Why does nobody belive them when i say i am a vampire

why pleese tell me

You should look up a professor by the name of Costas Efthimiou. He actually did a study into the existence of vampires, and what he found should be pretty interesting.

Basically, he used math to determine the possibility and found that if vampires were real, and humans turned into vampires after being bitten, then after 3 years the entire human population would have been completely wiped out.

Here is part of his study:

Suppose that the first vampire arrived Jan. 1, 1600, when the human population was 536,870,911. Assuming that the vampire fed once a month and the victim turned into a vampire, there would be two vampires and 536,870,910 humans on Feb. 1. There would be four vampires on March 1 and eight on April 1. If this trend continued, all of the original humans would become vampires within two and a half years and the vampires' food source would disappear.

Given that, if all the world was vampires, the source of food would be gone, and vampires, themselves, would die off.

Now, I know I'm not a vampire, and I know I'm certainly here today, so I have to theorize that they don't actually exist.

Techically none of you can prove that they don't exist!
Really, it's probably just because I mean that's a hard concept to grasp...
~Paige~

Because no one wants to belive you and they don't want to think that they even exist.

why don't you YOUTUBE yourself at Sunrise, and we will watch you disappear into vapors... then we will believe you

come bite me and il believe you. seriously, I want to be a vampire

DONT B MEAN TO HER I NO HOW SHE FEELS
HUNNI don't WORRY THEY don't BELIEVE US CAUSE THEY are WH0RES B1TCHES AND AS$ HOLES
BTW I AM A VAMPIER 2 SO FCUK OFF AS$ HOLES

Lots of excellent answers above. You might also consider this:

when I was growing up back in the almost-dark ages, there were no such things as vampires except as scary monsters in fiction stories. Not a soul believed in them

Likewise throughout almost all my life until just these past few years.

So if there are vampires, where were they hiding al those years?

Sounds like mass hysteria to me.

lol if you were a vampire , why would you conveinently release this information to the world, right around the release of twilight? xD

Your a moron... thats why no one believe me, you will never find an Edward for you to date since they dont exist. You have read to many Twilight books.

lmao because they aren't real O_o;

vampires doesnt excist.if you are dont tell anyone if BLADE(vampire killer) will found out where you live we dont want to loose any member of fun advice

Why are we even justifing the crazy with an answer!!!
We'd all like to jump into the pages of Twilight or other books - you need to face reality. Sorry

\oh mi god xxangelcakesxx . we grow up in our own way and just because we dont all agree doesnt give you the rite to act the high and mighty biznacth. you grow and dont leave nasty comments - this is supposed to be ADVICE. get over yourself. its a free world.

because if you were a vampire you wouldnt tell anybody in a pathetic attempt to seek attention and acceptance your just a weirdo who decided after watching plenty of hollywoods versions of what a vampire is that you wanted to aspire to being one. Convincing yourself that you were one you now want acceptance from us... Sorry looney we dont buy it...

Because you are a silly little child who has been watching a bit too much Twilight...

Why yes, I have the same problem. I have two 5inch long fangs, a pure white face, and I sleep in a coffin.Plus I like drinking peoples blood and when I bite them they become vampires as well.

Get A Life.

You may believe you are a vampire. If you drink blood, you are putting your health at great risk. You will get sick eventually. The blood of animals or humans is not meant to be ingested. You should try to find a Holy Bible and read it. In it are some very deep and true things that will help you live a normal life. God loves you and only He can help you by cleaning up your life and restoring you into right relationship with Him thru His Son Jesus! You can't get right with God by yourself. Try it for yourself no matter what others say and see that it's just what you've been searching for!

COME BITE ME AND ILL BELIEVER YOU!!! PLEASE, SERIOUSLY, I WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE!!!
how old are you anyway?

They don't exist. People are saying that now just because of Twilight.

becoz its a mythical creature like a unicorn cyclops centure etc... you r reading and watching far to much twilight

I agree wit bothof u,I suggest counciling or sumit.

also how cn you drink blood thats just wierd, I read on asite some people do it for some wierd romantic pleasure but thats just awful.

p.s ure not a vampire!!!