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Who is jesus?

Asked by cejus about 1 year ago, 17 answers.

Sometimes I believe I am Jesus, because my parents gave me the name CEjus. But my father CJayC never admitted this fact, I then asked my brother SBallen and she also did not admit it. So I ask you, am I jesus?

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Toadaly Answered by toadaly on Jun 25, 2008, 10:02PM
4236 answers

Sure, why not. Give my regards to George Carlin, eh?

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:] Answered by mrscobainx3 on Jun 25, 2008, 05:00PM
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No.Not a chance.

Answered by amblessed on Jun 25, 2008, 05:02PM
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Definitely Not.

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Jun 25, 2008, 05:02PM
53902 answers

Jesus died 2,000 years ago
and hes a person, not a magical being that gets reincarnated
instead of thinking that your Jesus, be proud of being Cejus

superfresh. Answered by superfresh on Jun 25, 2008, 05:10PM
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Omg, kill yourself...are you serious:? the REAL jesus is the son of God who is seated at the right hand of the father... so take all your bousie bs somewhere else.. :D

Whore. Answered by spartan512 on Jun 25, 2008, 05:18PM
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2,008 years ago to foxxy's remark.
Haha, kidding, I'm not really sure.

Jesus is just a name apparently a prophet
Cejus... well... just go with it.,

yup yup Answered by sassy101 on Jun 25, 2008, 05:27PM
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no your not jesus. I just think they name you that because they think its good. and jesus is not on earth he is in heaven looking down on his people ( maybe in the sprit) but thats all.

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Jun 25, 2008, 08:57PM
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Their are probably a couple of Hundred Hispanics in California alone names Jesús. . . So it's possible since it is the name of a few hundred individuals today that you are Jesus. . . JUST not THE Jesus of the Bible.

before going out. Answered by layashea on Jun 25, 2008, 10:17PM
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Jesus is God's son.
died on the cross for our sins.
Mary's son.
???
ringing any bells
?

Answered by therightlad on Jun 26, 2008, 02:19AM
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If you want to know if your jesus just walk across a swimming pool.
If you sink your not Jesus. SIMPLE.

edward Answered by edwardohwojegheri on Jun 26, 2008, 03:42AM

Jesus is the WORD that was with God,He is God,All things were made by Him,He is the source of life,he became flesh ,died on the cross,rose from death,went to heaven,if you are willing to recieve HIM and confess Him as your personal LORD and SAVIOUR , He will give the power of sonship and then you become the son/daughter of God. He will empower you to be great through the HOLY SPIRIT.henceforth the life you live become the life of Jesus who now lives inside of you. One day ,He will take you home to a place where he has prepared for all the believes and walk in the path of Hos ways.
that is the Jesus.

\m/ yeeahhhh Answered by ilovemetal23 on Jun 26, 2008, 07:22AM
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haha I agree with superfresh
sorry but your deffinately NOT jesus
if you were I think u'd know it
and I dont think u'd be on funadvice asking it either

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Jun 26, 2008, 08:41AM
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Quote from a Dire Straights song:

'Two of them think they're Jesus,
One of them must be wrong...'

So no, I'm sure you're not THE Jesus, but I'm also sure the real Jesus loves you. Will that do for you?

JennaMay Answered by jennamay on Jun 26, 2008, 05:19PM
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Yeah, you're Jesus and Im Chuck Norris. You are really egotistical, you know that? NO you are NOT Jesus Christ!

Photo shoot= so much fun Answered by haileybre on Jun 26, 2008, 05:54PM
452 answers

hahahahaha... no.

100% Nigerian Answered by naijacoconutboy09 on Jun 26, 2008, 09:29PM
33 answers

LMAO...sean claude van dam man...LMAO again!

Nana & Shelby Answered by latipinnia on Jul 31, 2008, 01:09AM
14 answers

Ofcourse your not jesus because if you were then you would know it. And no one is worthy of being jesus besides jesus

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