Who is jesus?

Sometimes I believe I am Jesus, because my parents gave me the name CEjus. But my father CJayC never admitted this fact, I then asked my brother SBallen and she also did not admit it. So I ask you, am I jesus?

Sure, why not. Give my regards to George Carlin, eh?

No.Not a chance.

Definitely Not.

Jesus died 2,000 years ago
and hes a person, not a magical being that gets reincarnated
instead of thinking that your Jesus, be proud of being Cejus

Omg, kill yourself...are you serious:? the REAL jesus is the son of God who is seated at the right hand of the father... so take all your bousie bs somewhere else.. :D

2,008 years ago to foxxy's remark.
Haha, kidding, I'm not really sure.

Jesus is just a name apparently a "prophet"
Cejus... well... just go with it.,

no your not jesus. I just think they name you that because they think its good. and jesus is not on earth he is in heaven looking down on his people ( maybe in the sprit) but thats all.

Jesus seems to be a prophet. Basically Christianity just stole beliefs from other religions and used it for it's own purpose.

Their are probably a couple of Hundred Hispanics in California alone names Jesús. . . So it's possible since it is the name of a few hundred individuals today that you are Jesus. . . JUST not THE Jesus of the Bible.

Jesus is God's son.
died on the cross for our sins.
Mary's son.
???
ringing any bells
?

If you want to know if your jesus just walk across a swimming pool.
If you sink your not Jesus. SIMPLE.

Jesus is the WORD that was with God,He is God,All things were made by Him,He is the source of life,he became flesh ,died on the cross,rose from death,went to heaven,if you are willing to recieve HIM and confess Him as your personal LORD and SAVIOUR , He will give the power of sonship and then you become the son/daughter of God. He will empower you to be great through the HOLY SPIRIT.henceforth the life you live become the life of Jesus who now lives inside of you. One day ,He will take you home to a place where he has prepared for all the believes and walk in the path of Hos ways.
that is the Jesus.

haha I agree with superfresh
sorry but your deffinately NOT jesus
if you were I think u'd know it
and I dont think u'd be on funadvice asking it either

Quote from a Dire Straights song:

'Two of them think they're Jesus,
One of them must be wrong...'

So no, I'm sure you're not THE Jesus, but I'm also sure the real Jesus loves you. Will that do for you?

Yeah, you're Jesus and Im Chuck Norris. You are really egotistical, you know that? NO you are NOT Jesus Christ!

hahahahaha... no.

LMAO...sean claude van dam man...LMAO again!

Ofcourse your not jesus because if you were then you would know it. And no one is worthy of being jesus besides jesus