 1 is funnyyy

your left leg is winter and you right is spring...can I come between the seasons?

hahahaahahahahaah I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAA

?? are these funny or is that a pick up line.. because if it is.. ITS HORRIBLE!!

Hey baby you look tired cause you've been runnin through my mind all day.

L-A-M-E!!

How about - - 'Could I get in your pants. I crapped in mine'

wow escortgino that's just scary! But it would be great if you were trashed in a bar lol.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet.

Would you like to have dinner and then go back to my place for some passionate sex? No, then how about just a date then?

wow.. lol

'I lost my teddy bear. Sleep with me?'

'Do you like your eggs scrambled, poached or fertilized?'

'Your dad must be a terrorist because, baby, you're the BOMB.'

Some really dumb crap I read in a bar. They were the ten worst pick-up lines or something.. I can only remember three of them.. But those are all really stupid. 'Specially the third one, that sucks BAD.

Eh, not called the worst pick-up lines for nothing.

I laughed so hard reading some of these pick-up lines that were posted in answer.. Goddd, desperate, some people are.

Some of the best crap I ever read was when a friend sent me this e-mail. It was all about girls answering to guys' stupid pick-up lines.

'Baby, what's your sign?'
'Keep out.'

'Have I seen you someplace before?'
'Probably. That's why you don't see me there anymore.'

'Didn't we date once or twice?'
'Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.'

'If I asked you to marry me, what would you say?'
'Nothing. I can't laugh and speak at the same time.'

'If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.'
'If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.'

Stuff like that had me giggling for agesss. I love how easily girls can just PUT 'EM DOWN. Gosh, I swear. Ooh! Remembered one of those top ten crap!

'Baby, I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.'

Stupid.. very stupid.

are you tired?

cause you've been running through my mind all day!

ahaha...some guy said this to me as a joke 'girl, is your daddy a terorist?... cause you are da BOMB!!' ... I dunno.. I thought it was real lame!! =P

a cute one though is 'I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?'...my boyfriend said that to me once =P

ahha

I lost my number, can I have yours?