Who would win in this 4-way fight?

bruce lee, jackie chan, chuck norris, or some random person with a baseball bat...

DUH!!! Chuck Noris. You know he went to virgin islands and now they are just the islands. He doesnt tea bag the ladies he patato sacks em. Besides if Chuck Noris were late for the fight time would slow the F*ck down.

dude, that's not even a question. Bruce lee would beat them all easily, except chuck, that would take a little effort, but still!

dude, that's not even a question. Bruce lee would beat them all easily, except chuck, that would take a little effort, but still!

Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan would go at it and eventually Jackie would try to do a flip and knock himself out! Meanwhile, Chuck Norris and the random person with a baseball bat would be up against each other and Chuck would just walk up to him, take the bat, and hit him with it because, "The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."! That takes care of the random person and Jackie Chan, so now it is Bruce Lee VS. Chuck Norris, but Chuck, "is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.", and he uses this technique on Bruce! With those other jokes defeated, Chuck Norris is the winner, those other guys never even stood a chance! Just remember, "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."!

Bruce Lee has already kicked Chuck Norris's behind once, as for the others...it would be like training practise

The winner's Mr Rogers in a blood-stained sweater, isn't it?

*checks http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/ *

Yup, Mr Roger's the winner.

* "this is the ultimate showdown..." *

Danbob: Indeed, as the lyrics state,

"The fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed, but eventually,
The champion stood, the rest saw the better,
Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater"

I was hoping Optimus Prime would win, but no...

FYI: This fight was before "the ultimate showdown" and Chuck Norris won!