What's your worst excuse for not doing homework?

just curious!!
cause no-one ever believes mine...

like when the time I said that a mouse pooed on my english copy when it was on my bed so I didn't want to touch my copy and put it in my bag for school!

everyone practically p***ed themselves...

laughing at me...and of course no-one believed me :L
de worst part was that it was actually de TRUTH!!!

anyhoo...answer the Q please and thank u

well I have told my teacher once that my dog ate it or that my mouse got it and use it for nesting.

he just stared at me and started laughing and saying "come on you can do better than that"

and well mine was also true for both of them lol!!

I just say that im stressed and I cant help it... they always believe that

and if I have chewing gum and the teachers say something like have yuu got chewing gum im like no and they say well theres something in yuur mouth im like I cant help having stitches in my mouth hahhaaa

does that make sense?

haha
I kind of understood that ha !!!
oh yeah one time my friend told de teacher she was chewin on her gum...hahaha an they beleved her!!

I told them that I didn't want to lol. not a good idea

really?..seems good idea 2 me!!!...they actali say nuthin 2 me anymore...its class...now I can 4get it evryday

I had a teacher ask me if I rolled it up and smoked it, I thought that was funney. So did everyone else

HA dats a gud one!!!

I just pretend im looking for it and go OMG no...im possitive I put it in my bag :O

Or...I put it on my desk an completely forgot it.
Or...it wasnt supposed to be in today...you didnt say today to me.

I just always told the truth. Either I didn't do it because I forgot, or I didn't do it because I didn't want to. Of course, in instances in which I did do it but forgot it at home or something, I told them that too, and they obviously believed me, because they knew if I hadn't done it I just would have said so. Yay for honesty.

I break into a story about how I really cant do the homework because I really dont understand. I put my hands over my head and let out a big sigh and ask for help.
(buahahahaha lol)

I told my social studies teacher that I had better things to do insead of my homework (one way to get a teacher angery) I got detention for a week but I never turned in the assignment and I told my math teacher that my cat used my homework as a litterbox (actually happened) but she didn't believe me more detention

ahaha!!!

I was attacked by a rabid dog the night before and I got sent to the hospital and came back home at 6 am and only had 1 hour of sleep and I feel messed up :D haha lol