Who can help me solve this riddle?

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
what am I?

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That's not the whole riddle AND it's not correctly asked, which ruins the whole thing.

The REAL thing is:

'91% of Harvard students could not give the correct answer but 84% of kindergarten students gave the answer in 6 minutes or less.'

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

The answer is...

...

...

NO.

the question is 'can you guess this riddle?' and it says that 97% of college students couldn't figure it out and 83% of kindergarten students could. because most kids would just say no, I cant figure it out. but college kids would think about it and try to come up with a logical answer. so the answer to the riddle is 'no'.

There IS no riddle.

very interesting...

its time losers!!! lol look it up online did you get it from a myspace bulletin???

Well all I can say is that if no is the answer it is a very poor riddle with a very poor answer!
It seems more likely to me that no-one has come up with the right answer here OR there is no right answer - someone posted this just to get people wasting their lives on it!